ITT: Vein popping sentences

Found the 12-year-old poster with retarded friends.

>[somebody totally useless and dumb] is SUCH a hard worker and smart person!

Usually in reference to some woman who does 1/4 the amount of work as her male coworkers

I'm not a robot, nobody is. I'm not a manwhore either.

anything that end with
>sweetie

He is hating roast posters, not roast posting himself

fuck you. Im a straight male. I know im not entitled to anything. Anyone in the specified situation will know that. Thats why its infuriating. The sentence is said by a clueless person, often referred to as a, and i dislike using this word, normie.

God my mother says this when trying to motivate me. She doesnt understand that i have snowflake syndrome and hate everyone.

I just hate it when anyone says my name in a negative tone.

Please oh please, enlighten us oh supreme being, as to what it is considered to be a puny robotic indivudual.

You have to be bullied from birth,formula feed,not be any indentifiable race,have a small penis,hate society,be 5'5-5'9,live with your mother,be an athiest,be ethier stupidly fat or stupidly skinny,be self hating and be communist of the sorts. Duh. Also you have to do drugs and be a narcissist to such a point you think you are above anyone and everyone even though you are a worthless price of shit. Also you can't like certain anime.

Not me.
It's literally impossible to fit the average standards for being a robot.

i am r0bot

Then how come people name them all the time. It's just elitism is what it is.

>Person who has barely drank anything
>WOAHHHH I'M SO DRUNK
>does dumb shit to pretend they're drunk

>lolicon is the same as pedophilia
>if you watch cp you are as bad as the molester

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that's a perfectly reasonable posture. you are not entitled to anything. the kids, poor families getting locked up in trump's concentration camps are not entitled to a better life. you are not entitled to a happy life.
i am not entitled to anything either. in my case i expect nothing from anyone. if something nice happens to me, it is a nice surprise, if not i'm not disappointed.

Fit as in meet the "requirements," retard.

Yeah well you are a faggot haha.

Thats why its infuriating. People use it as if its a very important point. I whine, but I know that i deserve what i receive. Bitching is relaxing. in other words, obvious statements are generally annoying.

I can logically see and somewhat agree with the first statement but who the fuck is dumb enough to believe the second one?

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I remember i had a group like that in like sophmore year.
I just didnt do anything and we all failed, no regrets

literally normalfags
the majority of the population

>Eugenics is a terrible idea

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>you're not [insert psychological disorder here], you're just lazy!

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Who is that old man?
I seem to recognize him from somewhere...

>trap
yikes!
Those normies have some shitty ass music tastes

>who the fuck is dumb enough to believe the second one?
fucking everyone...
There is no "grey area" for pedos
You either are or are not.. And all pedo's should be executed with no trail.

did you have to retake the class?

>"So user what's your favourite music?"
>"I guess I like Schubert, been listening to his stuff for a while now"
>"Schubert? Is that a rapper?"

>inb4 fedora

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>you are not entitled to treat roastie as equals

>dude, it's easy getting a gf
>my 3 foot disabled amputated slow best friend somehow manages to get girls all the time

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>>My Dealer: Bro I'm so blown I get free weed
>>Him Next day: Nah bro I'm tapped been dry for 4 days
>>Mfw
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>why do you hate your aspergers user?

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>"You're overthinking it" (No I'm not)

>*Anything that eludes to me being a virgin*

>"I have sex regularly" (Has sex with girls that look like they were bludgeoned with the ugly end of the beetus stick)

>"Better luck next time!" (Eat shit and die)

>"I don't think you should be able to *insert any action or desire*"

>"I have the best bf/gf!" (Go snort glass)

>"Just keep trying!"

>"You aren't trying hard enough." (Be me for a day, you fucking abomination)

>"Why don't you just smile?" (Why should I)

>*Anything having to do with how I should change my attitude/tone*

>"You're in for a tough life." (Go play in the freeway)

>"You should love your family no matter what!" (Go spend a day with my family and see if you still say that afterwards, you fucking shitstain)

>*Anything casually said about romantic/sexual/social achievements as if it was nothing* (I want to skin these people alive with a rusty fish scaler)

>"You shouldn't say that, it's not nice!"

>"Why are you always like this?" (You motherfuckers did this)

>"What do you have to be angry/sad/depressed/stressed about?"

>You're never going to *any action, desire, goal, or event* ( I want to slit the throats of anyone who says this shit)

>*Anything skeptical remark made about something I accomplish* (These people need to have their wrists slit)

I could go on, but these are a lot of them. Yes, I am an angry and hateful person. Fight me.

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You are not entitled to anything

yep, same

I blame excessive individualism for that one

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Someone I'm trying to talk to
>huh? Were you talking to me?

Me
>n-nevermind haha

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I can relate to your post, user. Why are most people too retarded to realize that the shit they say only makes it worse? Do they not give a fuck or are they just braindead? Fuck people fuck people fuck people. Arrorgant fucking assholes just thinking that they're better than everybody all the time and they can never just shut up.

Also, in light of the thread's theme:
>You should learn to live a little bit more.
No, I don't need to "learn to live". The shit that you try to invite me to do sounds boring as fuck and I'd much rather sit on my computer and eat a hotpocket or something. If I do want to do something different, I'm more than happy to go outside for a walk/run BY MYSELF. I'm happy by myself and with a few select people. Fuck. People like my presence. They call me positive and calm (which I appreciate), but they have no idea how much I pent up my frustration. I'm kind to people and hold back my criticism because I'm mindful of their mental state. No one else seems to want to do the same back to me. Fuck this

Ur cute

This man is originally right

Buddy if you watch that you should fucking die period, go get therapy now

Generally when someone says that, it means they want to stop hearing you complain, so they tell you to shut up in a way that that they think makes themselves look superior and not simply selfish.

>"Wow user you're 19? You look 14!"
Strangers in public tell me this. I don't know if it's a compliment or people trying to say I shouldn't be driving.

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Will you pedo shills please fuck off?

>We don't owe you shit, i gave you life and that's all a child deserves
-my dad

>You do realize that [ ______ ] .

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>yaoi isn't the same as gay porn
>if you watch gay porn you're not as gay as the guys in the porno

that's what you sound like

Unironically not a pedo or a cp shill but can you tell me exactly what's wrong with his logic?

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see originallky

>I am an atheist, a race realist, and an ethnonationalist.

I read that sentence a few days ago. The guy who wrote it was trying to demonstrate that he had "high IQ"

On the same dime is watching gay porn the same as having sex with another guy? Physically you're not putting your dick in another guy, and I know gays who have even married women and have kids.

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No but it's about equally as gay if you get your rocks off watching two men make love. The only reason i brought up the gay thing was to show YES you are indeed a pedophile if you watch cp, but because gay porn is legal and not harmful it's not even a fair comparison. If you enjoy watching child rape you are literally as "bad" as the rapist, both morally and law wise, as it's also illegal.

Anything that ends with "~"

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>Kids will make you so happy
>Children are a joy
>[Offspring] should be grateful their parents gave them the opportunity of life
>Your mother gave birth to you!
>Your father's why you're alive!
>I want to have as many kids as possible!
>You've got to further your bloodline
>Reproduction is the only reason to live
>I'm saving so much money and time by not having kids
>I'm getting so much money from welfare by having kids
>I can't wait to be a grandparent
>It's so satisfying to have children
>I'm getting my tubes tied/my dick cut/an abortion so I can have as much sex as possible/more sex
>I don't need kids I have my dog
>Adoption? What are you, a cuck?
>lol what cycle of suffering? That's pussy talk, have more kids forever and don't stop.
>Dude if no one has kids who will explore spaaaaaace?

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I wish your grandparents didn't give their son all a child deserves.

What about this sentence where I tell you that the "tilde" is represented by the symbol ~?

>Who hurt you?
I hope you're fond of that phrase, because you're going to be hearing it a ton in the hospital.

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>browsing rekt threads is the same thing as killing people
that's what you sound like.

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i couldn't even finish reading fuck

With how much people use it to act like faggots or sound extra conscending when being passive aggressive the sight of it is enough to piss me off so yes.

if you watch CP you should really conisder suicide desu

Some random toastie gets murdered and then raped in a park (in that order)

> RHEEE men need to change their behaviour

Sure I'll just tell my brothers, father, and sons to stop their raping and murdering. Stupid SJW cunts making capital crime into a broad spectrum gender problem

>browsing rekt threads is the same thing as killing people
no
>browsing rekt threads makes you as disturbed as a murderer
yes

that was the original analogy, try again

I watched CP today, was so fucking hot. Burnt my tongue while chowing down on a slice.

Oh and
> We need to educate men to stop their raping
Sure the next time I'm about to rape someone, I'm sure to not put my pee-pee in her because I was taught that rape was wrong.

> Gun free zone

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I mean, Jow Forums, TRP, MGTOW, Jow Forums, Tumblr, Reddit, ResetEra, /v/, Facebook, Twitter, communist groups, right wing groups, Black Lives Matter, Stormfront, Antifa, Jezebel, PUA groups and your local middle school all do the same type of shit.

The real redpill is that mankind is a disease.

I had a retarded ex who covered my mouth and did something without asking. They really do need to be taught about consent.

That analogy is still complete shit desu. Cp is awful, but watching it doesn't make you as bad as the person committing the crime.

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even if that weren't true what does it really matter for? If you watch it you're still like the fucking lowest of the low, just above child rapist lmao

were true*

originally

Watching it creates a market for it, which in turn creates a demand, feeding into more supply and victims.

Watching it in the grand scheme of things is arguably worse.

>Get broken leg and hospitalized
>Who hurt you?
FUCK OFF ROASTIE LEAVE ME ALONE

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You gotta realize that this is your counter-argument to "My body and urges compel me to watch child porn" and while I agree wholeheartedly I hope that you also fight every other form of this logic. No more tolerating normalfags who use Tinder for cheap sex, fatties who eat 150g of sugar each day, druggies who need their next fit. No more tolereating any degeneracy or wrongdoing or even minor missteps/sinful relaxation in the name of pleasure. Don't compromise, don't bend, don't kneel.

>implying she isn't an undercover superhero vigilante looking to enact vengeance on your behalf
You could've been kidnapped by the Green Goblin and turned into a supervillain apprentice but you blew it.

Unless you have a doctors certificate you probably are just lazy and are trying to justify it with buzzwords like "depression" and "anxiety".

How are clinical depression and general anxiety disorder buzzwords? and if it laziness, why would someone who knows the benefits of doing stuff choose to be lazy?

You imply that your ex didn't know what they were doing was wrong. Of course he fucking did, and fully fledged sadistic raping murdering psychopaths 100% know what they're doing.

His point was that 'educating' the general population doesn't matter, because normal people don't rape and murder, and on the off chance you're educating someone that does those things, the idea that education will prevent anything when they don't even care about capital punishment is retarded

Watching cp is promoting people who create it

>Unless you have a doctors certificate you probably are just lazy
>buzzwords like "depression" and "anxiety".

Re-read my post, then try and come up with a better response you faggot.

this
this is very refreshing

Some people get diagnosed, you could've just said "unless you've been diagnosed by a credible professional". also you didn't address the rest of the post.

Getting a doctors certificate means you've been diagnosed by a credible professional you ninny.

As for your other point,

>and if it laziness, why would someone who knows the benefits of doing stuff choose to be lazy?

is fucking stupid. Kill yourself please

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No one calls it that here, when you say doctor's certificate people here would assume you mean a master's degree, a PhD or similar.
>is fucking stupid.
Not really, some people are "lazy" until they die from it, even when they don't want to be lazy.

You're over thinking it you virgin cuck, take it from someone that has sex regularly (Ive got the best gf) that it's all about the girl, keep trying and better luck next time.

I don't think you should be so bitter, why don't you just smile? You either aren't trying hard enough, or maybe you just need to change your attitude.

I've screwed over 40 escorts and I'm unironically married with 2 kids. I say this from a position of authority - you're in for a hard life. Just keep trying though, you've got nothing to sad or depressed about.

Final warning, you shouldn't be harsh to your family. No matter how fucked up they are or treated you, you exist because of them and so you should always love them. Why always be so bitter? Or takes too much energy. If you can't let it go you'll never be successful

>If you can't let it go
and
move
on

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>haha oops xd
>sorry, my bad
Fuck people for toying with other people's lives. Fuck everybody fuck

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Anything that puts me on the spot.
>So user what do you do for fun
>You're jaded L0l
>Would you like to sign this petition
>virgin!
>You should go out more (thanks nigger)
Etc etc

>it's time for you to take your life into your own hands

You're really aren't entitled to anything though. you get what you can earn and nothing more. if you want a woman then become the type of man that she wants. And please don't mention your looks because despite thinking you only deserve 8/10's you would be considered a 2/3/4 by most sensible people.

Yeah thats my point, too bad a handful of people in this thread are too dumb to understand this and are like "but thats true tho". Of course it is.