>go to student festival as uneducated neet being drunk as fuck so i got the guts to go there >do that since a year, because i've got no friends and just enjoy watching people having fun and dancing like a retard when being drunk as fuck >Sit on a bench and smoking a cigarette, enjoying the music, smells and people having fun >suddenly some girl sits next to me and asks me if she can have one >okay why not >she asked who i am and what i study (kek) >tell her the truth that i'm a worthless neet that just does literally nothing all day but browsing and doing vidya on the nets and caring for my animals >she thinks im very "Special" and tells me how she hates to study and just wants to live free and sheeit, we talk a bit about life stuff and then she invites me to her flat a few streets down, i was so drunk i can't even remember what we talked about or where we were going >i just sit down on her couch because im so fucking drunk and tired and ask her for something to eat, just like i ask my mother >she violently jumps next to me on the couch making me very nervous >try to get up to find her toilet but she holds my arm >she starts kissing me and i feel like i'm in a matrix like parallel world not knowing what is going on because i never kissed a girl in my entire life >get very hard from kissing not knowing what the fuck even is happening >she takes my clothes >next thing i remember is that she is riding my cock >then darkness >wake up without pants on a random bench 4 blocks away from i guessed she had her flat >couldn't find my bike or my purse >walk 3 hours to home >police calls me, someone has given them my purse and bike >it all was still there >there was a little note in there which only says "Sorry :)" No number..nothing
Only thing i can remember clearly when we were doing it was a fucking coldplay song playing in the background
inb4 aids and you have a kid ina year thats why she apologized
Robert Miller
You know these old european middle age cities like in the witcher series? I can't even find a street there when not drunk. Till now nothing is itching. Even if i got some i don't care, i can die in peace now. I just sit on the same bench again next time and hope for her showing up again, but knowing me i will probably avoid the whole festival now.
Hunter Sullivan
i guess the best thing we can do is put ourselves out there
Carson Perry
Do you still have all your organs, OP?
Cooper Ortiz
was it fun at least? sounds a lot like my time in tokyo desu though I was a student not a neet.
Samuel Young
some damaged sluts go through a 'virgin fetish' phase after being taken advantage of by too many guys and find comfort in popping the cherries of unthreatening nerdy loser nobodies.
Matthew Johnson
Why the fuck do you have a purse?
Isaac Bailey
>>couldn't find my bike or my purse Faggot detected
Ryan Hernandez
>>tell her the truth that i'm a worthless neet that just does literally nothing I'd probably do the same. I'm done trying to impress normals asking me "what do you do"
Ryan Gray
He's european, of course he's going to have a purse.
Nathan Howard
>>>tell her the truth that i'm a worthless neet that just does literally nothing >I'd probably do the same. I'm done trying to impress normals asking me "what do you do"
i PROUDLY always answer "nothing!" when asked what I "do"
always gets some laughs and some satisfying glares from the most bitter of wage cucks
Nathaniel Campbell
I bet it was the cheesiest experience I feel bad for the girl. Literally
Nathaniel Kelly
was this at Paradiso? I overheard one of my coworkers talking about how she fucked a random dude at Paradiso
