ITT: describe your secret alternate life fantasy

>fantasize about becoming obscenely rich
>have those who've wronged me in my past come crawling to me, trying to win my favor
>tell them that I don't wish to affiliate with them because they are scum
>feelsexquisite.exe
>disappear off radar and use riches to live the most glorious neet lyfe

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If you don't mind me asking what kind of music do you dream of making? What instrument(s) do you play? Have you ever considered doing a one man band like Varg Vickernes did?

What kinda villanous things would you do?

>I make a bunch of money in investments
>Use it to go cross country to see my online oneitis in another state
>Travel around the country together bonding
Or..
>Become famous philosopher for my theories
>Become the funder of a new metaphysical philosophical ideology
>The ideology I created becomes responsible for the resurgence of Christianity in Western society

I am charge of my own dimension and can shape it as I see fit

>Become a political terrorist who hunts down and kills politicians and other high profile people

this post is satire

It's really autistic but it helps when I'm doing things and it oddly motivates me somewhat

>Be in the world of Fate/Prisma Illya 3rd season
>Befriend them and end up holed up in the abandoned school with them
>Try to help out by getting the CCTV system up and running and also making molotovs out of the paraffin that's there
>End up in a battle with the enemy when he comes
>He morphs or uses his power to create a duplicate of one of the main bullies who made my life hell
>Overcome my fears and beat the living fuck out of him
>The battle is won and the enemy fucks off
>Get praised by them
>One of them helps patch up my wounds back in the school
>Gain their respect
I think it's a subconcious thing of wanting to do something good or feel like I'm doing something good while gaining the admiration of the characters that I like

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>Be me in alt reality
>thecountryside.jpg
>farmer
>qt homely wife and boys and daddy's little girl
>no mass media bullshit, only patrish books and vinyls
>get up at dawn go do hard, but proud work on my farm
>the fruits of my physical labor will literally feed my family

Cont'd

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I play guitar, bass, and have dabbled on keyboard / piano and drums. Not a good singer at all though. Have always wanted to experiment and get more into drums, keyboard / piano, banjo, and saxophone.
I was the bassist in my high school's jazz ensemble, and I do like jazz. The sub-genres of jazz fusion, bebop, acid, and avant-garde jazz are probably my favorites though. If I started a band though, I'd want it to be something along the lines of noise rock, garage, shoegaze, post-punk, math rock, I don't really know. Just some neat rock type genres is what we'd do for the most part.
Couldn't pull off a one man band, unless I was doing solo guitar work, then maybe. A full working band would be the ideal though. It's just a daydream anyways, so I can daydream the bandmates up, I'll always just be a wageslave in a career I manage to tolerate.

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>universe where everyone has a spaceship like they do a car
>chill with my spacebros
>claim bounties across the galaxy with my party of bros for a living
god i just want a spaceship

>tfw you will never be be granted three wishes and wish for the power to grant wishes to become god of the universe

Same. Especially a certain tribe of high profile people.

Everyone would know who I was but nobody would ever find me.

>Come home at dusk
>tired but happy
>play with kids
>delicious home cooked meal with senpai
>read patrish books to kids and put them to sleep
>spark up home grow weed with qt wife
>steamy shower together
>fucc afterwards
>cuddle in bed with the moonlight coming through the window and listening to patrish vinyl record
>next day.......

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I often fantasize of getting the power of being the ultimate lord of time, meaning I could slow, stop or even reverse time, even if I died. I'd use this to revert back to my very birth and (through save scumming) eventually become a messianic god emperor of the world, trying to improve humanity as much as possible, to make us reach the stars.

>wake up in this reality.

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I have given it some semi-thorough pondering, and have deemed it that it'd be most viable to start taking control of some shithole country that's already in a state of chaos. From there I could consolidate my power base, and start spreading my imperium.

Fuck user, keep that to yourself oregeieno

Basically a lot murder not out of sexual compulsion or a desire for revenge or financial gain, but as a means of personal growth. A way to reconnect with my suppressed emotions and join the two separate aspects of myself into a single integrated being.

At the same time he's taking over the world and killing vast swathes of people, the character I imagine myself as is also helping a lot of people. He knows most of the characters better than they know themselves and offers insights that genuinely improve their lives. His frustration stems from having the power to help everyone and change everything, except himself. A man can have anything he wants, but he can't want what he wants.

He's also a sort of a foil to the setting itself. In a world where individuals can fight their own wars, build their own castles, and travel immense distances under their own power, he's someone whose power is eerily similar to how it works in the real world. He only has power because people believe he does. Implanting suggestions in people and conditioning them to respond to certain stimuli. People find themselves mindlessly obeying what he says and often never realize where the idea came from. Given enough time and preparation, he could cause somebody to drop dead with a single word.

I direct an insurgent movement to destroy capitalism and the (plutocratic) American republic over the internet. None of the guerillas know my real name or face.

I fantasize about becoming a crazy hobbo and living in the streets surviving with what I have, eventually making myself some sort of shelter with more of less everything I need. Think about it as survivor urban edition.
I thought also about living as bridge troll and and live under a bridge asking for coins or food
But recently I started fantasizing about the zone of exclusion in Ukraine, I know there are real life stalkers who enter and stay a few days inside, I started daydreaming about joining a group and have a tour trough the place for a few days.
Also i fantasize about being a dad a lot and have many kids and a big house on a peaceful little town

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That's good man

I'm working towards this, one day..

In the past it was dying heroically for my oneitis, preferably saving other along the way from something like a shooter. I'm not depressed anymore though and moved on from that oneitis, and at this point porn and social media has killed my once vibrant and creative imagination

Recently, I've been dreaming of something different, feels a bit silly even...

But I've started dreaming of having a child. A daughter. Just one. How I'd raise her with the utmost care. I'd put more effort into it that I've ever put into anything else in my life. I'd give the rest of my life to give her the best possible start at life.

I would never lie to her. Not even about the usual stuff. No Santa Claus. No bullshit. That's what other retards tell their kids, and that's what holds them back. I'd tell my kid everything how I saw them, and debate with her. I'd try to instill an innate sense of curiosity in her, reward it.

I'd want to see her grown up. I keep fantasizing about the pride I might feel. Shit. I'm only 20, a virgin, a guy, not sure where these thoughts came from.

>Re:Zero King and all of Subaru's Harem as my wifes
>Bosnian/Serb soldier in the mountains
>Brazilian Favela drug soldier protecting a druglord's bunker
>Jewish Millionarie using my money for my /hebe/ and /lg/ lifestyle
Ahh men... I would like to live so much fantasy lives...
But i can't... So i just gotta sleep and imagine i'm in a Anime world and i have superpowers.
Yes, i am autistic and more.

I find an alien artifact that gives me superpowers, and the desert parasites eventually take notice of it when I'm making big changes to society.

Seeing how I'm an unstoppable and dangerous bad goy now, they recruit a group of friends I have to stop me, considering their ties to me would make me psychologically vulnerable. Using their most powerful technology and kabbalah magics, the desert monsters give this group superpowers too, so they can fight me like an anime group of protagonists. They are convinced through christcuck foolery, most of them believing those lies and thinking I've gone mad.

They travel to where my main forces are, facing my minions, who were given superpowers by me. This group includes random anons from many IBs, having spied on them and evaluated them as worthy, as well as extremists of my liking who pleadge loyalty. The protagonists fight through my forces, losing numbers to my glorious allies. Eventually they fight me and the last members die.

I absorb their magical and technological powers, using the energy for my plan to go back in time and help Hitler as a legendary supersoldier, in a new life, changing the world forever. I live in the Reich normally, hiding the true scope of my powers and eventually die there, being reborn in my original birthday to a changed world. Using my superpowers I relieve my life in all its episodes through the new improved timeline, winning at everything like some sort of Gary Stu. The friends I killed before are alive there, oblivious of our bizarre adventures.

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>No Santa Claus
>that's what other retards tell their kids
>debate with her
Jesus Christ dude... your daughter would be a fuck up before you know it. Sucking the fun out of a child or adolescent's world is quite literally the worst thing you could do for them.

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I have a few.

First one is where I get to live in the 1970's as a teenager in what was likely a simpler and somewhat happier time filled with more human contact, an interesting culture with amazing media, and a place where I am not judged for wearing denim vests and having long hair.

Second is where I am a survivor of the apocalypse/end of the world scenario, where I am free to do whatever I want, and become a lone survivor that is free to do all the looting, killing, and immoral things I want.

Last one is more attainable, but I don't have much money. It's where I finally get my Harley that I always dreamed of having, and finally joining the Bandidos MC, where I am in a group where I belong, that doesn't make fun of me, that defends and watches over me, that I can consider brothers, that help me live the life I never got to live, where we are all outcasts that tell the world to go fuck itself, and riding off into the sunset to Sturgis as brothers.

Fuck, I hate my goddamn life.

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>The only way to let your kids have a fun childhood is by intentionally lying to them about shitloads of stuff
you're the retard here.

make the second one happen
bring Jesus back to the households
PLEASE user

I've had thoughts like this before user. I want a child, and I want to raise them to be the best person they can be. Respectful, curious, funny, and kind. I want a child/children that will surpass me where I've both succeeded and failed. Sometimes I come up with ways of giving valuable lessons to the children I don't have.

It's gonna be a while, though, if it ever happens at all. KV who's never been in a relationship, unclear if I'll enter one soon or ever, and even more unclear if I could ever be in one long enough and committed enough to have a child.

You make them believe in black Jesus or some fun character like the tooth fairy I wasn't mad at all when I found out it was mom giving me money because I already suspect it , the fun of those lies is to make kids find it out themselves.

>I want a child/children that will surpass me where I've both succeeded and failed
That's exactly what I want as well. At least partly. Thinking about this stuff, I've gained a newfound understanding of some of the rich people who work their asses off accumulating shitloads of money. I think it's all about their legacy. They want to leave as much behind when they die as possible. For their children.

I still wouldn't want to ever break my child's trust like that. So fuck that.

*inhales*
I'm kind of witty and funny so I like to fantasize about making girls laugh with my best sillies (all contextual) and they clap back with wit and gosh we're just having a grand 'ol time :(

Private contractor turned personal hitman/bodyguard for a mafia lord's daughter who ends up falling in love with me and I end up having to take down her father's whole orginization so we can run off to the tropics to live together, but I die from my wounds just after being victorious.

It's fun nigga, the kids don't mind at all.
It's mysterious and innocent most people remember fondly those years because it was fun. You eventually find out of course but by that time you don't care you enjoyed the fantasy.
I would definitely tell my kids about black Jesus that comes to steal stuff on Christmas

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Sometimes my own vanity makes me hesitate when wanting my kids to do better than me, but in my times of serious consideration I sincerely want successful children. And I can understand wanting to leave a legacy, too, but I also want to live a life that I am proud of myself. I spend most of my time on this website on Jow Forums, and spend a lot of time trying to think of good ideas for businesses so that I could become financially independent. If I'm being honest, dying is my greatest fear because life is all I've ever known, and I've come to appreciate so many things that losing it all and ceasing to exist frightens me. I hope I can live a successful life for myself, and raise great children whom I hope I can set up financially.

Becoming an God

I am reincarnated into a random child that is born when i die and i keep my memoriws. This allows me to experience all the paths I could have tried and see the human storys variations as well as our future. Too bad it cant happen tho.

Being Hannah Montana.

My mother never tried to convince me of Santa Claus' existence. And I never bothered. Turned out just fine.

i just want to be a templar in an alternate universe where vampires, witches and monsters exists and the Church send us to hunt them down

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Either one where I live alone in a mountainous place or one where I am a serial killer

Not gonna act on the latter though

>I am a serial killer

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you could have both if you want

I have a few that I lay awake thinking about often.
>A cult leader with hundreds of followers
>Cult is strongly of the belief of caring for its members above the goyem
>Any member of the cult will get a job and assistance from another member of the cult
>Basically Jews but secret and for white people

>Wealthy enough to buy whatever I want
>Buy up all the property on Cyprus
>Eventually come to own the island
>Become King of Cyprus
>Import people willing to live as simple farmers
>Establish a comfy Amish like community with my family as the rulers
>Ban things like the internet and most outside influences

>Wealthy enough to buy whatever I want
>Buy up all the property on Cyprus
>Eventually come to own the island
>Set up no moral red tape scientific experimental enclave

There are also lives based on fictional or historical settings but those are probably more edgy and pathetic wish fulfillment fantasies.

This would unironically be really fun, but only if it was eerie and ramped up to 11 like in those /x/ mkultra threads. Like literal dissociative identities and having to piece them together and integrate them. Only to discover some kind of evil conspiracy and somehow thwart it in a public and dramatic fashion

Just me a AA-12 + AK47 with some freaky regenerative powers and become some goody goody wanting too off all the scum on this planet.
Otherwise hanging with all the space niggers talking about how fucked up humanity is.

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What's with so many robots daydreaming about dying? You dramatic mofos, even in your fantasy settings you're woobies!

>be the next unabomber
>way better bombs though
>kills dozens with each bomb
>don't get caught for 20 years
>over 400 casualties
>Am caught in a small shack in kentucky
>makes headlines worldwide
>become infamous
>get locked up with ted kaczynski

There's nothing more hardcore than diying dude

>Actor
>Politician
>Writer
>Lead in a metal band
>Professor
>Green Beret
>Chef
>Vidya maker
>Preacher
>Charity worker
>Scientist

I spend most of my waking hours thinking about being basically anything and any person other than what and who I currently am. It's incredibly painful but at least the fantasies distract me from any sort of urge to kill myself.

>alternate reality where I'm at least a decently cute/attractive female with no mental problems
>meet cool girl, fall in love, get married, and get a small house in a rural area (the climate varies)
>just us and nature, maybe a dog or two - no money or real-world issues to stress over or anything like that
>we wake up in the mornings in each other's arms, grab some hot coffee, and go out on the deck to wake up to the chill of the morning air as the wind runs through our hair
>hug her from behind and rest my head on her back to keep warm

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One of three fantasies

>Be a cosmologist and get to work for NASA
>Move to NZ, marry cute Maori, homestead, have 20 kids
>Travel with band across the US playing in bars every night, making friends with locals and learning about their culture. Be mini superstar.

I just want some fucking money reeeeeeee

Post yer jazz shit.

alternate life where I'm literally me but a woman and not that awful looking, like 5/10.

Mental issues and scarring looks cute on girls, but just pathetic on guys

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Farewell user, I may never see you again.

Wow, 2 off penta there. Just my luck

I've always daydreamed about being a famous actor and banging hot actresses. IRL I've never actually acted.

I day dream about being a fighter pilot in ww2.

Either:
>my life but as a cute girl, basically exactly the same but now I can find some shy boy and be the girl I always wanted for him
Or:
>fucking any reality where I have magical abilities or crazy powers or something to make life less fucking shit mundane stress bullshit

>Basically Jews but secret and for white people
Trust me, being Jewish isn't a ticket out of robotdom.
t. Jew

I have a realistic one, and a fantasy one.

Realistic
>have high paying desk job
>my own office and work isn't too stressful
>not autistic and can easily talk to others
>have beautiful wife and 2 kids
>live in small town away from city
I hate the city, and I work a shitty low paying manual labor job. So a desk job sounds like the dream to me.

Fantasy
>in a world where everyone has an elemental power of fire, water, earth, light, dark, or wind
>you are born with one, and can only have one
>I have the power of dark (you know you saw it coming)
>in some kind of law enforcement group
>go on adventures with different groups helping people
>beating up monsters with our powers, and and having cool fights like in my weebshit
>I slowly climb the ranks from rookie to a captain
>get my own group that I go on adventures with
Always liked stories of rookies becoming hot shots later on. Reminds me of Coby from One Piece. Seeing Coby go from 0 to hero was amazing. I want that kind of story.
The powers are basic elemental shit. I may hate Naruto, but liked how they just send their students out on missions. That's pretty neat. Hate ninjas though, so no thanks. Would rather be regular officers going on missions.

Being the omniverse's Sorcerer Supreme with Dr. Fate/Strange-type powers. I'd regularly be protecting existence from enemy sorcerers, giant robots, kaiju, other supervillains (and sometimes other misguided superheroes), eldritch beings and all kinds of other supernatural monsters. Hopping through dimensions, time and universes would occur on a regular basis and my daily life would be a mix of genres (fantasy, adventure, sci-fi, horror, or a mix).
And yes, IRL I am a pathetic autistic fuck with no life and nothing going for him, hence the wish-fulfillment.

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Alt life fantasy, sorry for my shit English:
>be alone in a world with eternal night
>be in a comfy futuristic metropolitan
>the city is lit by light blue/cyan neon lighting, with black colored buildings
>weather keep a comfy temperature all around, with occasional rain and downpour
>I am a 10/10 male immortal that get the entire city to myself, still get to be in a death state if he wants, and the only inhabitant of the city
>always study to improve myself and sometimes I watch the disgusting outside world and smug as it is crumbling down.
>settle down in one of the building and make it my home
>diseases, fatigues as well as the need for foods and water is nonexistence
>I have a cool black car with similar colored lighting inside, that I used to travel to the city, and to travel in the normal world
>despite owning a vehicle, I still walk around the place
>the only animal that live there is the soul of those that failed to make their way into the city, be trapped and forced to live their existence inside a body as well as the mind of a special kind of parrot, forever flying in the city's sky
>to get there you need to go on a special road, for three day with three different phases.
>a special tunnel that is the city's exit, it take you to any point in the normal world, to get back in, you need to find the special road again, which I have the ability to summon.

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> become bill cosby in the 79/80
> have a big kick ass tv show viewed by millions
>drug and rape white thots all damn day

I'll try to make it happen user, I'm still organizing some of the specifics of my theories.

Living in the world of bladerunner, as a hobo or some corporate god, really anything just to live in that world

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as soon as i read this post i knew you were my nigger

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>staging a coup and becoming a strong man leading the US
>being rich and the envy of my family

>live in the mountany forest
>weather is mostly foggy and somewhat cold, but we get some sunny days
>medium-sized log cabin
>wife
>son and daughter
>military past, good training, nothing heroic but helped whilst enlisted
>live from hunting (using a bow) and selling the items
>live not too far from a small town
>when going to the town take the kids with me
>very good friend with the guy I sell the items to
>buy vynils, provisions and sometimes toys for the kids from him
>kids play with their pals at the town
>before leaving take a beer with my pal
>get back home
>meal from wife
>story for the kids (they like my stories when I was in the military, of course I remove the very bad parts)
>goodnight
>talk with wife
>bed (sometimes sexy stuff)

Sometimes there are wolf problems which must be dealt since they bother both me and the town. When son is old enough take him with me when hunting wolfs.

There is also times when I imagine being a future "Knight" who hunts beasts and monsters. And we all live protecting a city and the constants onslaughts of the monsters. Sometimes we also hunt the beasts way beyond the city, searching for their lairs and destroying them as well as setting up radios, bases, traps, etc.

>being some sort of incubus warlock god and collecting concubines on earth and in the underworld
>living in some weird time loop where it's eternally after school on a friday and the sky is purple but the streetlights are on
>crush confessing her feelings to you

>live on a small planet somewhere in a very densely crowded star system
>no atmosphere so you can see all the planets and sparkly shit around you at night
>during the day it's blindingly bright
>race of people who inhabit the planet are photosynthetic
>also naturally telepathic so psychic shitposting and hyperrealistic escapism is constant
>somewhere on the planet is a place where you can view the past at any point in the universe as well as extrapolate the future
>very friendly and relaxed place where conflict is unheard of, and it's never boring because your bros are always thinking of new things and sharing them with you

>be me
>be fascist dictator
>me and bashar al assad are like best freinds
>make social services n stuff like free health care n stuff through taxes
>massive military cuts to cut a chunk of the taxes
>everyone's lives are easier education costs at an all time low
>people can actually go into jobs they want
>no one stuck as a wage slave
>basically isolationist so no wars meaning no violence
>everyone's happy and can live life as they want with ease

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optimus prime is a robot too

I'm a famous legendary blacksmith that owns land in the mountains of a kingdom. I have 4 wives and have begun building my own village with the money given to me by the kingdom for my weapons.

A teenage kid who lives in a small town of closely-knit people,who never grows up and can do all the shit he wants to with his friends. No repercussions at all, just boys being boys and doing retarded shit, and make corny jokes and can always laugh at anything. Have a nice gf who loves me. I sound like a fag but this is the life I wish I had, so badly

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Gets overthrown by engineered rebels

I have a few

>be an exiled King from a utopian country that has to go on an adventure with a bunch of rogues

>I'm the number 2 lieutenant under only the head general and the queen. The queen is a tall and stern humanoid alien. She is one of the most feared rulers in the unified space territories.
>I'm jaded because I am forced to work for a regime I don't condone

>I am Alexander the great. Genius tactition and all around badass
>Fuck all kinds of exotic women and femboys at my liesure.
>Eat the finest food and experience every culture there is

>I am a really powerful and clever sorceror constantly studying and inventing new magic

>Be a deity of dreams
>Travel through the collective plain of human consciousness . Travel to different realms from all religions
>fly around, drift to sleep in the sky and consume divine texts and forbidden knowledge all day.

> Have psychokinesis
>Literally god

Hopefully to instate fascism?

>ywn wander the post apocalyptic U.S, listening to old songs and battling raiders and Abominations

Why live?

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>invented time machine
>go to the past and kill famous inventors, musicians, directors, etc.
>go back to the the new present day where none of these people and their ideas were discovered
> begin writing their songs, directing their movies, inventing stuff
> pretty much become the greatest and most influential person in the world

Unfortunately this fantasy is 100% unachievable . Sad really, I just want to be remembered by someone and do something besides my same old miserable life.

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My only fantasy has always been to be with someone who truly loves me for who I really am.

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this but simultaneously originally and unironically

I fantasize about a fulfilling life in which I have friends that actually care about me, a successful career after finishing school, and just not feeling empty for once.

I just transport myself into a war dominated world in which I fight braveously and die.
Every dream is like that. A man should go out fighting for what he thinks.
Dying of old age is not what I want.

Becoming a hunter in bloodborne at night. Basically i have a fanasty where my life Is like it is rn but at night i hunt demons and shit. Only i have no memory of what happened, only that I went on a hunt.