Boys do you pee standing up or sitting down and why?

Boys do you pee standing up or sitting down and why?

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Standing up so I don't have to touch anything.
Please leave this board.

standing because I can use hand i am not holding my dick with to scratch my ass at the same time

Sitting down because my boyfriend says I'm not allowed to pee standing up

I sit down because I'm lazy

sitting because comfort and my dick rests in the toilet water

Standing, but Im considering sitting because no matter how i fucking aim, a droplet of toilet water splashes on my fucking leg and feet

Out the back porch because flushing is a waste of water. You flush like a gallon of water per flush or something like that.

sit, because really all the pee comes out and it is more comfy

I'm 6'5 so any variance in the stream can cause major inaccuracies by the time it hits the water(and sometimes the toilet seat) so I like to pee in the sink
>sink peeing is based

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i sit down when im tired

>dick rests in the toilet water
you are going to get a disease

I sit down when I pee, there's nothing that crazy bout me

Use a funnel. I bought one from Amazon for a few bucks and it works great

Sitting down is the patrician way.
Pros:
>comfortable
>hands free
>dont need to adjust piss stream
>dont need to aim
>hands clean
>99 more reasons why

Anyone who disagrees is quite literally a brainlet.

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Except my dick touched the ceramic of the toilet bowl which is fucking nasty.

>Except my dick touched the ceramic of the toilet bowl which is fucking nasty.
You probably live in some 3rd world shithole that doesn't have proper toilets.

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is this a meme? I'm a plumber and the distance between the seat and bowl is standardized, there's they're designed with more than 30 centimeters (sometimes more) between the seat and bowl which means you'd need to have a bigger/longer dick than that and while being soft in order to touch the ceramic

No, they are just to fat to sit back more.

Is that photoshopped? No way that goddess like body is for real.

better question: do any femanons ever pee standing? explain

When I pee I'm semi and I sit up front so my dick touches the wall, or at least the seat

I'm not that user but for me it depends on the toilet. My dick doesn't touch the water or ceramic on most but on some of them it does and it always feels really gross.

tall not fat

Let me guess, you live in a country where nearly all toilets are squat toilets, how else do you splash toilet water from your piss?

A really fucking powerful jetstream of piss

Standing. I don't even sit down to poop.

>sit down because it's comfy
pls no bully

You're the sort of guy that constantly puts off a foul and pungent odor that makes anyone gag when they come within 10 steps of you

Nah, I squat so I don't have to touch the seat unless I'm at home. And I wipe thoroughly.

How much soap/rubbing alcohol do you use when wiping

>using rubbing alcohol
I never thought of doing this before. Is it actually effective?

I use soap in the shower. Who just takes a butt bath; somebody with a bidet? And as for rubbing alcohol...wat? That must fucking burn.

i pee in the sink instead of the toilet

>mfw im saving water therefore saving the environment

I sit down to pee because it's more convenient.

Sitting down. I have a micro penis. It's probably smaller than a babies.