/r9gay/ - #349

women are fucking disgusting.
Lose weight. 95 percent of chub fetishists are also disgusting fat fucks you know. >tfw no bf to walk the entire appalachian trail with

this song was always really emotional for me to listen to on that album. as a whole chocolate girl is probably my fav

Such beauty
Much lovely
Please oh please be wiafu

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I don't care if the other person is fat too. I'm in no position to judge, am I?

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Manh I want to tap that pussy so hard I can't hold back the urge to bust my nut in her pussy deeep

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Holy shit explain yourselves heterofags

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Homosexuality is a glitch in the nature order of all fags have aids and spread diseases fags should be gased and burned at the stake

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gaynons, post a 1 minute blog about how your day is going
vocaroo.com/i/s1y84gR875fE

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my day will be over in like 10 minute so eh. It's 1 am in eastern 56land

How do I make myself have a prostate orgasm? Shoving stuff up my ass doesn't work, and massaging my prostate just makes me want to piss.

Fuck off. Have some level of standards guy. Drawing shit fatfuck anime boys and trying to make them look cute in an attempt to trick people into conveying the cuteness onto real lardasses is disgusting. Dont try to get the community to conform to you so you dont need to do work. Put the goddamn work in yourself. I dropped 40 pounds and have 20 more to go to be at an appropriate weight for cute gay shit. It sucks. Its life.

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cute voice

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I've never achieved one but gotten to point of leaking cum, I found the right position and then moved and fucked up. Ended up touching my dick and ending it like usually. You just have to keep fucking yourself, aiming towards your dick and DO NOT TOUCH YOUR COCK, the most important part. I heard kegels will help. I'm not very committed to it and don't play with my ass often so eh. Over things I heard that it's best when a guy fucks you. Your arm will get tired, a guy can keep going for a while. You also got to set the mood, getting fucked some random guy on grindr in the backseat of your car won't be fun and you won't reach PO. Keep practicing and if you can get a bf you love to help you with it, you can reach it. Because I'm circumcised and playing with my dick is no fun I've been into prostate shit.

from what i've been told you have to be extremely horny and ready-to-go for a p-orgasm and plus using a dildo can be really difficult already just based on personal experience
unless you really know what you're doing and you're really patient they mostly happen from real sex (apparently)

I don't understand what I did wrong. I didn't draw the picture, I just found it on google. I'm not the only gay fat guy in the world trying to find someone who'll like him. I can't find anyone as I am now. I can't find anyone who is indifferent about it. Maybe if I can find someone who is into it I'll start to feel better about myself and maybe find the inspiration to lose the weight.

the teen titans thing made me laugh
the cartoon world is the ultimatum

yet no woman wants to fuck you

THE TIME HAS COME
AND SO HAVE I

>"banana bread"

HEED MY WORDS
O MORTAL MEN

>what have you been doing recently to find a bf

The magnetic force of my personality naturally attracts bfs. All that's left to me is sifting through the trash to find one that can really shine.

What are good traits everyone should look in a bf, and what do you personally look in one? I have such horrible character judgment I end up dating mentally ill people help

we're all mentally ill here

Yeah but I want ones that don't abuse me much or is that a high standard?

abuse is fun

Depends on what you consider abuse, and whether or not the abuse is consensual.

Nothing, unfortunately. I've been too busy with work plus learning stuff on the side to do anything. I'm going out of town to chill for a few days soon, so I may try to talk to some guys while I'm doing that.

>tfw no bf to play rocket league with

I am talking about emotional abuse, I think it's only consensual because I know they can't help themselves and I sometimes find pleasure in that.

i have a big penis
Its big

How painful is it, on a scale from 'one' to 'extremely painful?'

If you have sex but hate the whole experience and after you finish you think "I could have just jerked off" does that mean you're asexual or just regretful

its fun to bully as well

probably the latter
especially if you had sex only because of a hookup app

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It means you should find a bf instead of being a slut, because casual sex is pretty unsatisfying.

Extremely painful

For you ;)

Big goy

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>tfw no closeted "we're just best friends" BF to snuggle and get railed by behind closed doors

i think she overheard my raceplay threesome porn playing on my laptop

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I was the top, is that any less slutty? I need a way of stopping myself. If I could find a way to block grindr with no way of being able to unblock my problem would be solved.

i am excited to play cod zombies with my bf

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what, you mean get banned? because you could easily make another account.
just have some self-control. jerk off, even.

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That's what my usual go-to method is, once I jerk off my sex drive is null. But for some reason tonight I just went through with fucking someone. I wish I'd just jerked off.

>condom slipped off for like a solid 45 seconds without me realizing because i was trying to concentrate on finishing
fuck i hope i don't get AIDS

well that's how it crumbles. hopefully your future bf doesn't mind. but lying is also popular.
if you're properly paranoid i've read there's something called PEP that counters hiv if taken before 72 hours has passed

i don't know if im that paranoid, im just superstitious and since i couldn't have some self-control part of me feels like i'll be punished by the universe and given HIV[/spoiler for having no will power]

great i have ufcking hiccups that shake my entire fucking body
this is what i getv for drinking milk at 4 am

>getting to hot to wear socks around the house
end me

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give me a bf now or the droid gets it

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just any ol' bf?
just any guy?

discord
.gg/kmpZ9eJ

r9gay themed discord, virtual cuddles and much more!

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Thought I had one. Oh well :/

Just wanna get some hugs and then get punched in the gut. Is that too much to ask for..?

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the guy i liked once asked to punch me in the stomach and i let him
in retrospect i think he was bullying me

How'd it feel? God, I want that so bad

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it felt like getting punched in the stomach.
i wasn't into it, he just asked and i let him

oh right
;~; I just want that badly aaa

no im obviously very picky or I wouldn't be here

then looks like the droid's a goner

Do that yourself. Unless you are actually physically disabled and can't go outside yourself.

Don't wait for someone to make your life different, change it yourself dummie.

well it was also embarrassing too. i can't believe i let him do that just because he asked.
it was in front of one of his friends too

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Why do I find pleasure in seeing men suffer for being heterosexual?

end my life please. just want a qt to snuggle me man. TFW 6'1" but sub reeeee

6'skinny boy over here, sucks to be a sub, everyone just wants 5'5 cute boys.

Why does appearance matter so so much? Why is the personality of the person the second thing that matters.

chubby boys can be cute
I'd post but people might think it's a selfie

I'd dom you and snuggle you all night but you probably wouldn't like me because I'm overweight. I just love tall boys...

Not that user, but how overweight are we talking? Big boys are best boys.

Hello, big boy here. Large and in charge. Looking for a subby bf. Height is not an issue. Cuteness optional. Personality comes first.

It's finally my time to shine.

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big as in tall or big as in clinically obese, user. No offense

>6'5
>almost 300 pounds

what a waste of height, i've been losing weight just in the hope that it might make me feel better.

i believe in you user. I love when a guy is taller than me and strong enough to have my back for when I inevitably run my mouth at someone I ought not to

>tfw no bf to hold and console while I cry ;_;

>console
Lmao console peasant

Why do most of you think a bf will make your life so much better and fix everything? You have to fix your own problems yourself, don't wait for someone else to fix them while crying on the internet.

hahahahaha rekt fuckin casul

I dont think anyone thinks a bf will improve our quality of life. I think the reason anyone is here is the same as anywhere else on this board. Robots first, ghey second. We're just mourning our own sorrow man

Hey who here /intomechkeyboards/

Keyboards, really? That's the thing you want to talk about? Fucking KEYBOARDS?

i like mechanical keyboards too. click clack click clack

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Yes
Fucking keyboards
They are very interesting and the amount of variation in their feel is fascinating
I could talk keyboards for days

Plus they can look very pretty, feel solid, high quality and amazing and that kinda stuff uwu

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>no interaction with humans, spend all your time on anonymous imageboards
>go crazy
>start hallucinating changes in posting and jumping at shadows

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Big as in tall, I guess. I'm a little overweight, like that other user. Not obese though.

I got a nice one on sale for $50 shipped in 2012. I think they were trying to purge the old units with "WIN" keys instead of their own logo. Still works fine. The W has gotten noticeably softer. Brown. I don't like Blue's inability to float.

I find I can type much better when I have etymotic earplugs and headphones (with washable covers so they don't grow cheese). Those are for the other noises here, but my own typing makes me self conscious.

Oh MX browns, the entry level switch
Thats fine, I dont hate you
Its time for an upgrade dont you think?
I recommend 62/65g zealios

I had a BF for a while and it definitely helped a lot.

Get a non-clicky switch silly goose

I'll look at other options when I need to. I'm not a 8=W=D collector 8=W=D

You do need to, you say yourself its worn out. You don't even need a new pcb, just desolder the browns and solder the zealios right in, they are directly compatible

I have browns. I like typing hard.

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It's still less than the variance on most rubber domes and it's evening out since I'm not having as much time or will for games.

its fun to bully the gaynons in this serb

noice what are those digits user

I guess you feel your life sint worth investing in, im sad for you :c

Your dad couldn't feel the reduced stiffness. It takes autistic lockpicking fingers to notice.

Oh well, I'm him. I'm pretty overweight. Like, 360. People make fun of me for it, rightly so.