Tfw found a real life loli 4"9 gf

>tfw found a real life loli 4"9 gf
i did it as an absolute sperg
what's your excuse?

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pedo poster get gassed

she is absolutely legal and consentient

I actually had a legal loli co-worker in my job. we used to tease each other all day.

go back to your shithole cuck boy .

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loli means child
you're a disgusting pedo

Loli is a body type you sperg. It means a young looking small girl with small tits. Its basically the femake version of a twink.

I used to date a weeb girl who was a loli. She looked maybe 1e but was actually 19 and was kind of a chuunibyou.

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Lol fucked up my post

How did you originally do it user.

Tfw gf is 25 and my mom thought she was 16 when I introduced her

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How did you do it? originalli oregano

Dude my parents took me and the gf (asian 18 y/o) to dennys and the waitress gave her and my little sister a kids menu. It turned me on desu. Lmao.

That was years ago though. Married now. She was true wife material.

hows the experience?

>Jow Forums
>everyone talking about past sexual experiences

My gf is a 1.65cm weeb loli with relatevely big boobs
She is the best thing that has ever happened to me

>1.65 cm
Nigga your gf is a literal fairy out of peter pan or some shit. Unless you mean 165 cm, which is not even remotely loli, that's a completely normal height for a woman.

Thanks for pointing out my retardedness

Also, yes, it is a completely normal height, but she is 19 and she looks like a 14 year old girl

>gfs
>married
are you guys even robots ?
please leave my board

Real life smol girls are rarely that appealing though, although I agree 4'9 is the perfect ideal height but the problem is they also have to be petite, if they are even slightly chubby they look like gross dumpy gnomes

just by being myself aka a weeb cute caring boy
also found out her weakness early which helped ALOT
the hard part was meeting her as a sperglord

So youre admitting to being a pedo?

user you are retarded
oregannnnno

I was looking for threads of people LARPing that they have real life anime harems. This will do instead.

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>tfw no IRL anime harem

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I did too. She looks, sounds, and acts like an anime girl. But shes also as pure as one unfortunately

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>unfortunately
what the fuck is wrong with you?

cant really lewd a loli if she refuses to be lewded at all for several more years desu

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So what? Everything Will happening eventually

I guess. Just gonna be old by then

Where the fuck do you find these girls if you're absolute spergs?

I thought I did but she ghosted me.
Suicide is pretty much the only option at this point.

Post a picture of you and we will judge.

i may be a sperg but i'm not retarded user

That sucks. Describe her user

i'm sure you'll find someone else, just believe in yourself and never stop looking for your soulmate

>Normal height
>big breasts
Not a fucking loli my dude. Congrats on your normalfag gf though

I have a half black half Japanese 17 y/o loli gf. We play xbox games and watch anime together every day. It's really nice except its gonna be long distance for 2 more years.

The same would happen to me desu.

how did you utilize her weakness? and what wasit?

please go into full detail about the whole process of meeting and seducing her op.

>hating pedophiles automatically makes you a Jow Forumsack
Jow Forumsacks like breathing too, I guess you should stop breathing so you aren't associated with them