ITT:That kid thread
>that kid who would walk around with his hands out in front of him like in DOOM or duke nukem
>tbat kid who always wore a slipknot hoodie even in heatwaves
>that kid who loved urban exploring and ended up dying in an abandoned hotel
>that kid who tried to hit on every single girl
>that kid who got drunk during a trip to Austria and tried to hit on a chick who was also drunk and someone filmed him get rejected
>That kid who bit people and was only known for biting people.
That sounds interesting, Satan
>that kid that looks smart and everyone thinks is smart but he gets low grades
>That kid who argued with a teacher that there is no god IN A CATHOLIC SCHOOL
>that kid who rolled his foreskin back and forth during exams to relieve stress
>that kid who stabbed me with a pen when i looked over him doing corrections
>that kid you tried to pee on you in the toilet to get you back
All the same kid btw, i was part of the control squad when he sperged out. Theres so much more other crap he did if yall are interested
>the kid who broke his knee in PE
Literally watched this kids knee implode and then he screamed like a banshee
that was me
everyone thought I was super smart, vut my brain doesn't actually work faster or better than others, I just had interests and obsessions with "smart" things like science, politics, history and therefore a lot of knowledge.
also i was lazy as fuck
>that kid that shoved a pencil so far up his nose his eye started bleeding and he went to the ER
id like too see more
>that kid who got you into anime and really exposed you to some of the best stories you have ever experienced.
I still love and watch anime today, thankyou Max, you bro
This is me currently
>that kid who stole a scooter from the disabled kid
> that kid who drank his own piss because it was hot outside
>that kid who did nothing but talk about anime in class
>that kid that beat the everliving shit out of the teacher in 6th grade
>that kid who did a hit and run for a fruit card (it was some school event where you collect cards whenever you buy fruits to get a reward) me and a few people had to chase him and restrain him to return the fruit card to the poor crying kid
>that kid who tried to spearfish in the school pond with his chopsticks
>that kid who would get memed into computer science only because he was good at setting up the interactive whiteboard
>the kid who skateboarded on the school roof and fell through a sky light shattering his pelvis and slicing himself up on glass
Literally the only intesting thing that happened at our school
me desu i was good with pc's back in middleschool and when ever someone had a problem with something computerrelated they just yelled my name every time
>The kid who died mid fucking exam
me too i fucking hate the ones who directed me towards cs
i realized too late i should have done arts or design mostly for the female presence
>That kid who did a backflip off the school roof and went on to become one of the most beloved stars of ECW before his problems with drugs forced him out
>that kid who left tuna salad in his locker and lost the key, leading to the most awful smell in the history department
Thank you Nico for showing me Guilty Crown.
Thank you for showing me Bakemonogatari.
Because of you I got to enjoy alot of good stories over the course of the last 5 years.
please make a greentext HOW HE FUCKING DIED
>that autistic kid that ran out of the bathroom stall crying when some group was talking about him
i'm not sorry
>the narcoleptic girl who would always fall asleep in corridors
She was actually bro tier and a good friend as she'd have an episode to get me and her out of class
No idea where you are anymore Anya but i hope youre doing well.
>that kid who always had weird combinations of food on his sandwiches
His worst was mackerel, honey, marmite, cheese and orange segments
>that kid who hung himself with a fucking dog leash
How is this original desu?
>that extremely obese greek kid who stole the bathroom keys, locked himself in, flooded the entire bathroom with toilet and tap water and shouted prayers to Poseidon at the top of his lungs
>that kid who made shit up trying to get onto reddit
>Worst
He's pushing the boundaries
>that kid who showed up high everyday and let you know
>that kid who shit in the sink
>that kid who snorted pixie sticks/cool aid/sugar
>those kids who just flipped bottles all lunch
>that kid who would just fall asleep in the corner in gym
>That kid who tried dodging like in the matrix during breaktime
was me
>that autistic kid that would try to square dance with girls and forced a couple of them to do so
>that autistic kid that recited spongebob episodes wherever he went
>that autistic kid that broke into the stall I was shitting in and I kicked his ass out
>that autistic kid that went full tard rage because a teacher skipped the trailers on The Pursuit of Happiness in class once
>all the same kid
>2018
>not reciting spongebob quotes
Even my normie colleagues do it all the time.
>that kid who got decapitated by the automatic bleachers in the basketball gym
Seriously brutal death, was like two feet away and watched it happen...still feels strange because I just did nothing but stand there after I saw his head come off
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