Hi I work in toys r us and we need a good assholish sign to tell people to keep kids off the play houses because we're...

Hi I work in toys r us and we need a good assholish sign to tell people to keep kids off the play houses because we're tired of them screaming and having fun.
Best response we'll use

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>I work in toys r us
You should be more concerned about looking for a new job.

Wow look it's another thread of trying to get people to use insults and racial slurs. haha xdd.
Now stop baiting

No it can't be that rude we have to deal with customers still. Just like very passive aggressive

There is no Toys R Us, it's gone.

This is like claiming to work at Blockbusters, dude.

My store is open until June 29

"Children playing in the playhouses will be included in their sale."

or just

"Please keep off the play houses, they have been sprayed for pesticides."

something like that

>puts out a demo unit
>expects it not to be tested
Put it away or in a high place, you lazy jerk.

Good idea to put it high

>My store is open until June 29

Then I would suggest just toughing it out until the 29th, dude.

quads
everybody get high

imagining some sticcposter running to his fucking coolwhip can and taking a huge rip after posting this

>huffing whipped cream
no way to go through life, son

>not allowing kids to play in a toy store

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Misleading thumbnaiI

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Word. Nitrous in canisters or go home

'only bad parents let their kids play in the store' or something like that with better phasing

beat the kids up with a baseball bat on the last day of your work, that will make you feel better

"Only manchildren allowed inside this house"

"Beware of party rockers"

Nah
Do this instead

Just take large inflatables and blow them up inside the houses so kids can't fit.

"pedo trap"
and put a cardboard cutout of man in house