If you post "PLEASE GIVE ME A GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW" in this thread...

if you post "PLEASE GIVE ME A GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW" in this thread, you will get the gf of your dreams within the next 48 hours.

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Why not just make a Tulpa gf

because they're not actually real.

But I'm not ready for a daughter yet.

go back to you retarded faggot

Fucking burn in hell you god damn drama faggots and your god damn trap discords and your faggety anime avatars and ruining this board. I hate you.

no u
oink oink

i just want a waifu but in real life you feel me?

You want an idealized representation of the creator's idea of a woman/girl that doesn't have any flaws or inherently human characteristics included because they're a 2D version of something with no depth or history.

got it.

i mean when you put it like that, yes that's exactly what i want

PLEASE GIVE ME A GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW

how are we all supposed to all post the same thing what the fuck I don't get it is that the joke

yes the joke is no one's gonna post it

Nice fucking psyop OP but you can't revitalize my desire to get a gf anymore, I killed it a long time ago. I know a lot of men are giving up for good reason, but there's no need to start scraping the bottom of the barrel with these kind of threads.

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Ego cognito sum user

Oh sihit better put that dumb shit I thought of when I was stoned next to a a Siddhartha statue and a sunset. That way people know it's super deep and meaningful.

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PLEASE GIVE ME A GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW

and make it a Chloe gf

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Oh what the hell, I'm pretty lonely.

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Oreganosoup

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And be blacc

Please give me a big titty nice ass gf right fucking now

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Hahhahaha I can feel her in my head alreaaady!

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What is this 9gag shit

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THIS IS MY LAST CHANCE PLS BE REAL

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PLZZZ

>having to wait 48 hours
too much work

"PLEASE GIVE ME A GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW"

you know
just in case
if it works it works

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PLEASE GIVE ME A GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW. you know what i mean.thanks

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this will work.

"PLEASE GIVE ME A GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW" in this bread

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"Please do not ever give me a gf"

PLEASE GIVE ME A GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW. I really need one, it would be very kind thank you.

"PLEASE GIVE ME A GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW"

Kek wills it!

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"PLEASE GIVE ME A GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW" in this thread

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Shit summer vacation started for the kiddies didn't it...
Sorry, folks. Shitty threads like this are going to persist until September.

"PLEASE GIVE ME A GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW"

can't hurt to try

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Tikrai nezinau kodel bandau

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KEK KEK KEK NOW THEY CANT TURN ME DOWN

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And I cry, oh my God do I cry

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iamoriginal

please i just want a friend at least :(

I'm tired of speaking to myself.

Op this better work i'm counting on this

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Oregano

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mootblox

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orgionally

pls gib me gf roght now

i haet my lives

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I SAID RIGHT NOW

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originally

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Originatron 2000

PLEASE GIVE ME A GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW

or at least some cumslut to fuck

>Implying the people posting in this thread even deserve one

Why fuel false hope, user?

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PLEEAASE

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I wonder if it'll work.

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I just want her back brehs

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I have basically no criteria

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Worth a shot I guess

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PLEASE GIVE ME A GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW i mean it i really need this

>PLEASE GIVE ME A GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Funny story, i have a date this Saturday after 10 years of being completely alone. Wish me luck

>woman/girl that doesn't have any flaws
Why wouldn't you want this?

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Oregsnoooo

Roasties are retarded.

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Im going to mcdonalds today to try to pick up the cashier and shes honestly perfect

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i hope this works, i'll try anytihng

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would posting this work? I mean because of the robot we have to add something extra so now is the spell cancelled?

i just want mcdonalds. just any fast food, really

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pls work, i love her

Please I just want one

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originalisorigals

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ortogonal

Going to a uni dinner celebrating graduation and there are a few qts going

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You have bedn muted for two seconds because your comment was not original

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thanks in advance

Please, give me a girlfriend. Right fucking now.

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desu

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Meme magic don't fail me now!!

>48 hours
>plan on staying at home doing squat for the next 168 hours. I don't answer the door or pick up the phone so unless she climbs in through the window or manages to bait me outside it isn't happening.

PLEASE GIVE ME A GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>tfwnochloegf

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But here's the catch: after 36 hours of posting, you instantly fall asleep for 12 hours and then wake up as the girlfriend.

>PLEASE GIVE ME A GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW
actually would just be ok with a shag

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Gimme now boi

I having second thoughts right now about the whole deal, like do I read need one?

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Everything worths a try

Please give me a gf right now lads
Need this shit
Going to party soon with girl I like
Come on computer Jesus

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let me post it guys

This thread is the cancer that's killing r9k.
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gibs me the one on the right pls