Confess

I feel like this is entry-level at this point, but I cum in every meal I prepare for other people and masturbate to the thought later on - sometimes in other meals.

Aside from that, I fucked my 15 year old sister when I was 9 - or I guess she fucked me. We kept on doing it up until she wisened up and realized it was fucked up. I enjoyed it all throughout of course.

this thread is cursed
chocolate flakes

Now it is you who are cursed.

No going back. It's coming for you.

Nope, already have tons of people I orbit. There's so many I can never be caught. its a bit overwhelming so maybe one day I can be normal since its hard to keep tabs on so many people

ok
hibernation of squirrels

How would one go about this if they dont have much access to animals

I'm 24 and lifelong constipated, like I would shit every two weeks at least when i was little and eneming myself since i was 16 everyday to get it out

I tried everything and nothing ever worked, dietician, doctors, everything

if i keep it up my anus will become like a used whore's in few years time, so I can't fucking wait for my family to die so I can sweetly neck myself

A secret I will take to the grave, had sex with my little sister, and I was 5 years older. The guilt rips me up inside. She never told anyone, I don't think if she even really knew what was happening, was like 11. Didn't seem like rape, because she did a lot of stuff willingly. I live in mortal fear that she will bring it up again one day and call me a rapist and ruin my life.

Who have you cooked meals for? Did they ever talk about a strange taste?

Have you tried loosening it up by fucking yourself?

I know people who have a much higher tendency to soil themselves ever since they started analplay. So it could work for you.

>and call me a rapist and ruin my life.
well she wouldnt be wrong

it's already loose if it's lubed it opens up for even 3 fingers quite easily

How old are you now? Are you two close?

I have cooked meals like that for all the female friends I ever had, some of my male friends too. Basically the only people who escaped it are those I happened to never cook for, however I always go out of my way to cook for girls or share food with them. It's incredibly hot to see them being thankful and appreciative of eating my cum. I also did it again for a company party we had a few weeks ago by dumping a week's worth of cum loads in the dough.

They never complain about anything, but I think it's because my cum is fairly sugary and blends in nicely.

Just shows normies are not heartless creatures we believe them to be.

I do not want to feel like this though. I wanna hate norman

WTF are these feels that are overtaking me?

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i feel like i might be the epitome of basic bitch
>pretty nice person all-round, admittedly almost in a naive way
>love animals
>dress simply unless if i'm going out
>prefer peace and quiet, always head home to relax with my favorite shit
>like drawing and vidya and baking
kind of makes me sad tho, i like being me

I used to domme but things got out of control once and I strangled someone to death. I cannot stop thinking about it. I would like to do something similar but try a more painful method.

Reading through this thread shows that robots are worse by far

Be my basic gf

You sound just like my gf actually.

I'm early twenties now. We are actually kinda close, because I'm patient with her and spoil her too. She doesn't have many friends and spend most of her time online, kinda like me except I actually have a job

What happens if you subsist on purely liquids?

So... You stunted her social development and she has a brother complex. Nice user

I'm tempted to try that as final resort, however while a lot of people report having diahrrea when drinking too much water the only thing that happens to me even if I chug 15 liters of water a day (it happened few times) is absolutely nothing

Cool. Would you do it again?

I have secret thoughts about killing everyone with a knife, like serial killer psycopath real stuff, I have a vivid imagination. I imagine doing things to people that not even drawtgreads could draw, sadly I am a christian and beat myself up adter every such though, i have bruises all over my body.

I also was once a teahers pet and destroyed some students grade and inpression by lying to the teacherin grade 7 or 8.

I also have conducted experiments like
Deleting bad memories of parents from my mind , at this point i remeber very little of my childhood, like my dick.
I also try to mould my personality like other people trying to copy everything about them, like the stalker IIT but better.

Then what's the problem? The shit doesn't come out? That laxatives.

can't use laxatives for your entire life it's even worse
also if you have to wagecuck day by day you can't just excuse yourself whenever you're about to shit yourself
in the morning there is just not enough time

My shocking confession would be that the internet made me realize how much of a totally average guy with no real problems I am. Sure you want to have passive income because working sucks and you don't really fit in anywhere and dating is fucking terrible and you should probably kill yourself around 30-35 but that's just vanilla.

from what I heard people on GOMAD also get diarrhea and other shit so you could try that on top of whatever diet you're using

I have masturbated to candydolls or worse every single day since I was 13. Never missed one. I'm now 25.

funny thing is that while lactose intollerant people do get diarrhea by eating dairy, I get even more clogged

sometimes I think I just shouldn't have ever been born because I'm not fit to survive in this condition without modern commodites

I recommend a sturdy rope and a short drop.

Do you spoil her because of the guilt

>She doesn't have many friends and spend most of her time online
>and she's unemployed
How does it feel to literally be responsible for this?

What happens during a mostly liquid diet?

Honestly, yes.

I sincerely doubt that is my fault.

On a liquid diet, you still have to shit. You might only be drinking liquids, but if they're liquids that you can subsist entirely on, then there will be solid particles in it, which won't get pissed out, they'll clump up and be shit out.

I have no experience on it yet but I guess that while most would be drained by kidneys the remaining bulk would be so slimy that it wouldn't pose any problem

If it still does, then you're probably irremediably fucked inside

I once did something quite bad. Gather around for a story

>Be me
>In 10th grade
>Bully and friends with all other bullies
>Random kid is norman
>Bully him real bad
>Smash him down on a urinal and break it
>A random 6th grader who was shitting sees us
>I and 2 of my friends run out leaving the norman, one bully and the kid alone
>The dude somehow convinves the kid not to snitch
>We keep on bullying the norman after the kid testifies against him
>We grow tight with this kid
>He gets yard respect and some burgers from us
>He can hang out with the cool big boys now
>Kid is a fatass
>Literal little ass hippo
>We all involve him in sports

Fast Forward 11 months
>School year about to be over
>The kid and some of us go attend a Table Tennis regional tournament
>Kid is comfortable with us
>One of our boys is a disgusting degenerate
>Has a bad eye on the kid
>One day, lures him into the room that was given to him to us to stay at
>We were out in the city
>Dude goes buckwild on the kid. Squeezes his man boobs so hard, they turn blue and pain a fuck lot
>Kid complains to us
>I get scared, ask everyone to back out and let dude and kid handle it
>Dude beats kid into submissiveness and rapes him
>We also bully the kid so he won't tell anyone and rat us out
>mfw I realise now we probably ruined a 11 year old's life forever

Even though I never even hit the kid, I think I should have done something. I feel bad now. Nothing happened to the rapist or other duded who beat him occasionally. Kid is scarred for life. FeelsBadMan

rape her when still an innocent child
>not my fault eheheh

clever way to cope for a child rapist with incest fetishes

>I dont think if she even really knew what was happening
>didnt seem like rape
Oh come on.

Same, but I generally get bored of people incredibly fast, at which point I just can't stand even thinking about them and just want them to die. How do you stop that from happening?

>I sincerely doubt that is my fault.
Well of course you do, all true monsters operate like you. Acknowledging some guilt while shying away from the true magnitude of impact your actions have. Being able to say 'well I know it was wrong, but [I'm not responsible for X/it could've been worse if I'd X etc.]' is a necessary delusion for you to be able to face yourself in the mirror. Deep down you believe you're better than other rapists and pedophiles, that you're a good man. But you aren't. You're rotten to the core, and your casual dismissal of the role you played in your sister's mess of a life is evidence of that.

I'm in aeromatic's discord server and I love everyone in there

eh man stuff happens. Can't dwell on it forever

Still push her a bit and check if she has feelings for you. You might find a pure, qt partner for life in her

Not sure, but I deeply love them and no one else? But unfortunately I'm online randos to them so it won't work out,

Have you tried magnesium on an empty stomach? Just make sure not to fart unless you're on a toilet. A bit of castor oil makes things flow out more smoothly as well

>haha, I guess we really ruined that kid's life huh
>continues enabling rapists just a few posts later

subhuman scum

>pure qt partner for life
>talking about the little sister he raped

Do someone pay people to be retarded on this board or is it just shit with flies?

>believing non-violent "rape" is so awful it ruins your life forever and ever
this is bullshit for women who over exaggerate their problems desu

both tried, both work 1 time out of 20.
The thing is I eat very little meat, almost not at all, avoid dairy, eat a lot of veggies and fruit
Dunno what's wrong

Apparently it's not a lactose intolerance problem, worth a shot imo. Maybe has to do with some muscles in the abdominal area if not.

>losing your virginity to your big brother at 11 is no big deal

t. pedo rapist who fear the feds

Hey I am sorry for what happened to that kid and how I was spineless to not tell everyone about what they did to him. I never put my hand on the kid. I just told him not to tell anyone about it or we won't be cool. I never harassed him. I just made sure if shit ever came out, he'd say the truth and I will be left away

If his sister is into him, what's the problem? Don't have kids but else you can have a happy and fulfilling life

Stalker user here to explain myself
My ex girlfriend found out back in 2014 I think? And called me out and tried to stop me. I felt bad even though it was online. Since then she dropped it and no one has tried to stop my obsessive stalking

What's the issue if both are into each other. HE clearly states she is cool now and looks upto him.

>being this beta and spineless
the one being raped should've been you you fucking waste of oxygen

I was raped by a male relative and it still haunts me, im male though

>HE clearly states she is cool now and looks upto him.
He said neither of those actually, he said that he spoils her and that she does not have friends

What's your fucking issue. Bad shit happened to it. I never said something. I feel sorry about it and think kid had it bad.

I didn't want to involve myself with a situation like this. I was not faulty but my HS years would've ruined had it came out that out of our group, 1 raped a kid, 4 beat the kid and 3 of us including me and 2 other dudes kept quiet. You have any idea about the fallout from that kind of thing? I would have to change school, city what not and constant shit from parents

go back to your shithole country where things like this are normal

Implied she is cool as user isn't in juvenile files by now

Is an internet dweller like user and shares the fact he has no friends by emulating him. God read between the lines

>instead of taking his responsabilities he defends child rapists
yeah sure you feel sorry about it
also you'll def go a long way in life friendo

Dude you might have Crohn's disease, get urself checked

next time i will choose chad as name. I am irish. Not pajeet you fucks

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>implying that's somehow better

>doing laundry for family
>one of the conditions for living there rent-free
>dealing with mom's clothes
>find really raunchy pair of panties
>not really my mom's style, but whatever
>want to try them on because thats just the kind of fag i am
>they fit perfectly, which is odd because my mom is fuckin tiny compared to me
>remember my cousin had just stayed the night
>realize these are probably hers because she's only slightly smaller than me
>mfw my cousin, the plainest girl i know, wears really slutty panties
if i was more degenerate, i would have kept them, but i'm too paranoid about her realizing she's missing panties and suspecting me.
also damn, panties are really comfortable wtf. i might have to get some of my own.

no symptoms of it though

This is the most tame confession, thank you for not being awful

There's no winning here is there?

I know right? You directly enable and participate in one child rape conspiracy and suddenly the whole world's against ya! So unfair :(

I mean dude people are bashing you because you said yourself a child life may have been ruined because of you and your friends, and somehow you even cherish the results of the mental ilness coming from a child rape like user did.
It's not exactly uncalled for

Explain yourself. How are panties comfortable when you have a dick? Wouldn't it slip out or be tight against your skin? Sounds uncomfortable to me

Peed on the girls bathroom

On the sink

I was 12

yeah either he has a minidick or he's just larping because no way panties, especially slutty ones, are comfortable for men

>soft fabric
>tightly supports your junk
>really lightweight with nice airflow
>doesn't get unbearably hot in the summer
maybe part of it is because it gets like 110 deg F here in june and it feels good not having heavy boxers on, but it feels real nice. it doesn't slip out or be tight at all, it just kinda sits there nicely.

They are if you're a sissy slut

Yeah that's what I've always wondered as well

back to the original >>/reddit/

Well I feel sorry and i didn't enable it. We just wanted to keep the damn broken urinal story down

I got my roommate to be a trap. 100% worth it.
He is a short asian, so with the right makeup and dress, it looks pretty realistic.

how can you say that "you didn't enable it"?
I mean you could've just say "no","stop",pushed him,whatever,instead you even told others to stay back? How is that even """not enabling"""

Atleast you are talking substance. My case was different from user's. In my case, a child had his life ruined
In user's case, due to an encounter that happened when both were children, some strain exists and I think that it has just became something else

don't worry user. I spontaneously have fits of anger and I imagine pulling out a knife (the kind that have a sort of saw like blade you know?) and holding them down while sawing their limbs of. then when i stops being so pissed I even shudder at the thought of hurting them, but it helps me calm down and i feel at peace. you should embrace it user

He was 16 you retard

surely it has, it turned to mental ilness

We got there hours after the dude was done with him. We were out getting drunk with even bigger lads.

We just came back in time for damage control and I distanced myself completely form the situation. It was others who whooped him up and not me and I just kept quiet. I didn't enable shit

We don't know that. It could be that she has developed feeling for user brother and wants to stay with the known evil rather than unknown neutral