I really want an attractive boyfriend, but I have nothing to give

If I pay for plastic surgery will you agree to be my sex slave?

Explain in detail about your face that makes you unattractive, please

kek. Ignore this brainless bot. Just be interested in what they're in. Have boobs if hes into boobs, or nice ass for an assman.

Im a fattie with a chad bf and i want to leave him for a deformed autistic robot

is there even any biological girls in this thread?

Why does this female apustaja have such weird looking eyes? Are females incapable of even modifying a meme without fucking everything beyond recognition?

Define slave. Also, in order for me to transform into a model, id need to get like 7 or 8 procedures done. Which would total up to 20-30,000 dollars.
Everything about it.
Yes. Hi.

prove it somehow that doesn't involve posting pics

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Slave as in, you will do everything in the house and do anything sexual I want without question. Mind you, not forever of course. Let's say two weeks, then you're free to go.

Whats your Iocation?

Not Burgerland. So probably too far.

post a picture of your face retard let's see what you're working with

if you can clean a mans home and wash his dishes that will make up for alot

And why would you want that?

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post a pic of your hand :^) oregano

And then what? What am I going to get out of by posting my hand?

you can start by giving me your time
Lost#2786

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Guess you'd better figure out how to cure being shallow.

a little appreciation, maybe a follow up comment to make you smile more

OP, if you want us to take you and this seriously, record a really small line in vocaroo and let us hear it. Just say something like "Hey r9k, this is OP from 6/21/18". You probably sound cute.

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You're not entitled to a bf

>muh women have low standards tee hee XDXDXD!! especialy ugly girls hehehe!
well if you're extremely ugly what makes you think you deserve an attractive boyfriend?

she just deserves one user

she deserves love!

Fuck you, you people are the reason no girl is fucking loyal nowadays.

why an attractive man though? why not settle for her equivalent? that's fair isn't it?
i'm probably a 7 and I'd be perfectly happy with a women much less attractive then me but of course i'm a man and i'm forced to lower my standards, women on the other hand can get any man they want.

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This.
Sexy women won't date guys without money, so this is fair in its own way.

what the fucking fuck. why? why would someone do that to themselves?

he probably doesn't have any other choice all women especially these days are extremely hypergamous. you basically have to be perfect these days just to land an average girl, us average guys have no chance.

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Why are you lying? If you were an average guy you could easily get an average or even hot gf. You have to be literally bottom of the barrel trash tier to not get girls.

i'm not lying I had actual Stacy tier girls interested in me before, one was this blonde blue eyed South African girl in high school, she's actually a famous artist now, the other was this French Canadian and she was obsessed with my hands. but my personality and social retardation has ruined any of my chances with them.

There you go. You're not average. Your personality turns girls off.

ironically I had more above average girls into me then average ones.the average ones seem to have thought they were too good for me and only wanted chad of course..

I'll talk with you if you like. You just need to promise me you'll chat sometimes.

i'm talking about physical attraction and I wasn't the person I am now back then. I was a really nice person and use to hang around mentally handicapped people and defended kids who got bullied so if you're insinuating it was because I had an asshole personality you're wrong.

I didn't imply you are an asshole. There are other personalities that turn girls off. Such as being insecure. Or boring.

and how am I to blame for the way that I am? I was physically and mentally abused by my father and was even bullied by my own friends. how exactly can I possibly feel secure in my life when people have treated me like garbage the whole time? I was already punished ever since I was a small child and now you think I deserve even more of it?

Attractive boys can be easy as long as you share hobbies and interests with them and you're fun. Being fun and funny is huge!
Don't let stuff get you down a bunch okay?

fun in what way though? I like to race around in my car? would that be considered fun to a woman? I also like playing the bass and some outdoors stuff. is that fun? I have no idea.

Instruments are awesome. Talents like playing music, singing well, or being skilled in anything can be considered attractive.
Being cool is also cool.
What kind of vibe do you want to give off to gentlemen?

wait do you think you're talking with a woman? i'm a dude user.
and playing instruments or singing hasn't helped me one bit either. my best friends sister was never impressed quite the contrary she seemed to hate me and ofcourse as you can imagine she went for chad, now that I think of it I have been rejected by women all my life, I have been in denial. that must be why I hate them so much.

To be honest I thought you were OP just chatting the entire thread. I didn't bother to read everything. Ha!

god dammit I knew it was a bad idea coming back here ignorance truly is bliss.

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I might need a drag or too these feels are coming back.

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Lower your standards instead of going for chad then. Go for me for example.

My only problem is social anxiety and everyone around me being married.

Fukken keked originally

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