Tfw no guys want a yandere fembot gf

I am not fat. Ugly, probably. But I am really fit.

this is /b/ girl we need proof

any man who doesn't want a yandere gf is gay

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even ,,normal" girls are mean and emotionaly unstable at least half of the year

its chore to put up with them, having outright psychotic girlfriend is too much

unless guy is psychotic as well, and you enjoy torturing others together

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Hmu on our mutual discord server and I'll be your bf and support your yandere tendencies.

I want to dismember and eat all of you. All of you robots are pathetic excuses of men. I wish I could rape all of you with a strapon and make you beg for more.

pls keep goin

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like you are capable to fight even a real incel

yandere is fun to watch, even in anime where there is yandere, protagonist is running away from her

its part of being yandere

you are larping and too stupid to realize your own stupidity

you are aho-girl

stop pretending to be me i dont even know what yandere is fuck offfff

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I wish I could wrap my belt around you and kiss you user

Well are you going to randomly decide to kill me or my relatives if I decide to like you?

Maybe, who knows. If I get bored.

or you can be tied up to prevent harm to my family members, and violently buttfucked while you threaten to kill me and all my relatives until you wet yourself?

>leddit spacing
Go back

>expects to read only what he likes
>is not from reddit

you go back

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So cringey bro XD
*SNAP*
Yep, youre going in the cringe compilation of r/Jow Forums kid

does your mom know what you browse? you seem 12 y old

>can't even spell
>reddit spacing
Come on kid thats embarrassing

only if you are super hot but you are probably a ugly bitch

please more, original

stfu and drop your contact

You sound perfect, how would you feel dating another Yandere?

I would love a yandere gf. But it's too bad women become more submissive as the relationship goes by. Yandere women don't really exist. And any woman who thinks she is, doesn't know what it's like to truly be insane

I know this feel. Every time I meet a guy I like he gets put off by my clingy-ness.

Any grills want an Australian bf? I want an Australian gf. Don't be bogan white trash however,

sounds pretty hot user, when can you do this to me?

You're actually right. Clingy gf's are not cool. Robots think they are, but they really aren't

>tripcode
Post tits or gtfo.

>tfw no yandere gf
Originally original

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Fucking WISH I had a Yandere gf.
You're dating pussies if they get "intimidated" or think you are too much. I had an ex who was SUPER protective, obsessive, and jealous over me. I fucking loved it.

I wish my current gf was like this.

Lucky I would do anything for a yandere gf

laadies....

the man himself is here

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pretty its because ur just ugly to them lol. If you work on your apperance more you get alot of lee way for unattractive personality

there is 3d yandere personality and 2d yandere personality. if a 3d girl has a 2d personality then she is top teir

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Kik? Let's discuss this

I enjoyed it when my ex would give me panic attacks from being so intense.

I want an extremely overbearing girlfriend that didn't get mad if i talked to other girls but would still complain about how much better she is than them and always try to paint herself as the best

Ideal girl, desu.

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No. Brooke is a stacy

why do you want to talk to other girls? disgusting manwhore

Not him but I think I understand what he is getting at. He associates love with jealousy and so seeing his gf get a little edgy about him talking to other girls would make him feel wanted and loved.

If you were the kind of yandere that was just extremely obsessed with me but weren't mean to me or anything, I could be down with that. My last girlfriend put me down a lot and insulted me on a daily basis so I'm not... really wanting to do that again.

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Because i can't avoid talking to other women obviously. But other user is right to an extent.

I get off on being desired and i love the dynamic of jealousy

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>>tfw no guys want a yandere fembot gf
Are you aware the whole yandere thing doesnt really work if the guy is isolated and lonely like a fucking robot? Of course you dont,

Yandere does not mean dominant.

>had a gf who acted like this
>activity diminishes over a month or two
>broke up with her because she became pic related
>this was two weeks ago
It hurts.

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Sorry, kid. Yandere really is just a fantasy as it all falls apart in real life--but you already know that.

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I didn't even know she was into that type of shit until after I went in. Just hurts to remember her.

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Literally not true in the slightest, tons of dudes like me would be down for that.

> being able to get a gf in the first place
> not also wanting an uninterested gf
> not liking anything you can get

uninterested gf is soul sucking, dude. you have no clue.

>wanting an uninterested gf
Hohoho oh nononono

Plz give me a gf like this.

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Brooklyn Cunnigham?

god why cant i meet girl like this

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>tfw not tsu

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>I wish I could rape all of you with a strapon and make you beg for more.
Who says that you can't, qt? ;)

I wonder why. Maybe it's because you are 14 and none of us want to go to jail?

This kind of shit really grinds my gears desu

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>tfw no one to stay in bed with on a rainy day

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>posting toga
>yandere
nah you're just some BPD narcissist looking for an endless trove of validation, tits or gtfo
So, what does this fake-yandere roastie slut actually look like?
objectively wrong

Because you go after normies. The guys who would love you with all your crazy stuff are not attractive to you.

yandere until you get bored of them, then you close up. i know from experience.

maybe develop healthier ways of relating to the opposite sex, asshole

I knew it this is just a piety alt.

i-i would like this

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no person irl would actually want this you retard. stop being an e-whore

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ScxC8x

you think you can manage a yandere? i bet you can't...

discord
.gg/ScxC8x

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i can manage a cute girl yandere, but not a trap, and that's the impression i get from you.

Yandere is just an excuse to be a bitch for no reason.

oh my god please peg me

youre a fucking roastie not a trap, your voice reminds me of my math teacher i hated her

I had one of those "yandere" girlfriends before
they hated everyone I spoke with
they commited suicide twice, both failing
and wouldn't leave me alone for months after I broke up with her
What exactly is your definition of "yandere"?

Yanderes only want chad.

>hehheh lookie cookie I'm a weeby girly poopy poo :3
>u silly Willy poopy heads don't wuuuuv me :(
>oooh 75 replies already :o
>y does nobody wuuuuuv mmmeee raaaaaaaawrrr uwu
>being an e girl sure is hard >:l

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You're like in all the threads with these joker pictures
at least pick something creative or interesting instead of 13 year old children would post

Go fuck yourself boomer

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All of your posts have been you complaining and whining.
And not even of the amusing kind here, you're just pointing out the obvious.

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How yandere? Just aggressive, or actually homicidal?

Hey, Satan. Can I come live with you and be monitored by you at all hours?

Kill yourself dog poster

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>tfw no guys want a yandere fembot gf
to quote an user, who put it perfectly:

"But it comes not from a desire to be wholesome (being yandere) or any kind of love she has for her partner, but instead as a way to attempt to compensate for her low value as a girl, or being a frequently used slut. You're not going to find many young girl like this cause they're still slutting around with the guys they'll claim "abused" and "raped" them when they look to settle down"

smart cuck imo.

youtube.com/watch?v=-vO1_mrGcEo

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are you kidding? ive always wanted a gf that will kill me for disobedience. Post contact now

What a shitty joker

Looks like a crossdressing benicio del toro

Not him but I always liked this one the most.

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brooke pls join my minecraft server

For me it's mask of the phantasm

is brooke still here? pls respond

That's fair. He's really classic and recognizeable.