Okay guys, how the fuck do I get a fembot gf

Same thing. You can't call it a relationship if there's no sex.

Ideally you'd meet up IRL if you made a fembot gf
I don't see why it couldn't work, I relate to the girls here more than any normie girl

Fembots are super flaky and will ghost you before meeting.

Surely not all of them though, it's a matter of finding one who won't.

why not, user?

unoriginally

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You don't really want a gf. None of you actually do. You never want to be together irl. You want to stay home in your chair doing nothing for the rest of your lives. Stop pretending like you have anything to offer a woman and fuck off.

>You want to stay home in your chair doing nothing for the rest of your lives

I want a girl to do this with.

lol no we just don't want some degenerate normie gf who will never be able to relate to us

>fem-
nonono top of her head
>-bot
*wheeze*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*inhales*
OH NO OH NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
YOU MADE ME DO IT

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>lol no we just don't want some degenerate normie gf who will never be able to relate to us
Are you implying that a woman who wants to meet irl is a normie degenerate? Are you fucking crazy? If you don't plan on ever trying don't put yourself out there. Stupid fucking prick.

>I want a girl to do this with
I want a boy to do this with but you have to make an effort if you want it to happen.

I'm implying meeting a girl off of Jow Forums and meeting up with her IRL is the only option. Sheesh, you got scorned by a robot didn't you?

>I want a boy to do this with but you have to make an effort if you want it to happen.
What effort is it that people aren't making?
Is it something in particular?

It's a long and frustrating process since the odds are so low.

by being chad anything else but chad and you're forever alone.

>hello handsome. What a day
>you look lonely, i can fix that
>you look like a good user

Fuck it it's not like I have anything better to do. Imma keep rolling those dice until I win.
At worst I make some new friends and some insecure fembots ghost me

>Stupid fucking prick.
lol you need a deep dicking

maybe not a robot gf but a Jow Forums gf in general would be nice.

just someone with the 'Jow Forums mentality'. i dont think i could live with a total normie.

Exactly, I need a gf who is on my level basically.
Yo where da fembots who started browsing at 14 at? I know you gurls are of age now :^)

I don't even want a gf. I just want a fuckbuddy without strings attached. But fembots all want a bf and husband. Where are all the slutty fembots who are okay with casual sex?

Get on tinder you degenerate
Fembots are for pure love only

>robot
>tinder
even the biggest, most vilest whores who probably have a body count of hundreds think they are too good for us.

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The most handsome most muscular but none muscular shy extrovert who has a massive cock and a social life but never leaves his house except for when he's getting paid 10k an hour to micro manage his multimillion dollar company

Oh and he likes to cuddle and watch anime

>tfw been friends with fembot since we were teens
>met RPing on a site
>22 now, she's 21
>she's about a 5/10 but very nice
>best friends, online but we spent out from our teenage years to now skyping every other day
>established to her that we're friends only because she's needy as fuck, a robot and has a lot of issues I don't think I could deal with
>she seems to have come to terms with it but still likes me
>tfw she's a state away
>tfw openly said she wants to fuck if we meet
>we talk about it all the time and ERP it
>she doesn't have the social skills to get with another guy and says she trusts me more than anything
>tfw both still virgins
>not sure if I want to spend like $200 or so going to visit her
>her family is apparently shit, very loud and argue all the time
>would be staying at her place if I went
>not sure if I want to put money asides for it
>chance to lose my virginity on someone I like but worried it would end bad
what do Jow Forums
This feels like someone else' fantasy

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I want fembots to be happy and loved.

do it cause why not but pull out desu if you get her pregnant dont bother coming back to r9k

GO FOR IT user! this is my fantasy I almost got to this point to but I screwed and was an asshole to her, don't pass this up you may regret it and it may be your last chance.

user you must drain your balls deep inside her.
Her nubile body thirsts for your seed.

Alright anons, I think I'm going to do it
Screw saving up for a new TV

saving up for a new tv? jesus user there's a lot more in this world then material objects, that shit does not make you happy.

Don't look somewhat like a monster. They may think of you as nice but if u look disgusting you will suffer.

I'd rather be alone forever honestly. I would just bring down a girl if she was with me.

They want chad and will never settle for less.

POST
YOUR
DISCORD
REEEEEEEE

I'm far from anyone else and fembots don't seem to want to meet. I would even pay the travel expenses but that's apparently not good enough.