Ideal GF thread

pretty plentiful out there so I'm fine

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I had a nice collection of these but I lost all my data a week ago so now I'm back to square one

would kill for one of these

This is the kind of meme that is in the line between depression and happines

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I have mine just too lazy to look for them, sorry anons.

making a fresh ideal gf so I'm bumping just in case the thread dies early
in the meantime have one of my favorites

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believe me, there is no happiness. just depression and dread that i even assembled one of then.

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>park car outside of grocery
>get out at the same time a girl gets out of her car
>she's got cute short hair and a really fair face
>she walks ahead to the entrance, i grab my wallet from my car
>walk inside
>go to grab cart
>she grabbed a cart too but hadnt moved yet
>she looks at me
>i look at her
>staring for only a moment
>i break my gaze and start shopping
>spend the entire trip with my stomach in knots
man, i dont know what the fuck happened there. i'm 30 pounds overweight and was wearing an oversized breakbot shirt, im not supposed to be in situations like these

>i'll never be real, user

why

if i have to be in pain from writing it, you have to be in pain from reading it. it's only fair

if this was made by her, im sure its way too self flattering

this is me (i made it after myself)

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fucking hell this is basically me marry me pls

you sound perfect. so what's the catch, then? obese? trans? actually just a dude fucking with robots?

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girl(male)
sorry :I

makes sense. only a guy could emulate what guys want, after all. good luck, dude.

thank you ^^ u too

i like oregano spice

I'm sure anyone could guess the inspiration for this.
blushed a ton when making it, god damn

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why can't I have this
tfw no possessive masochist bf to control me and my life and demean me while i do it

Shut it you fat whore

fuck I want it so bad
why does life have to be this way

are you saying you want a bully bf?

yes,
though you're probably gone by now

no, i'm not gone

nah, i'm still around. teasing in a relationship is fun, but you do gotta be a cute girl and all.

im a girl(male)
sorry ;-;

dammit, are you seriously the same guy from before. stop doing this man, or at least write btw im trans.

yeah haha
im bored so im just hanging around this thread

How well you pass?

(me at christmas)
idk user, what do you think?

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ill bully you user. but only if i can dress up like misato sometimes

Not a fucking chance that that's you, that girl is way too cute. Who did you steal this from?

>misato
not a weeb, just looked that up, sure idc
tho probs troll lmao

>fitlit
patrician

Trips don't lie gib shadow spawn gf

....... youre dressed like an anime character
too bad the pic was really cute

Don't bother, that dude is fucking with you. Pic is Alexandra Gaier.

Neck yourself, trap.

if you want me to drop my discord i can easily share more, if i see you first ! ^^

and yeah i get that, i don't really understand what im doing here either, considering im being constantly discouraged from doing it

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Drop the act. It isn't you in that picture. You expect to pick up some boyfriend by lying?

>Let's pretend I'm the ghost of a dead girl and I'm molesting you because I don't understand sex.

I like her attitude.

damn that sounds annoying

you gotta be kidding me. annoying? how?

Original comment is originally original

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Fuck, even a friend like this would be great

>wholesome
>getting her pussy eaten at 14

can you really be "wholesome" if you aren't a virgin?
damn you fags are setting the bar way way to fucking low
just call it supportive gf, instead of wholesome gf

that's actually beautiful...

any drawfags here?

this is the worst thing I have ever made

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Does anyone have the Ciara Horan "let's share a boxcutter, user!" one?

I WANT HER. I barely see anything wrong with this.

Where where where can i get an infp gf

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Getting a little real for you

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>tfw no Nagatoro gf

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I want a bully bf but I am also a bully gf.
I am female (female)

When did that say anything about her getting eaten out at 14?

user that sounds a lot like projection

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You can bully each other tho

>Mfw I will never find my Dagny Taggart especially since women like that never fall for lesser men regardless of how stalwart and loyal they are

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you could improve this

I swear to God I was making jokes with my gf about her as a primitive living away from society two days ago and then I immediately see this. Whack.

>I want a bully bf but I am also a bully gf.
Alright, that's me, post a/s/l/other relevant info.

>no anprim gf to club when she doesn't pick enough berries for dinner
WHY FUCKING LIVE

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I am in my twenties and I live in the US, west coast

I will kill another human just to be near this kinda girl

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If that's all the relevant info about you that you care to present, I can just go date a tinder bot instead.

I am a private person, I am not going to dump information about myself here.

>Two days ago
>Immediately

I've been with her for a while now lads. She really is ideal.

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I want to date this little creature I made I guess.

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Why does she have 3 legs?

>Asian
>Devout Christian, follows the bible to a tee

She sounds like it user, I'm envious.

bird.... bird...!!

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great idea user heres mine

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I dont even know to be honest.

i can see the cute boy you once were
sadly he's already gone

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that's a biological female, user.

>"nerd out"
>Zelda
>expensive hipster coffee
>>>/Reddit/

>tfw all the bad parts are you but none of the good parts

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r8 my oc gf

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I'd date her, but I feel like there's a risk of going to sleep at night and waking up with an augmented arm.

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I'm INFP but I'm also black, tall-ish, have a monotone, wear streetwear/coach jackets/etc a lot and don't relate to many of the things in that image. If you saw me IRL you'd probably think I was a meanie and not the passive "weird" kid that was picked on daily by Staceys.

>starting this thread with the queen herself
why bother even posting if you know all below her are inferior?

>tfw standards so low I'll settle for anything that legitimately loves me.

Shame I pretty much have no redeeming qualities.

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Thats the asuka cosplayer not you fag

>tfw no anarcho syndicalist gf

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>Anonymous 06/20/18(Wed)23:29:40 No.4
I read this whole thread and this is the best gf here

>that feeling in the event of no ancap gf

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I'm not sure why I replied to you with that.

Marry me user reee

You sound perfect honestly. What state are you from?