I got caught touching panties in my dorm laundry. what do i do

Deny everything and just say you don't know what she's talking about. People need to get their shit when it's done and not leave it in the laundry room.
>be me
>doing laundry in public like a pleb
>close the lid
>knock off some clothes some asshole left
>put them back up on the washer
>asshole returns to the scene of the crime
>mumbles something incoherent
>takes her clothes and leaves immediately
>then I got a call that said I need to show up here

Yeah man, in this MeToo era a lot of people will disbelieve women even if they won't actually come out and say it, just say you wanted to wash your clothes and there was a little misunderstanding, she'll look like a typical neurotic woman and you're just a loser who got caught up in a typical Current Year storm in a teacup, you got this

You're going to have to give us a bit more to work with...touching panties, meaning, they were in a washer/dryer, or already in a laundry basket? Was someone carrying them in a basket and you just went nuts and started grabbing them?

Any possible deniability - only one witness who could've just been seeing things/overreacting, were you maybe a bit drunk/hungover/forgot your glasses so fuzzy vision and trying to figure shit out?

Touch more panties, they already think you're a perv so it can't be much worse.

user while you're denying everything, make sure you speak confidently, and straight to the point. Don't worry about being nervous user anyone would be.

Uh...seriously, that's it? Just stick with the "fell on the floor" story and tell the RA that she overreacted because maybe she was dating (fucking) a bad boy that hurt her vagina or whatever. Tell him that you know how it looked but seriously, wtf right does she have to leave shit on the floor and then get retarded when someone picks it up?

Disregard this. It's a trick to get you to be nervous by telling you to not be nervous.

>tell the RA that she overreacted because maybe she was dating (fucking) a bad boy that hurt her vagina or whatever

Do not do this OP, just act as normalfag as possible, say you were getting ready to do your laundry, someone left their clothes in the machine or whatever so you were in the middle of moving shit around when the chick showed up and it's literally a big misunderstanding.

And like I said because of how crazy chicks are these days if you can avoid masturbating during the meeting or something you have a good chance of convincing them it's nothing

>Don't worry about being nervous
>user it's a trick to get you nervous

Nigga how??

It's seeding, faggot, you know what it is.

Wont there be a camera in such place tho?

In a laundry room? Not in the 2 colleges I went to.

But yeah, if there's a camera he's probably going to have to pass off the cornering as autism

OP here. i think there is. some girl got raped by a homeless dindu in the laundry room like 5 years ago.

i think the RAs are pretty big sjws. we had to do a big metoo consent lecture at orientation freshman year.

oh well maybe ur fucked

should have studied with the university of phoenix

should i go down and get my laundery?

No you will get accused of victim blaming, retard.

He's what you do OP. Go in there and stick with the original fell on the ground thing. You knocked some shit over. You pick it up and realize its underwear, she walks in at the worst possible second, you realize what it looks like "because I'm the weird kid with no social skills holding her panties", you panic and try to return them "but I obviously scared the poor girl to death. When she said as much I just opted to leave instead of trying to explain myself. I didn't want her to feel cornered."
Look him in the eye and try to speak calmly. Acknowledge that it looks bad. Express remorse for scaring her. Maintain your innocence "I mean what idiot would purposely pick up a woman's underwear with what's going on in the news these days? I'm weird, but I'm not suicidal. Hahaha" Don't change your story no matter what. Practice it if you have to. Sit there and reply the scene in your head with those edits in it until it feels more natural than what actually happened in your head. Don't think about what actually happened until after the meeting.
You're obviously not a rapist, you just lack social skills. I hope you're not too fucked, my dude. You gotta think more before you act especially when it involves your dick.

Also be sure to say "poor girl" and not "poor thing".
Try to keep your posture open and relaxed as much as possible. No crossing arms or legs. No foot tapping. No leaning forward. No looking away from his face when you lie. Make eye contact when expressing remorse. Try not to talk fast or pressured. Some nervousness is to be expected because you "understand the seriousness of the allegations", but you know you're innocent and have nothing to hide.

>live in shitty old condo building
>people complaining about socks/undies disappearing
>someone puts (unauthorized because gone next day?) message on laundry room doors
>"What use could a single sock or piece of underwear be to anyone?"
Normies are so naive, lol

>tfw left out of #metoo
>tfw trying to find a loser to frame

This one sounds like the best route so far OP, would reccomend. Good luck