Ideal bf thread

>white
>willing to work to better himself and work on our problems
>not into bad games like DOTA or mobas in general
>likes some of my interests and willing to play vidiya or something with me
>Ideally, a cute twink

Oh and has to be okay with me being asexual and has to like cuddling

i agree with you , cuddling is important

Thanks for the cute catgirl, OP. I have to say it or I won't be able to sleep. Your thread sucks and you're gay, otherwise.

Ofc it is I love being held

>I could never bring myself to watch it for more than a few minutes, it's just too cringe.
You generalized a lot of things into one negative word while, in the same sentence, admitting you have extremely minimal experience with said things.

You essentially said "I don't watch movies. I watched the intro to one and they're just too dumb."

Of all the things I've seen people do over the years on this site, this one is still the dumbest. Stop stating opinions on things you know so little about that your inexperience is literally a part of the point you're making.

Extremely minimal experience is often enough to tell that you don't like something - it's infeasible to spend hours on everything new you try out. I'm not making a case for anime being objectively bad or anything like that, I just said that in my minimal experience I found it extremely cringy.

>your inexperience is literally a part of the point you're making.
I don't see anything wrong with this. Saying I dislike something so much that I can't bring myself to do it for extended periods of time is just a way of expressing my dislike for it.

>not a moral relativist
>not balding
>not an unironic racist
>has interests
>has opinions
>not mainstream liberal
>not Jow Forums
>appreciates nature
>anti corporation
>does not have a thin penis
>similar taste in music
>dislikes elon musk
>not a fat fuck

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5'9"-6'2"
Brown hair, beardy
Introverted
Insomniac
Somewhat aspirational
Glasses
Book nerd
Mild trauma in past for intrigue, +/- depression/anxiety

and for addtional sexual fetish: single below the knee amputee

>Is a girl

originally origimal

Quick reminder that fembots with hairstyle preferences in men are in for a rude awakening when they hit their mid to late 20s.

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What does this even mean faggot

Hair loss and male pattern baldness start to kick in you donut

Right?
Ladies we've gotta go for only men under 22
Take the youthpill

>Is a girl
patrician

I will just date non white or Med guys then

Pretty much every race gets hit with it except for native americans.

>under 5'8
>uncut
>virgin (volcel, saving himself for marriage)
>has daily hygiene regime

A yandere bf that would kill others with me and be equally submissive and dominant.

>watched initial d, does that count?
>as always
>thats who other say i am
>well get to that part later
>depends, 21 okay?
>5'9
>bright blues eyes, (i get a lot of compliments for those)
>yes (swiss)
>kinda i guess, im blonde
>mostly quiet and observating, but can be pretty open

How about that?

>rod-posting
WEEEEEEEEEEE
>be not a boy at all
>be grill (female)
>fair-skin
>over 5'7"
>sticc; leaving the sows for men
>genetic lotto winrar otherwise
>dark hair
>personality that vibes with mine
>switch
>strong arms
>unknowingly cringe at times

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White
Skinny
Tall
Tolerates my neuroticism
Crazy as fuck
Likes to hurt each other

>anything above 5'4 would be cool, but I don't mind too much. I'm a shortie
>kind
>someone who doesn't mind playing video games with me
>good work ethic
>positivity

>kinda love anime, but you really have to hook me on something in order for me to enjoy it
>open minded
>wouldn't spontaneously help others, it depends if I know the person or not and I appreciate them
>define what you perceive as kinky
>20, almost 21
>5'6, which is around 170 cm
>green eyes
>white (european)
>I tend to brush my hair aside often with my hand
>usually quiet and keeping to myself if I'm around people I don't know well, radically changes if I'm with a friend

hah my hair is like that, I thought no one liked that style.

Im all of those but Im 5 foot 8

FUCK off with your faggotry OP. Robots have not all perished yet.

>5'11 - 6'2
>fit but not overly ripped (ottermode or a little extra fat is good)
>not racist
>likes women and doesn't think they are stupid or worthless
>doesn't call women whores or roasties
>has a job and can afford to pay his half of bills
>isn't a complete momma's boy
>can drive
>white or oriental asian
>less than 3 sexual partners (virgin preferred)
>clear skin, clean shaven
>dick no shorter than 5 or 6 inches
>girthy dick
>is antisocial and a homebody
>likes nature
>like watching tv
>not a brainlet
>not balding
>under 30 years old
>thinks sex and marriage go together

perhaps you didn't watch the right ones, avoid stuff like slice of life and harem, there is a lot of them and they're usually crap

if you like superpowers in general, you can try watching One Punch Man, it's a comical take on the superhero genre.
There is also Inuyashiki, where an old man and a teenage boy are both killed accidentally by aliens, and consequently rebuilt as assault androids. One will use his newfound powers for the greater good while the other will kill people he consider to be bad because he feels like it.

And then there's also Parasyte, which is the story of a society where parasitic worms appear and seek to enter the bodies of people to reach their brains. Once they do, they eat it and develop themselves to be a perfect imitation of the former human, so they try to live amongst human to feed on them

I fit everything on here
guitron#8276

"taste in music" ? other than that and the moral relativism im good to go.

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Jk, what are your standards for a gf?

I would gladly add you, but I am not good enough for someone with the standards I listed. You wouldn't want me.

I'm fat and ugly.

Okay how tall are you?

Stop that. Unless you're outright deformed and a landwhale, he's probably perfectly fine with you. All he wants is someone to be able to love him.

I'm just looking for some emotional bonding, who knows how it'll go unless you give it a try?

6'4 oregnole

If you support capitalism fuck off

That's literally me except I don't have a taste in music that could possibly be even remotely similar to yours.

I'm open minded enough, any race, and pretty much any weight as long as you're under 300 lbs, not because of your looks but because I would constantly worry. I've dated bigger women before and being overweight takes a toll on you, basically I wouldn't turn down anyone.

Are there any New York fembots posting here?

Tell me some of what you like

Nothing. That's the thing. I don't hate music, but I certainly dislike it.

>any race (cant date black girls cause family is racist, but I still find them hot)
>any height
>not obese (anywhere between somewhat skelly and thicc is fine)
>must have good sense of humor
>cute
> kinda kinky, but low key about it especially in public.
>likes spicy memes and has fucked up sense of humor.
>I love a really sweet girl, thats extremely affectionate. (I dont like the feeling of too much distance between myself and a s/o.)

Okay so you have a mental handicap, pass

I don't , also I have a 9/6 peepee.
mfw when not even kidding

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>tfw talking to a girl i met in one of these
>we plan on meeting in a bit over a month
honestly Jow Forums just shitpost about something that most people find unattractive about you and you'll find someone.

Okay send me your discord or email

>pale
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>about 6'0
>racist
>introverted
>skinny (not Jow Forums, or underweight)
>similar political beliefs
>no weird kinks (ddlg, femdom, etc.)
>virgin
>uncut
>full head of hair
>clean shaven
>body hair (no manscaping)
>good hygiene

I don't, and I also happen to have genius IQ and the achievements to support this. It's people who like music the way you do that are objectively retarded. You can't be competent and be able to like the same, constant repetitive patterns blasting through your ears endlessly.

>muh iq
>constant repetitive patterns blasting through your ears endlessly.
Are you talking about pop music? Autism is a mental handicap btw

Do fembots bother adding anyone who fit their criteria?

[email protected]

I'm not autistic and I've gone through every single genre and genre variation I could handle before giving up. It's literally all the same.

God damnit nobody wants me at 6'6"

Autism doesnt make you superior to anybody user.

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Yes, many fembots do in fact add people who claim to fit their criteria. Many are just catfish/lying about their criteria/not actually interested/underaged, but sometimes you can get something going..

"achievments" ...?

Hello I am here I hope you don't mind that I'm rude to other people.

im not even a girl desu

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I founded my company at 19 and now it's a big name in its niche. Left it to fund another company at 23 which is currently on the way to become even more successful.

>not Jow Forums
You had me up untill here.
also
>anti corporation
Sorry, maybe some other time.

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Selling lemonade to mommys boyfriend in exchange for tendies, doesnt count as a business.

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>don't love anime, but always willing to give serious stuff a shot. No fan-service, that's gross.
>everything and every action deserves an explanation and a sense of understanding beyond an initial judgment.
>I like helping people in controlled environments, not when I'm up against the wall for it.
>REALLY heckin' kinky. No scat please, though. I will try basically anything.
>20, nearing 21 in November (ayylmao)
>5' 6" (fuck)
>brown eyes (fuck)
>greek, anglo, Lebanese bloodline (fuck)
>naturally curly and full hair cut into a chadcut (this is not a downside, my hair is dope as fuck.)
>I'm mellow as hell, only get loud playing competitive games or getting scurred. I don't like horror films too much because people yell at me

I added like 4 females from /soc/ and they are so boring, I'm guessing they are just doing this for attention. I'm wasting so much effort just to keep a conversation going because they don't seem to have anything to say to break the ice

Educational lvl/field?

People on /soc/ are not human. There's a reason you should only care about real fembots. They're not in fact just doing it for attention, they're total roasties and literally want to fuck (but only if you're chad).

>qt japanese
>fluffy hair
>about 5'10-6'0
>nice juicy smooth uncut cawk
>loves to fuck
>intelligent but depressive
>absurdly head over heels in love with me, can't keep his hands off me, cuddly and lovey dovey
>romeo and juliet complex
>proposes marriage within 2 months of dating

>Yep
>Depends on what you mean
>Depends again
>YEP
>depends on your age
>Yep
>brown eyes
>yep
>yep
>for the most part

High-school degree, fintech.

>I am indeed white
>I recognize my problems and want to fix them
>I dislike Mobas, but it really depends on your taste in vidiya. I like RPG's, fighting games, and FPS's
>Depends on what your interests are, but if there anime and cosplay sounds similar
>I've been told i'm one but I'm not to sure if I am.
>agreed on the cuddle topic

How racist are we talking here?

are you black

originallllyy

Are you skinny and white?

I'm all of those except I'd never let you hurt me.
I'll also never be your BF.
Only going for nudes rn

nah gorl

Fuck meeting requirements. I'm posting my own stats

>6'1
>male
>white
>skinny
>high energy when around high energy
>laid back in laid back environments
>7 inch cock
>not actually looking for a gf
>looking for nudes/fwb

describe me again i fucking dare you

then you are lying sorry

6'5
Pic related looks perfect to me body-wise (and an amazing face too)
high-status job
wants to keep me constantly pregnant
older than me, and the age gap turns him on
Well-read
hunter eyes
strong jaw
white of course
deep voice
Very cool and intelligent
Charismatic
Beats and abuses me just to watch me suffer
Terrorizes me and molds me into his perfect girl
Witty/wry/deadpan sense of humor
8 or above inch penis with girth, feels like holding someone's arm and makes me genuinely afraid when looking at it
Beard would be nice, long hair also
Wealthy
Good taste
Cultured, has traveled the world
Full of mental and athletic prowess
Knows exactly what makes me happy more than anything, and knows how to tease me with it

I want an ubermensch
eyebrow scars are lit

Yesh. Thin hourglass. Tiny waist, flat belly, nice fat assets. Are you qt?

nah goorl

You sound cute. I'm qt, but I'm taken.

>white
>5'10 +
>20-23
>healthy weight
>good hair (not balding)
>no physical deformities
>not Jow Forums, preferably not political at all
>doesn't talk about memes in real life
>independent, can drive and cook for himself
>goofy/ friendly personality, not serious or jaded
>decent fashion sense, doesn't have to be /fa/ but at least wear clothes that match
>tolerates me not being very romantic
>big ears (I think they're cute)
>likes Pokemon, or at least plays it with me
>lives a maximum of 20 miles away for me

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do any femanons here think 5'9 is a good height?

>I'm qt, but I'm taken.
Then why ask?
5'9 is fine. But I'm 5'3, so everything is tall to me.

>Then why ask?
Wondering what kinda qt I could have had if I didn't go for a gf irl.

>enter thread
>all girls want tall guys

"just be urself bro lol"

Don't forget balding

5'6 isn't even close to tall.