>Be me
>Live in Finland
>I ran out of soda so I go to the shop
>I drive for 10 minutes or so
>Go to the shops soda aisle and beer aisle
>Notice a new item
>1000-PACK OF BEER
>It costs 2200E
>Im semi rich
>I decide to buy it
>I need to get one of those things you carry wood pallets with
>Heavy as fuck
>Takes me like 5 mins to get to the checkout
>While im going these fucking kids start laughing
>Whatever.jpg
>Arrive at checkout
>The cashier is surprised as fuck that someone is actually buying it
>When I paid for it I jokingly said
>"This should last me about a week"
>Some people laughing, some grandma giving me a look of pure disgust
>A cashier says I cant take the pallet or the pallet carrier with me
>Wtf.perkele
>I demand to take it to my car
>The guy says fine but he comes with me
>I have to build a ramp from planks to get the thing inside my van
>How the fuck am I gonna get the pallet from under the beer
>I just give the cashier some 10 Euro and I can have it
>Drive home
>Realize what Ive done
>I now have nearly 350 liters of beer
>I wasted 2200 euros
>My wife is coming home
>What do
1000-Pack of beer
That's quite the pickle user. But I think you may have the wrong board.
better start drinking
>what do
Start drinking user. You've got a long way to go.
>What do
Start drinking the shame away like a true alcoholic now.
You have money and money is for buying what you want. Who gives a fuck? Also enjoy your beer for the next 80 years.
>tfw you'll never be a finn
how did you get it out of your van? is the beer any good?
It's not wasted if you can drink it
At ten beers a night it's going to take you until September 29th to finish them all. Start drinking and try to get ahead of the curve. Hope you have a walk in fridge or it's going to be skunky beer in a few days.
It's Finland the whole outside of the house is a giant walk in fridge
Timestamped pics or didnt happen
Good point. I didn't realize it's 12 degrees right now in Helsinki.
Beer last outside of the fridge you retard. I worked at a supermarket for 15 years
Sell to gypsies/immigrants if you want to destroy an invasive population. Sell to children if you want to make a profit. Sell to a bar or other establishment(s) if you want to make some of your money back or potentially profit. Drink it if you want to become German.
I've been an alcoholic for 13 years. Who's right here?
I've been a retarded for 11 years, and (you) are wrong.
>$2.55/beer in a fucking 1000-pack
>Muh socialism
I have no doubts the you've "been a retarded" for 11 years but beer gets skunky if not in the fridge.
Not OP but 1000 beers lasts me about 3 months, probably less. I have ~10 per night but on days off up to 20
did you added the tip?
drink it quick
He tipped ten bucks for a palette.
There are no tips in finland
>mfw OP doesn't like the beer
Didn't you mean Gifu?
Here's your face, bud.
No it literally doesn't. Most beer in the supermarket is kept outside the fridge. As long as you don't open it or expose it to light it's ok.
Jeez. It takes me 4 days to finish an 8-pack.
Drink it all and then log it into MyFitnessPal to see how many calories.
>he cant into alcohol
lmao.
I once unearthed a half case of coors in my father's garage that had been hidden there for years through all those hot summers and whatnot. I drank the fuck out of them and noted how they tasted oddly delicious.
The thousand pack is 190,000 calories.
I think that was his point - that it supposedly evens out cause us amerifats have to tip.
But either way, he's missing the point. You can get a six pack of high quality beer at the liquor store for less than that, say $1.80/beer at full retail price including tax. Meanwhile OP presumably got a "good" deal on probable pisswater caliber beer for buying in bulk, yet it still comes out to a ridiculous unit price.
id say throw a party and invite your mates, but then i remembered where i was, but then you do have a wifer
You're in Finland so isn't alcoholism pretty commonplace?
It only gets skunky when it gets exposed to sunlight. Warm beer still sucks ass though.
>>My wife is coming home
>>What do
Well I'd suggest offering her a beer.
If you're semi-rich, why would she care if you wasted money on beer? The point of being rich is having money to waste.
This user is correct. I found a sixer of Guinness and 2 Warsteiners in my dad's shed. Dad left me the house 5 years ago. Tasted great
kill yourself as here in burgerland you could buy 28 thirty six packs of budweiser for 560$. then you could buy a shotgun, bullets and still not of even spent 1k
You talking about that Colorado Koolaid?
Be it beer or whatever, I'm proud of you for buying 1000 of something!
Wtf thats not even a good deal price wise
The only unbelievable part of this story is the idea that Finns would be surprised at somebody buying a 1000 pack of beer.
I was thinking that too. I pay about that much per beer when I buy a six pack of craft beer tallboys at my overpriced local liquor store in LA.
crack open a beer and plug your ears
If the beers are canned like the op pic though, sun light don't be an issue because I am almost certain that sunlight can't pierce aluminum.
Onko kukaan taalla edes oikeesti suomalainen?
>2.54$ USD per can of big-label light beer bought in bulk
>in an alchie country
You got hornswaggled, bud. It'd be a bad price if you bought 12 for that price per unit.
Hide it from the woman in your car and discretely move it piece by piece to a better hiding place.
>Pakki