How the fuck am i supposed to do this

how the fuck am i supposed to do this

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Start off with a simple "Hey"

"I sorry what" sounds like a good start

>you ever see someone and feel like youve known them your whole life?

what if she just says (hey) back then im fucked

Then you say something funny

then say "-hey its fat albert" and read all the messages in order

ok ill try. will report back when she responds

>What do gay horses eat?
If she responds with hey
>no horse dick
Works all the time
Source am virgin

Obviously she likes you enough to swipe on you. Thats the key catalyst that will help you on tinder, either your charm in your bio worked or she thought you look good enough to be seen with in public.

If a cop pulled you over and wrote you a ticket with the exact digits of your phone number, how much would that ticket be?

fucking lol ill do this when i match with somebody else

im gonna kill myself

i immediately regret this decision

forgot pic, promptly going to commit suicide now

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You fucking spastic. All you had to do was play it cool but you went full fucking autismo!

HAHAHAHAHAHA you fucking idiot! Did you really think that was a good idea? Well, learn and move on ya brainlet HAHAHA

fucking kill ursellf holy fuck you blew it

aaaaaaaaaaaaand he's ghosted

top kek

erghergh

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I love this place. Idiots like you always remind me it could be a lot worse.

You have no idea how happy I am that you did that

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holy shit just holy shit man!

I must be a retard or something because i don;t understand the fat albert joke.

all the messages in order say "hey hey hey" like fat albert

Fat Albert says hey hey hey

i dont think she did either it was pretty funny.

I still don't understand how people meet over Tinder.
Stay with the lads OP.

please leave this board i cant get a gf

fucking youngshit

This is why I love tinder threads. Theres always a spark of genuine autism that makes you look in awe. Well done OP.

It works if both the people are attractive and they both just want to have casual sex. If you dont following that exactly, then tinder is useless.

git gud is a good start

Aw dude she looks cute as fuck
Why would you do this
You fucking retard

MANY KEKS orginal

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If she gets that reference, she's a keeper.

maybe i dodged a bullet?

this is the autism that i come here for. good job user.

If I could get a match I would open with "Hey baby, I'm single, desperate and ready to fucking kill myself. How about you?"

I'm probably autistic though so there's that

Did she respond? I thought this was really funny, so I hope she did.

top fr*ckin lel

Bad strat. You gotta relate it to their bio. If there's nothing in the bio, compliment her on something in one of her photos.

Somehow tie in that bill Cosby created fat Albert and say u r not a raper like him.