Have you ever had your way with a MILF?

>I'll go into dirty details if anyone's interested.
Sure, go for it.

how do you guys even get yourself in these situations
wild world

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By communicating with others how the fuck else, it's not like women fall from the sky

I fucked a 31 year old when I was 21. She was hot but it was a challenge because she expected me to be forceful and dominant. Bitch I barely have my training wheels off, cut me some slack.

dont, dirty racemixing cunt

Yes, my gf's mom. Not proud about that but it was pretty great.

You type like an inbred retard.

details, yo

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I literally did nothing, I was super depressed and wasn't pursuing anyone, she just started being super flirty out of nowhere, and invited me to a bonfire with her, and then to her house.

I guess I'll start from the beginning.
Her and I worked together, I had been there a few months longer than her, so one day she asked me for help and she seemed a little flirty but I didn't think anything of it. I don't consider myself ugly but I'm no Chad either. I'd say I'm maybe a 6/10 face (the beard helps a lot, unless you have a shitty neckbeard) and a 5/10 body (skinnyfat, manlet, etc.) She herself wasn't insanely beautiful either. She had a decent face and light olive skin. She was probably 5'4" and had an ass like a shelf, and huge milkers, probably from her 3 kids. I cannot overstate her ass, I'm talking ghetto booty.
It was a little much for me but now I kinda miss it.

Anyway, after the above bonfire happened she invited me to her house after work to drink some wine and watch TV. She very obviously wanted to fuck that night, but I was being a moralfag and didn't want to fuck on the first date lol.

The second time I went to her house I still didn't want to fuck her but I was so damn horny and she was wearing a super low cut shirt with her veiny milf tits popping out and tight yoga pants. She kept putting her feet up on me, so I rubbed her leg a bit. She then jumped on top of me and we started violently making out.

She had a hysterectomy bro. No more kids for her.

Then she led me to her bedroom and I thought we were gonna make out some more and take it slowly but as soon as she closed the door she was taking all her clothes off. I hadn't even gotten my pants off yet cause I was so mesmerized by how big her tits were. My last and very first gf had small tits and she was the only girl I had ever had sex with before this. I had never even felt big tits before.

>Cont?

The lack of greentext in this thread is frustrating

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I don't want to hear stories about an amerimutt with three little amerimutt kids having sex, thank you very much.

So my gf was a neet fujo basically, living with her mom so I was around often. Her mom was very nice and we got along well, really based and kind of traditional. Into cooking and baking, kept a home well. Anyway she was really appreciative to me for gf-ing her daughter who she worried about, said how I was a great guy and all that.

Looking back it was obvious that she started coming onto me but at the time I thought she was just being nice. At one point she broke down and was a mess, confessed to me and wanted to change things because it was wrong. I was totally the opposite though and said it was ok and how she was great and all that. Bit spur of the moment but I went as far to kiss her and things in the coming weeks followed from there. Eventually had it were I was fucking both of them, already my gf and now her mom and the situation weirdly worked out.

Lol man, I think I'm sterile and I have shitty genes anyway. I don't think I'll be making any coal babies, not to mention any Aryan demigods.

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What happened to your gf's dad?

Yes, a few from tinder. They're pretty easy desu. One squirted like crazy which was pretty fun. All have been insanely kinky. As in, letting me fuck their ass the first time I met them, eating my ass, fingering my ass while giving me a bj. Definitely recommend it. One had a 15 year old son that was extremely depressed and it really worried her. I always thought it was funny he probably was on r9k and I am too, but fucking his mom.

Divorced, ironically enough he cheated on the mom.

>46258242
Yes andironicalyl her naem was amanda. so hows that ? not the girl in the op but a diff amanda. bujt yeah.

GIve details, NOW !

Go ahead, sure, but I think I've lived this exact thing. lol.

gf was kind of thin, her mom was actually kind of thick in the good way. Their sleep schedule as well were complete opposites so got to spend time (and bang) gf at nights, and spend time (and bang) her mom in the day. Like I said it ended up being really weird the way things worked out but they sort of did. Sex was different too, gf being a fujo was a pervert while her mom was sweet and wholesome.

>tfw neighbours wife is really flirty
>constantly flirting with me
>7/10 French milf
>nice ass and nice tits
>constantly says how I look good etc
>mfw

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That sound so wholesome. I assume the gf knew about the situation?

I told her about what first happened between me and her mom but she didn't seem to care and said if it made her mom happy then she didn't mind. Just so long as it didn't cut into me being her bf, which it didn't.

How do you do that? I've swiped so many older women on tinder, but none of them ever matched me. I had 1 who was 8 years older and like "I want a serious relationship". Yeah good luck finding a young guy for that.

I don't have an issue matching with them. But I live in a superficial wealthy area where there's a ton of cougars. So maybe your experience is different if you live in the bible belt.

For the ones that say they want a serious relationship, just ignore that. It's BS. I imagine it's for the men their age that are trying to find fwb, or to attract the men that want a serious relationship.

I had to tell one that was 42, that I wanted someone I got along with to go on dates with and have a good time with, that I didn't just want a one night stand. Told her a lot of shit before we met. We met for a day coffee and we chatted. Then I half assed kept in touch, and either that weekend or the next, her ex had her kids. She asked me if I wanted to go to a bar, I said no, I already had plans with friends. Then she asked if I wanted to come over after and eat some popcorn and watch tv, I said maybe. Then she sent me nudes saying, "I guess I'll get to it. I'm so horny and want to fuck you tonight.". So of course I went. Big difference from her insisting she didn't want a one night stand.

I wouldn't joke around too much with them on tinder. I usually ask them if they like to have fun on the weekend, and then if they want to have some fun with me.

A problem I ran into with a lot of them is they get super clingy. They want to go on dates, they want a schedule for you to come fuck them, they are desperate for you to stay the night. For me, I don't like it. I'm a loner so I like my space, and of course this makes them think you're fucking other girls.

I have. It was a very fun thing really. She was surprisingly tight, tighter than any young girl I fucked really. And that was even after I fisted her. I suppose she really does her excercises.

I live in a city, but it's a small country so there's not a ton of people.

Thanks for the info. I matched with one and after talking for a bit she said she was only interested in serious relationships.

There aren't a ton of older women in my area though. And I'm not really the type of guy to approach one at the supermarket, besides pleasantries.

I'm almost 28 with no gf experience. It just feels right to have an older woman show me the ropes a bit, so I'll be more secure going for girls my age or younger.
But alas, it's not really working out for me.

I had one woman showing some obvious signs of being interested, but she lives in the US and is married so that ain't happening.. pic related

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Last page saverino because milfs are a nice goal for robots

>women enter old hag territory after 24 anyway

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Not a meme at all, women of my own age frighten me but milfs are nice and easy to approach.

I fucked a 32 year old last month, I'm 18. So I think that counts as milf age. Idk if she had kids or anything. But it was nice. She was a bodybuilder, so she had them thicc muscles. But not like gross bulging muscles, so it was good

When I was 22 had my way with a 48 year old whenever I wanted

Theres milf club in my area. Even though I am really a guy in the corner meme type, I got lucky twice. Once milf approached me and she was 5/10, we danced whole night. Then she asked when was the last time I fucked. I've said it was too long. I asked here and she replied the same. Then I started to look for hotel 5 in the morning but failed. We got taxi to bring here home, we kissed some more. Other time milf was full blown wasted and we started dancing. In slow dances I would rub her back and then ass. She enjoyed that, so i've put my hand inside her panties and started rubbing here ass. She started moaning and byting me. Then she put her hand inside my pants and started jerking off me. This was all while dancing in the middle of dance floor with buncha people around. Would green text properly, but I am on phone

That scares me. Jow Forums likes to imagine they're all sweet motherly/sexy types who will take the lead, but most of them are probably looking for some young guy who knows what he's doing.

I fucked a solid 6/10 milf last year, it was pretty awesome. She wasn't ugly and had a decent body but she wasn't like really attractive or anything. She was also super rich and bought me a few drinks. We went out to a club and then I went back to her hotel room and we made out a little bit before she started sucking my dick. She kept telling me she didn't want to fuck because she felt bad like she was taking advantage of me, but I assured her I very much wanted to do this and that I didn't care about her age. We then raw dogged before I came all over his slightly saggy tits, it was literally the best moment of my life.

Am I going to wait until I'm over the age of 28 for a mommy gf too? When is it my time Lord? When?

So many fucking MILFs at my job now holy SHIT. I just want to bend them all over, and breed them like a wild fucking animal.

Where do you work, user? What age are you? What age are they?

>his sold tits
>his

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I look a lot younger than I am, so maybe that's why they're not into me yet. Hopefully the tfw no gf will pay off when I get into "young guy" territory without attachments. That's what milfs seem to want in general, not a boy.

I fucked my fat ugly ass step mom. Doesn't matter had sex. Raw dog creampied the bitch too

Actually fucked 4 MILF

- First one when I was 20 she was 34
- Second one was 34 when I was 25, she let me fuck one of her friends before going to a swinger club
- A 28 years old milf with huge tits, kinda a mix between Gianna Michaels and Sienna West, best fuck of my life

>slutty milf lives near me
>she is mid 30s I'm 16 at the time
>different guys have told me that she gives blowjobs to young guys who help her with groceries, at the minimum a guy go to fondle her tits.
>help her one day with 2 5gal bottles of water.
>almost dying because I'm weak as fuck but my boner gives me strength.
>after helping her she just says thanks, you can go now.
Even slutty milfs don't want me, I learned that back then

I've told this story before but fuck it. When I was 17, I met a 50 year old woman on a bdsm website, we had a good online thing on and she would tell me about how when I came to visit her she'd carry my bag for me everywhere and then buy me dinner, she was really into being called an old bitch and would finger herself while I told her what I'd do to her if we met but I had to break up with her because I couldn't bring myself to tell my parents I was in a relationship with a woman older than them

Cite the board rule or global rule that states only virgins are allowed on Jow Forums.

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I am pretty determined at this point to fuck a cougar. I dont know how I'm going to do it but I'm gunna try and find a way. Ideally I want to find a FWB who's an older woman so it's not just a one off thing.

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Kek I don't know why but this made me burst with laughter

Same here mate. I don't quite get it why won't women like that go for young guys. Young cock is hard cock. They need that. And I kinda want to give one to an older woman. I like trying new shit.

They do go for it, you just gotta find them. Don't forget there's a stigma attached to older woman/younger man relationships

YOU LUCKY MOTHER FUCKER GOD FUCKING DAMN

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>relationships
Yeah... But we're talking about a secret fwb type of thing here, not a regular relationship.

I mean shit, it's so much more common to see 40/50 year old MEN fucking 18 year old girls and giving them money. You don't see that with older women and young men, and I'd be more than happy to fuck such woman, even without her paying me for anything.

I'd honestly wager that past the age of 35 or so fuckbuddy relationships with older women are probably more common. They don't want to be tied up in a relationship with some young guy, they just wanna get fucked and have some fun. But again, you have to find them because theirs a stigma attached to a pairing like that.

>seething virgin assblasted that we came to take "their" board
You lost the war, buckaroo. This board is property of the non-virgins now. LONG LIVE THE NORMIES! LONG LIVE THE NORMIES! Fucking Jessica as I type this statement, lol. Stay mad, Melvin.

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>We then raw dogged before I came all over his slightly saggy tits, it was literally the best moment of my life

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>Raw dog creampied the bitch too
Are milfs more into creampies, or maybe make a less of a fuss about condoms? It seems every time a young guy gets it on with a milf, they get to creampie that shit.
yes I'm jealous

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>have robots ever had their way with a MILF

Come on, can we be serious for a moment

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Fuck off dude, seriously. Holy shit

They don't give a Fuck anymore and will do anything to feel alive. They are more likely to give up their ass too. It's better to Fuck them too because most have tubes tied or menopause

Who in the world is this woman?

Don't women get menopause at 50 usually?
Plunging your dick raw into a pussy, knowing she loves it because you're nice and young is so hot for some reason.

do you think milf means 25 years old or something lmao

Several, they usually chase younger guys for their youthful perks (fit, energetic, horny) so they can feel younger again. They usually just want a boy toy, not a relationship. You don't even have to be much younger than them often times, just gotta look it.

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I'd say 40+ in most cases. But then they're still fertile.

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your not a real robot then you are a volcel

no but I' at the age where it's more of a viable option than high school senior chicks
it depresses me greatly

story? how did you met her? anything?

how did you get into that situation?
this comment is very original bc i wanna fuck a milf with big milkers

Time to get active on tinder again and set my age range to 35+ I guess

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Her pussy was so wet and tight for some reason too. I had trouble getting it in. I came in it twice before stopping.

Are you referring to ? If so, that's incredibly hot.
>tfw no tight wet milf pussy

tfw ultimate dream fantasy is meeting an older woman with a sort of a patient Nina Hartley vibe about her who just wants to be my fuck buddy and basically teach me how to fuck like a stallion

Just imagine staying the weekend at her place and getting to plow her every time you manage to get your dick hard.

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Are MILFs really easier if you're young and reasonably good looking?
Are they good practice material?
I'm 20 and all my girl friends are in a relationship and/or are used goods already anyways.
To top it off older women (early-late 30's) have always been extremely nice and sociable with me.

Pretty much but a lot of them don't like your personality so act more mature, they basically want men their own age but with more energy and better looking

Bumperino for more milf stories

I think it depends on culture as well. The milf scene seems more common in the US from the stories I've read on Jow Forums so far.

My father said he lost his v-card to a lonely MILF who was married to a police officer, around 30 years ago.

I live in Brazil.
I've had a few experiences with older women being "overly friendly" or flirty, but never acted on it since I was even younger than now.
I remember this woman around her 30's in a bus station, 5 years back. She began to chat with me and ask me a lot of questions, before asking me if I was taking the same bus as her (when it came by) and saying it was a shame I wasn't. Pretty sure she at least thought I was cute.
I had a spanish teacher in high school too, who even my friends joked about - they said she was definitely wanting to bang me since she would always hang around me on breaks and such. She was going through a lot of fights with her husband at the time too, even cried once.

Sorry for the late (You), but I'm 21, and they're all in their thirties and forties. At this point in my life I want nothing more than a harem of older women to breed and occasionally we bring in a girl my age and bully them sexually

Damn that's nice. I've never had something like that happen to me in real life. Women are quite cold in my country unfortunately.

The bus station woman was a shame, she was really pretty for her apparent age. But then again: I was 15 and didn't even have a phone.
My spanish teacher looked more motherly, but she asked me a lot about girls (if I had a girlfriend, gave me tips on getting girls, etc.), I was kind of weirded out back then, but dismissed any claims from my friends.
I have always been tall though, especially for a 15 year old (back when I was), so I might have looked older.

Another funny one was my biology teacher in high school. She was a 24 year old roastie, straight out of college. She told us her boyfriend was 16 and didn't have any shame in showing her tattoos to guys in class. She would often sit on our tables while she spoke to us too (happened to me often, since I used to sit way up front in the classroom). She was a hot blondie, but didn't even bother masking her slutiness - not that I would have a chance anyways.

Iktf. I need to fuck and unload inside milf pussy so bad. I wanna knock up a childless mature woman bad. Fuck it even a mom with multiple kids IDGAF just gimme raw milf puss Aaaaaaaaa

Try lowering your standards. The milf I hooked up with only had one nipple

Spanish women seem really up front with whether they like you or not. I visited Barcelona for a week 2 years ago and they would literally stare me down on the street and in the subway. I had no idea what was happening to me since all the women in my country just lay back and make you guess about it.

I guess you regret not changing busses that day huh?

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