I don't know what I can do. in my workplace bathroom. I don't know how much more I can handle this.
>Been working at new desk job for about 3 months >Boss is okay but I can tell is a natural Chad asshole >As long as I avoid him and keep to myself he doesn't bother me or give me any grief >Spend most of the day on Jow Forums and working >About a month into the job I scrolling through r9k and my boss was looking over my shoulder without me knowing >He sees a bunch of threads with pictures of memes and happened to know what these were >From that day he calls me the meme master in the most condescending mocking way possible >But that isn't the worst part. I can look down and take it hen he calls me names but this next thing I can't handle anymore >My desk is pointed directly at the front door which means every single day I see him come inside to which he says or yells something at me >It used to be the meme master bullshit but now he has a new stupid thing to say every week >About 4-5 weeks ago he would come in every morning yelling at me saying "ITS THE MEME MACHINE!" Then do a dab >But now for the last 2 weeks comes into work and yells "OH SHIT IT DAT BOY!" the old facebook meme from a few years ago then tries to pretend hes riding a bicycle >I know very well that he knows this meme is an old stupid one from Facebook but he does it to bully me
This every morning along with the name calling is all I can take. I seriously don't know what to do. I need this job, but I know if I go to HR then they will just laugh and tell him about it.
What the hell should I do? This is like highschool all over again with the bulling.
>getting bullied by Chadboss spamming old normie memes holy shit
Carson Rodriguez
He's literally trying to be relatable to you. Prob secretly wants to be your friend
Joshua Thomas
Dude that's great. Just roll with it and have fun. Don't be such a killjoy.
Ethan Gutierrez
If he's ignorant as to what Jow Forums is, then he's most likely just trying to joke around with you in a friendly manner. Try and bant back with him, he's being friendly. This is what normalfags do OP.
Liam Butler
If this is bullying, this is the most retarded and silliest bullying ive ever heard OP. Top kek indeed.
Benjamin Sullivan
>gets a dudebro Chad boss who enjoys memeing it up at the office >complains Do you realize you could have had a befuddled boomer, or worse, a vicious catlady shrike for a boss? Count your blessings man.
Noah Reed
people treat incels like garbage at work, they know you're stuck and chad doesn't give a fuck. murica
Dylan Parker
>Being relatable >Just roll with it >Hes being friendly
You have no idea what this is like. This is not being nice it's being a bully.
When ever I open my mouth in the office he has some stupid comment about meme machine or meme master. I don't believe normal people do this to others.
Oliver Foster
also females are fuckign chad at work and want to get you fired for misogyny and being creepy
Nolan Lee
lt gets old reeeeal soon.
Mason Sullivan
All you had to do was acknowledge him instead of avoiding Chad boss. Learn to mingle with the norms.
Sebastian Perez
>yells "OH SHIT IT DAT BOY!" the old facebook meme from a few years ago then tries to pretend hes riding a bicycle Based Chad, I wish I had colleagues like this.
You're just being a lame sensitive cunt. I really, really doubt he's trying to disrespect you or anything, he's just having fun.
Nigga. Just act cool with it for a week or 2 and give him some shitty name too like meme Rex or mayor of memes. If he laughs and thinks it's cool then he is just joking around and trying to get along. If he acts pissed then keep doing it to him till he gives it up.
Luis Sanders
This thread is so fucking confusing to me.
Unironically dab at him the next time he does this and see what happens
Jack Long
How the hell do you expect him to do this? Imagine some 6 foot confident Chad who owns the place vs some tiny dweeb incel robot trying to respond to anything he says.
The boss knows every well that OP won't and can't do anything to respond.
>"ITS THE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEE MACCHIIIINNEEEEEE!!!!" **DAB**
H-hey user, he he. You know me!
>"IT DAT BOY!!!" RIGHT user!!! HAHAHAHHA
He he yeah... it is that boy... it's... that...boy *sniff*
>Arrive to work boss is at his desk man spreading like an eagle >He is the chaddest of chads and has chest hair coming out of his chest hair >He makes me take off my shirt to compare >He laughs at me because I'm hairless >Self conscious for the rest of the day and need to potty >My bladder is about to explode and I feel a turtle neck poop creeping out >I say I have to go potty >He laughs and says I need to get that checked out >I shouldn't be peeing or pooing every 3 hours >His Chad genes allow my boss to go potty once a day >He explains he takes a mountain of poop and clogs the toilet sometimes and I should build it up more for bladder training >Go to take a peepeepoopoo >Come back to assembly area and boss is shaking he head and says he doesn't wanna talk to me >Tells me I have a woman bladder and gives me his doctors business card and hugs me
I'm so upset I just wanna peepeepoopoo every 2 hours is this normal?
>browsing Jow Forums at work user you did this to yourself.
Leo Parker
>greentext didn't involve a sissy robot servicing the chad boss My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Robert Foster
You're such a faggot whiny bitch, op. Your boss is based and just trying to get you to open up not bullying you. It's called bants.
Zachary Rogers
That's the thing, you give them that social recognition. Normalfags love that. Avoiding him will make you a target. He could be curious on what you're like so he's trying to get to know you. Sure he is overreacting with the memes but he's trying to make you feel like part of the team.
t. NEET for 10 years that finally got a job and learned to adapted. At first, I avoided conversations then i realized my behavior made people wonder why is he shy, why is he not talking to us. Luckily, a Chad at work was talking to me. "Hey, i noticed you got a anime pic on your phone. i like Naruto and Hunter x Hunter.". That's how it started out. He then thought i was a weirdo but said now you're cool after i got to know you. After talking to Chad, more people started talking to me.
Mason Flores
Say some Jow Forums-like stuff that will probably scare him off. Well, dont do that if you dont want to lose your job, but if youre planning on resigning scream something that would be offensive to normiefags, and go out with a bang
Hunter Johnson
God dam the majority of the posters here clearly are not real robots. This is text book bullying. Exactly what Chad's did to the nerds in highschool. Name calling, mocking and anything else they could do to bully without it getting them in trouble with an authority.
Back then it was the teachers they had to avoid, now it's just the HR department.
Justin Watson
My boss is banging his 'executive assistant' and his hot blonde wife doesn't even know pic related is what his personal cum rag looks like at work she turned me down over half a year ago
>That's the thing, you give them that social recognition. Normalfags love that. Avoiding him will make you a target. He could be curious on what you're like so he's trying to get to know you. Sure he is overreacting with the memes but he's trying to make you feel like part of the team.
While I agree with what you are trying to say but you are mistaking banter with bullying.
There is a fine line and this is clearly bulling.
Connor Sanders
>t. never been bullied
Evan Ortiz
>GETTING MEME-MOGGED AND DABBED ON BY CHAD IRL MY SIDES its OVER for you
Brandon Harris
That's funny shit right there lol
You got a real special boss. Wish I was there to lighten you up so you aren't such a pathetic loser in response to his memeing you.
>>My desk is pointed directly at the front door which means every single day I see him come inside to which he says or yells something at me
just straight up murder his mother op
Jason Hall
This
A bunch of cunts in this thread think this is banter when it's infact bullying.
Banter is a back and forth of friendly insults and jokes for the sake of comradery. Having your boss mock you every morning and deliberately make you feel uncomfortable is bulling.
Chase Morris
He thinks that you're a fucking loser and is taking the piss out of you for the entertainment of everyone. The only thing you can do is just go along with it or everyone else in the office will think You're a pathetic beta if you kick up a fuss. If you continue to let it not phase you he will get bored of it and a friendship may even form
Henry Torres
>spend time at work on Jow Forums >boss sees you browsing a board filled with autism and weird porn >doesn't instantly fire you, and teases you a bit >actually tries to relate with you and you're mad because he's not up to date on memes? you're the one who was on Jow Forums at work you dumb fuck
Aiden Cruz
>just ignore them they'll work for you one day
Adam Morris
>be good guy normalfag >work hard for years >become boss >new girl is very shy and odd >try to find some way to relate to her because I don't want anyone to feel left out >find out she likes memes >crack jokes about it >mfw fired because apparently I "bullied" her
>If you continue to let it not phase you he will get bored of it and a friendship may even form
I have literally been doing this for 3 months. It does not stop. It's as if he feeds off me backing down and not responding.
Jack Kelly
>she user I.. am orignal
Zachary James
womp womp fucking normalfags shitting this board up, please fuck off back to normalfag territory
Josiah Walker
think of clever thing to say to him, stand up foryourself you littl bitch.
you have an adult job but are acting like a child
no wonder hes calling you out, the moment u stand up for urself u will gain respect from everyone even if u do it in an autisti way like i kno u will
fag.
Aaron Taylor
I honestly don't know what you should do all I can think of is just start looking for another job.
Oliver Johnson
>gets called cool nicknames like meme master or meme machine >complains God gives breed to those without teeth
Benjamin Rivera
>I see bosses car pull up outside late as usual. >Hes coming inside, oh boy here we go. >Walks inside and starts pretending hes on a bicycle >Making squeaky squeaky noises as he rides up to my desk and gets about 20cm from my face >"HEY user!!! IT"S DAT BOY!!!!!!!"" He shouts >He throws his arms up and dabs >This is it. I know what to do... I am finally going to do it >In one quick smooth motion I stand up from my chair with a straight back >I look him directly in the eyes with the most serious look I can make >I then grab his dabbing hand with my own and give him a firm handshake while asking him to "Stop calling me a meme master"
My advice to you is to roll with the punches. Hes probably getting a kick out of irritating you, so next time he mocks you just go along with it.
If he dabs, you stand up a dab. If he pretends to ride a bicycle stand the fuck up, get right next time him, and I mean uncomfortably close and ride with him.
If you diffuse the bullying in this way he won't really have a reason to bully you. Turn the weakness into a strength.
>user nervously mentions that she's a boy >Surprised, but I've seen a few facebook memes about traps in those china cartoons >get turned on >keep calling him a girl because he ge's annoyed and flustered, sometimes looks like she's about to cry >jerk off to the thought of fucking him her
Dominic Barnes
>stand up foryourself you littl bitch.
Play this scenario in your head user. No matter what you say you lose.
>Stop calling me that boy Mr.Chad or >Please Mr.Chad. Stop calling me the meme master.
Thomas Garcia
"it's not funny anymore my man, could you please stop fucking around with me?"
Ethan Parker
This. Agree and escalate wins literally every argument.
Blake Robinson
Oh I see, you just wanted a pat on the back while people confirm how hard you have it so you can have your 10 minute emotional high before you go back tommorow and nothing changes. Face it. Laughing along is always a better idea. You're too fucking tense. Everyone poke at each other over trivial mistakes, it's nothing new. You're the ones perceiving this as harrassment and making it worse for you and before you try to make some retarded analogy, no, this is not the same as asking you to laugh with your bullies because he's not fucking bullying you. Let me tell you something. I have been a victim of workplace bullying for 3 years so I can tell the difference between joking around and someone actively trying to make you feel like shit by belittling every of your work efforts, starting rumors about you and playing on your weaknesses to make you seem unreasonably angry to everyone else. How about you go to your boss and clarify things if it bothers you? That way you can make sure if he's joking or not. Ever asked him to stop? You think coming here to cry like a passive bitch is gonna help?
Zachary Gray
>If he dabs, you stand up a dab. If he pretends to ride a bicycle stand the fuck up, get right next time him
This is the most cringe boomer advise I have ever heard. Did you even picture this going down in real life? It's exactly the kind of crap mom advise you would get when you are bullied as a child.
>Getting mocked at school for playing video games by Chad >Bully knows I play halo so he keeps calling me the master chief while making the "Dun dun dun da da daaaaaa" theme song sounds while pretending to shoot a gun >Mom tells me to get up there with him to make sounds and shooting a gun >Mocking doesn't stop and now the video game related bullying has gotten worse with the bully clearly getting more sarcastic and condescending >He now calls me Mario and throws mushrooms at me
Good advise mom
Lucas Nelson
>Just started this new job at the local Starbucks >Only got this job because my mum knows the owner they used to bang >Manager is some blue hair SJW >She always is trying to talk to me and says things like you look so shy and cute >Things heat up over the course of a couple of weeks >She asks me out on a date >I accept because I don't wanna say no and lose my job >She takes me out for some ice skating >We chat and talk and hop on the ice >I fall over we laugh and have a lot of fun >She wants me to go back to hers >Nervously say yes because I thought she can't be that bad >Things heat up and shes sucking the pre cum from my dick and slurping it like a queen >I pull down her pants and she a little dick... >I get very angry and she keeps saying im so sorry im so sorry just fuck my ass please >I reluctantly agree and start banging her boi pussy leaving a huge load in there and we cuddle the rest of the night >In the morning I quietly leave the room and head home >Back in my room now sniffing my penis and fingers and I can't believe this is what a women smells like.. just smells like poop...
I finally lost my virginity and now work is getting a little dramatic, think I might lose my job.. Fuck you mom I never asked for life
as some people have said, ask him to talk privately and ask him to stop
if he keeps doing it then get more aggressive maybe throw an insult in there or stand up and look at him in the eye as you say something
most normies past highschool will stop with the first
Adam Cooper
how about you fucking shoot yourself in the head and kindly get the fuck off this board with your normalfag fucking advice 'JUST GIVE EM A FIRM HANDSHAKE'
Brody Brooks
>"it's not funny anymore my man, could you please stop fucking around with me?"
HAHA!! AGAIN WITH THE SAD PEPE MEMES user! YOURE A RIOT!! **DABS** CYA AT LUNCH MEME MASTER!! OFF TO MY OFFICE! DON'T LOOK AT TOO MANY FUNNY MEMES WHILE I'M GONE! HAHA **SQUEAKY SQUEAKY SQUEAKY**
