Let's do something simple. You get a billion dollars. What do you do with it?

Let's do something simple. You get a billion dollars. What do you do with it?

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I set it on fire.

I'll stuff all the cash up my ass

time to crunch bills

I guess I offer Eve $1mil for 4 hours of whatever I want

Buy a NEETbunker and some girl(male) maids.

Probably give most of it away desu senpai. I'd like to build schools for poor kids in Brazil tho.

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Pay a dozen hitmen on me to see how long I survive

keep them in the bank, continue my life like always

>868 million euros

Buy a new computer, a Nintendo Switch and a bunch of games, 5 grams of Silver Haze, and put the rest aside for later.

move out and cut ties with my family. maybe except my brother, i don't know
the rest is for everyday expenses

Feeling like ice cream. One tub of vanilla ice cream would do me well I suppose.

See the world. Literally, from space.

Get a Rei gf and start a mecha company

also get that sweet ass lambo and speed through the highway going 300 mph xD

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I buy a bullet and a gun and then I burn the money that I have left.

buy a soft serve from mcdonalds
then kill myself

Hire an army of mercenaries and forcefully cleanse the west of degeneracy.

That must be one hell of a mercenary

The world will tell tales of Chucklefuck McGee, the guy who drove up to random low income people and handed them envelopes full of cash for no reason.

I think you'd need more that $1b for that.

Buy a space shuttle and fly myself into the sun.

>buy house
>buy car
>buy at least 100 tons of marijuana
>smoke until I literally can't feel my face
>play videogames and fuck gf

I'd also probably try a bunch of drugs like shrooms, LSD, etc. Honestly you don't have to be rich to do that, but experimenting with drugs is definitely on my bucket list.

>move to Iceland or Northern Canada
>buy small house in the middle of nowhere
>buy 20k PC every year
>spend rest of my days playing video games and donating money to charities

>Buy rural farmland
>Invest in everything I need to build comfy easy to sustain farm life off the grid with no internet or outside influence
>Invite others who want to live a quiet simple life to come live on my land
>Find a qt wife and have a dozen children with her
>Put rest of the money in bank or let some Jew play with it and make me money

Still nothing. Why cant everyone just leave me alone

>donating money to charities
Why? Do you actually think charities help or would you just want to clean your conscience?

extremely high budget and lewd femdom harem anime

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Start an industry of targeted communist propaganda

Make something like the xmen mansion and look for talented orphans and kids , invite them to study there and build an army of smart people to control the world as they like . And spend a good portion of it on hookers , drugs and nice cars .

>Do you actually think charities help
Yes, I think some of them help. I'm a racist so it wouldn't be anything Africa related but things like eastern europe orphanages or cancer research.

Set aside $100 million to procure best looking women in the world under 4'10'' and then pay trainers and diet experts so that they are always below 110 lbs.

Buy an Island for 30 mill and logistics for life with another 20 mil

Make the best fetish place under my rule allowed for visits and prostitution and make money.

Use remaining 800 million USD to get that island claimed as my sovereign territory. What happens there stays there

You could just say you're pedo

Buy a decent sized home and spare no expense on security. Buy more weapons, buy a virgin, wife said virgin, impregnate said virgin. Since I don't need to work I can make sure she stays loyal.

Honestly, the lengths men need to go these days.

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Buy some land in my city and have a nice cozy/small house built fit with chimney.
Spend my days on a new gaming pc, and sometimes go out smack a woman in the face with a wad of cash and lose my virginity.

You could just open your eyes to the fact that being 18 doesn't magically makes a girl legal or being 14 just doesn't make a girl magically illegal

Age of consent has varies throughout the history and I do not care for your amerifag laws

Some charities are helpful. Not anything like "cancer awareness" or whatever, but ones that help orphaned children are good because they actually have a physical, plausible thing they can give them (food, clothing, etc).

Convert it into pounds sterling because I have no use for shitty American money.

pay an underground mechanic to build the biggest bomb possible with one billion dollars
blow up israel

>Acquire a small island
>Make zoophile paradise
>Start farm with several different animals
>Staff it with similarly minded people
>Collect money from the wealthy who come to stay at our 'resort.'
>Rule over my empire in international waters

I'd pay for an absolute big place so people can come watch me blow my brain off

Invest 500 in money

don't tell anyone and just keep living the neet life in a nice cozy home, ordering whatever I want online and not having to worry about anything again for the rest of my life

invest money in making an eva green sexbot

keep in a bank account, buy a decent house and just live the neet life.
most people who win the lottery spend it too quickly because their not used to it. it goes to their head

No need to get so defensive pedo-kun, I don't care what you are into, but just be honest and admit that you're into underage girls instead of this 4'11/110 crap

It would be very hard for you to Brewster $1 billion unless you got scammed into bad investments, didn't pay your taxes or someone straight up stole it

>Make it known to all the hitmen they have adversaries.
>Arrange things so only one gets the billion
>Assassins start killing eachother and saving you from eachother attacks to get the money
>Deathly hijinks ensue
I would fund this idea for a show

I'm into all girls. My type is girls less than 4'10'' and 110 pounds. Read into it however you please

so a pedo
degenerate; hang yourself.

Just be a proper NEET without any financial anxiety. Small house, quiet neighborhood, used car, cheap clothes. At least in theory because the new anxiety will be that something could happen to my money.

Buy my way into the music industry and make myself famous

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Pedos are not degenerate. Shills who get brainwashed into believing shit like age of consent and shit by kikes are degenerates. Every man in a position is doing child abuse. Its just a way by kikes to control the masses. Open up your eyes and start questioning the law

you should kill yourself you worthless shitstain

Fucking kike slave norman

>everybody who isn't a pedo subhuman is a normie and also a jew

the absolute state of degenerates

>Pedos are not degenerate
AAHAHAHAhAHHAHA

kill yourself

Get a high class penthouse apartment and furnish it accordingly and just never work again.

i would put peepee in girls

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give most of it away

Pay off my house. Try to invest it and fail, losing it all and my own small savings in the process.

This thread r9k used to god damn carry the pedo bear around. Now if we like small girls, we are called pedo and degenerate?

The absolute state of you fags

>What would you do with 1 billion dollars

I would do nothing

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>buhuhuhu where is my degenerate subhuman safe space wuaaah ;(

neck yourself pajeet

not a pajeet asshat. I live in ireland. and this space used to be a blessing to talk with fellow minded bots and have a healthy environment till reddit crowd showed up. Been expecting you for last 2 years but just pissed today

live comfortably until the end of my life

>I live in Ireland

Pajeet confirmed. Explains the degenerate need to fuck kids. Hang yourself.

m8 what are you on?

>too spineless to rat on rapist friend
>basically threatens rape victim
>openly defends pedophilia

You're not looking for friendly discussions, you just want to make yourself feel good about being a fucking pile of trash without the faintest hint of morals or empathy.

Holy shit, that sounds like fun.

Invest it and live a cushy NEET life because I no longer have any need to work for income.

invest it all into genetically engineering catgirls for domestic ownership

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buy some comfy land, have a home built, borrow a few NSA supercomputers, buy everything on Steam, start a firearm collection, learn how to fly a chopper, pay of parent's mortage

This is my favourite. Comfy but has a little bit of motivation.

Pay debt, move to another country, buy shitty house and work on making it a good house, live there with my husband and travel making a documentary

>Give most of it to my dad and siblings
>Donate most of the rest to local childrens charities/animal charities
>Keep a small portion of it for myself

I've often thought about these scenarios and I doubt a large wad of money would make me happy, but knowing I was able to make my families lives that little bit better, and helping out some charities would so I've decided that's what I would do if I ever did fall onto a large amount of money.

fund Jow Forums for eternity
make the robot city a real thing
idk

start a company that harnesses energy generated by humans like that one episode of black mirror with the bikes.

so many redditfags in this thread

Fund the coolest way I could fucking kill myself

hoke and cookers

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This, probably would also set up some greenhouses, orchards

Probably buy a guillotine, hire somebody to tie me in and pull the lever, and have a horse walk up and rape my corpse

Invest until the money turns into 3.2 billion. For some reason i'm not comfortable with just 1. It's easy to make money when you already have loads of it.
Move to the states
Buy land and build 60k square feet mansion for 20M
Start buying dream collection of 40+ cars
Buy Jow Forums because i want to have control over this place
Donate millions every year to dog shelters that take dogs out of the street and castrate them to solve the homeless dog problem
Start a car youtube channel where i show off my cars, travel , race and all that bull
Eat my favorite foods everyday
Wait 30-50 years and buy tens of lab bred woman and make a harem
Live happily forever because by them scientists will already have discovered a way to transfer a brain to a cloned body

I'd just give like 2 million dollars to everyone who means something to me, so I'd be left with 990 million for myself anyway. That's way too much money to ever even hope to spend on what I want in life, so let's say I gave 300 million to various charities, travelled around the world for a bit. Now that I think of it, I wouldn't wanna do that cause travelling only makes me anxious and sick. The few fulfilling moments in between just aren't worth it. Alright so let's say I'd occasionally visit a place I really, really wanted to see, so that's like half a million more I'd spend. Than I'd buy a house for like a million, and that would be it really. Now that I think of it, no amount of money would ever really make me happy, FeelsBadMan.

Start a real life League of Shadows

The same things I do now, just comfier because I don't have to worry about the future.

invest it and live a stoic minimalist lifestyle so I never have to work again for the rest of eternity.

Pay people to be friends with me

Quit my shitty wageslave job. Buy a NEET cave, move out of my parents, give them like 10 mil for being good parents and tolerating my autistic ass.
Then basically live a NEET life and use my money to buy drugs and hookers and vidya. Probbably do alot of travelling too.

The fastest lambo tops out at like 220 dumbass.