Fembots, what's your opinion on cum eating

>Ex-gfs always either laugh or complain whenever I cum for the first time after holding it in for a few days
>make a huge mess
>can fire it further than a hard piss

Do any women actually like this? I feel like it is my only unique quality. If I ever get laid again, I'm going to take some measurements.

Don't take it too hard. Even in a monogamous long-term relationship, you end up doing some pretty nasty stuff. Hundreds of times.

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Rather be cum on wherever desu, seems hotter. I also hear it mostly doesn't taste good or have a good texture so that's more of a reason, but i also have 0 experience so who knows if it actually happens

I mean, guys having intense orgasms is always pretty nice
I usually use condoms though so I can't tell how far the cum shoots out

>I usually use condoms though

Same, it's awful. Last GF had an implant though, and for others sometimes it's fun to just sort of mark my territory.

>gf is giving me the succ on her parents' couch
>tells me to blow it in her mouth
>I haven't came in a few days but ok
>Grab her hair and do the goo
>Can see her cringe a little, I keep busting and her cheeks puff out a little
>She urgently pulls her mouth off of my dick, the last few ropes go completely rogue and splatter on the floor
>She coughs all of it out ONTO THE COUCH
>Demands I help her clean it

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I have an obsession with guys that can cum a lot. It is the only thing I masturbate to

Yeah but I prefer condoms to any other birth control method

prudish bitch

What is it, exactly? A fertility thing?

why is there no amateur porn of the nerdy looking, weeby, yaoi book reading, messy hair, no make up, geek girls then? I would love to fap to some of those.

i've never had sex but if it cum tastes the same as it does in my lucid dreams then it's not very good and i probably wouldn't swallow it irl

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>prudish bitch
If a man won't taste his own cum then he shouldn't expect me to taste it. Sorry. I can blow someone and not have them cum in my mouth. I'm not a prude. I think I'm being very reasonable.

IDC about the volume of semen but I love amateur porn where the guy is very vocal

That's definitely reasonable

this, every other alternative is too messy.
I just wash it down with a iced tea or coffee or whatever i happen to have.

Other forms will fuck you up, implants mess with hormones and "the pill" isn't reliable if you have a lot of sex. Best just to stick with condoms.

first dump the bitch, second never come here again normal scum!

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sounds amasing desu. you should have slapped her after and told her to clean it up.

What if I ate nothing but pineapples for a week beforehand?
It would be very sweet and you'd be like "oh his liquid love that is pouring all out because of me tastes so sweet, our love is so pure and I'll swallow every last drop!"

I would know, I'm a virgin

I cum literal buckets and have really big bulls. unfortunately my dick isn't very big.

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Agreed
Glad I found a bf who understands

But unless you only had sex once a month, you'd have to eat insane amount of pineapples all the time

i guess if my bf did this i would swallow it more often, yeah

How are those threads not instaban yet?
Can't you mods see there is nothing but pathetic in those?

You have lucid dreams, and of all things, choose to swallow semen?

as I pointed out women are natural born turbo whores, sex is literally all they think about.

>you'd have to eat insane amount of pineapples all the time
Do it for her

desu I'd do it in mine if I was a girl.
The first thing I did in my lucid dreams was live out my loli/sis-con fantasies.
She just sounds like a keeper to me

do you taste your cunt juice when you want your partner to eat you out?

Not her but it is hot if he rubs me and then lets me suck his fingers a bit
And also pussy juice in general tastes way better than semen

i wanted to know what it tasted like, pls no bully. besides it's not all i do when i'm dreaming but the other stuff is irrelevant to this thread

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no bully, here. I set things on fire with my mind when I lucid dream, for the record.

had girls that liked that too

just trying if shes not being a hypocrite

never tasted my own cum but never shyied from kissing a girl after she swallowed mine

seems pointless, during sex you are salty, sweaty and sticky of all kinds of fluids anyway, whats the point to be prudish? just be carnal and enjoy

that sounds like fun user, i mostly just fly around or make things appear/disappear. depends on the narrative of my dream really

Flying always happens first for me. Actually, I remember this internal debate during the last one I had, should I just fly around and relax? I never go along with the narrative, just stop it and start doing whatever, but I always wake up soon after. People always vanish immediately, interestingly.

I always have such a hard time making shit... all i can really do is fuck around with whatever is already there. I keep trying to make a hot chick or something but no, i must have a shit imagination or something...

I came in this girls mouth once. She was on her knees and I busted inside her mouth

She immediately went to the bathroom and spit it out

Real life is not like porn

did you ask her to swallow it user? Most girls wont bother if you don't tell them you wanna see them do it.

>eating cum nuggets

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>I always have such a hard time making shit... all i can really do is fuck around with whatever is already there. I keep trying to make a hot chick or something but no, i must have a shit imagination or something...

I managed to do this, once, but sex is always a distant third for things I'd like to do when I'm warping reality. I once conjured this blonde in the middle of a town I set on fire, and tried to fuck her in the middle of the inferno. I woke up right after I got started. Sex is apparently really hard to do in lucid dreams.

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Oh my god, I'm trying not to vomit right now. What the bloody fucking Christ.

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>should I just fly around and relax?
if you want to, it might help with making the lucid dream part last longer idk
>Sex is apparently really hard to do in lucid dreams.
Does that make me an expert in lucid dreaming or just a pervert? kek

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>if you want to, it might help with making the lucid dream part last longer idk
I remember flying into the clouds and begging God not to let me wake up. Obviously, He didn't hear me.

>Does that make me an expert in lucid dreaming or just a pervert? kek
You pretty fucked up, man. A passionate kiss is memorable to me, what you have is focus.

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>do you taste your cunt juice when you want your partner to eat you out?
I taste it everytime I masturbate. I would absolutely give myself a taste before I pushed someone's head down there, it's common courtesy. If you expect women to be cum gobblers you should really know how you taste before you ask them to do something that can be extremely vile. Some men taste disgusting. You should know how you taste before you make demands.

>tfw no drool eating gf