Florida Thread: Lesbian eating Gators Edition

THATS RIGHT U CUNTS FLORIDA THREAD
BEST STATE YEET
This thread is for discussing Florida and all things related, especially feels.
>tfw all the women here are trash but beautiful

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>tfw live in Florida but don't do any Florida stuff.
>no beaches, or parks, hiking, fishing, Disney, etc
>tfw listen to Canadian and UK people at my job go on about how they spent xx$$ to come Down to Florida
>I just stay at home.
>not making use of where I live at all

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I hate blacks and women.

305 here I honestly had hoped Irma would have wiped us out like it did with some Caribbean Islands, but nothing.

>Hiking, fishing, parks
Humid + scorching heat (especially now since summer)
>Beaches
Only coastal central florida beaches are worth anything, and even then I don't go to the beach.
>Disney
fuck that

727 here, laughing my ass off watching tourists die in 90% humidity 90* weather

also trying not to get stabbed by methheads but thats par for the course

I actually like hurricanes because they create a universal distraction from other stressors. They bring the family closer. Even extended family calls more often. more, and I like the feeling of being scared but cozy

Hot as BALLS out today

Hey man what's happening, I was in Stuart for a while, place sucked major shit besides the proximity to Mets games.

I never said I didn't like them, but it's been a while since we had one (prior to Irma).

Only down side is no internet nor AC, but I already live in my own personal hell.

>tfw 90 degrees out with low humidity today
>tfw feeling that nice warmth on my skin without breaking a sweat because i stay super hydrated

>tfw feeling that nice warmth on my skin without breaking a sweat because i stay super hydrated
Is this really something? I drink a lot of water and love the heat

Anyone live in Sarasota? I head there to visit my dad in a few weeks.

anybody from florida will understand
Especially in summer ( aka now )

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239 reporting in, this place is hell for a robot.
>tfw living with parents and forced to work
>tfw too hot to do anything even if I wanted to
>tfw everyone I know is a normalfag in some way or another
>tfw so many pretty girls but they're all sluts, idiots or both
>tfw it's only scenic in downtown because the rest of the area is over developed grids with 6 lane roads going all ways
>tfw every block is just a strip mall and condo complex
>tfw literally nothing fun or interesting to do if you're not a beach Chad or rich

Riverview reporting in. Tried mowing my big ass lawn today. Stopped mid way its too fucking hot

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>doesn't have landscapers
Lmao @ ur life

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hire mexicans
they do lawn stuff

What's everyone doing this weekend?

>weekend
When the fuck did I time travel

just be glad ur not in 941... its much better in fort myers i promise you. I never seen anyone under the age of 30

my god, I swear the only things for youngins to do there is church or redneck shit. I can't fucking imagine.