Any femanons ever got curious and fooled around with their male pets?

I had a male pet but he was a human boy
Does that couny

They sell for about $500 per insemination dose, more or less if it's a really popular and desirable stud.

women would rather have sex with their dogs than me.

feels fucking bad man

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Weren't you worried about getting caught by folks? Are you only attracted to animals? Were you able to cum from it? Greentext first knot pls

Not really, my room was in the barn.
I am mostly interested in animals, and I absolutely cum from it.

>Laying in bed
>Barn dog occasionally sleeps in my room
>Used to seeing horses/hogs breeding
>Can tell the dog is antsy and horny
>Can't sleep because he's pacing and whining
>Red tip keeps poking out
>Finally reach down and grab his sheath
>Bucks fast and starts cumming as his cock shoots out
>Lean down and suck him as he drains
>Finally let go as he settled back down into his bed

After that, it became our nightly routine.

>Boy signals to me that he wants to play by jumping and grabbing me
>Let him pull me down
>Muscles me into position, just wildly humping, trying to find his target
>Arch my back and just let nature take its course
>Cock hits home and he immediately starts fucking deeper and deeper
>Small knot slips in, starting to swell
>Grab his hips to keep him deep so he doesn't yank out
>Lay there for 20 minutes as he cums nonstop through the whole thing

Any other animals?

Pretty hot. Do you cum from knot alone or do you have to rub clit in addition? If you got a bf and things got serious, would you still do it secretly or try to see if he'd be ok with it? Or are you just not interested in a relationship with a guy ever?

No. If anything I think men are more likely to do that with their female pets

I've taken a stallion facial before, though I don't want to try taking him. I let a boar take me once... they have a 'gel plug.' They cum so much, and then the last bit of their jizz is super thick to "plug" the vagina and keep it all inside... so it stays in you until it melts and suddenly GUSHES out.

If I were to date a guy, he'd have to be active in it. I think it might be hot to watch a guy with a mare or something, but I don't want a non-zoophile or a guy that treats it like some dirty taboo fetish.

>I let a boar take me once
Greentext if you'd be so kind

How often do you do it? Do you think farm girls are pretty much guaranteed to be at least partially interested in animals if not totally? What would you do if you found out your dog also knots your mom?

>Parents are out
>No one staying in the bunk house
>Rare night confirmably alone
>Went out into the pig pen
>Pigs are curious about me, sniffing at me
>Lead one of the boars away to a little pen away from the others
>Get naked in the grass
>Have to pull him up and grope his cock to get him motivated
>MASSIVE nuts start swinging as I guide his corkscrew cock into me
>Feel those giant balls slapping me as he ruts deeper and deeper, pinning me down with his weight
>Can feel his cum just flooding me and running out
>Feel that gel plug starting to plug me up
>Let him pull out as I stumble to my feet and usher him back to his pen
>Start walking back to the house
>Get only halfway before my knees buckle
>BUCKETS of boar cum gush into the dirt as I cum all over again
>Stagger back to the house to shower

You have tasty stories. I am intrigued. As a city boy, it was always taboo for us

I do it most nights with my dog, at least oral. I wouldn't feel either way knowing my mom gets knotted. I'm pretty sure my dad has fucked the mares. it's the kind of thing that you joke about... but then there's this little knowing smile.

Isn't it messy? The dog would just drip everywhere get it all over your bed, fill you up and your leaking everywhere and into your panties for a good while. Or is that the hottest part?

Holy fuck. Do you have a throwaway or a discord? I really need to hear more of this.

I would like an invite to that discord too

Farm work is always messy. I typically shower after, but it's not like anyone is going to see some stray stains in something and immediately say "This has to be dog cum." Besides, it gets everywhere if we're collecting it professionally anyhow.

throwawaydogfriend#1670

Yeah but doesn't it bother you to have your bed covered in stains?

I don't go up into the bed. I put a towel down on the floor and stay on all fours. It all washes out if I snailtrail onto it anyway.

What's the hottest aspect for you? The knot social taboo or being dominated?

why won't you accept it?

I don't feel any social taboo, honestly. It's just how i live my life. I don't even really feel 'dominated' every time, sometimes I'm just having fun with a friend.

I think the hottest thing is just the size of the cocks and volume of the cum, just gushing and gushing. It's so forward. It's to BREED, with no egos or issues or social weirdness.

I got really hard from this thread, thank you so much

Pls post feet orignally

>you fuck men dressed as women
>women fuck actual pigs and dogs
>you get a tremendous amount of shit, people trying to get you banned, people trying to dox other fags on the off-chance it might affect you
>women get requests for stories and pics

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Can we get more greentexts

I was a fucking weird kid and would let my dog lick and sort of try to mount me when I was underage (how I discovered masturbation) in my teen years I'd do the same and sort of jerk him a bit. Obviously I was a virgin and the chance of managing to get him to penetrate was unlikely but I liked the idea. Horny teen years I guess. I promise this is not rp

Tbh I can't even get a tranny gf knowing they all want Chad like real women, at least you can get someone to desire you. It kind of depresses me that Rex Thunderknot is more desirable to women than me but oh well.
I wonder if I'll be able to find a homely gf to take care of and love before the desire to kill myself overpowers the cowardice.

Make a throwaway discord too please. gsads

>Women would rather fuck an animal than a non Chad human male
The absolute state...

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Hey, I wouldn't even fuck a Chad human male. Honestly, I'd be more likely to fuck a weirdo NEET because he'd have to be totally OK with me getting the dog involved too.

imo i couldn't deal id probably kill the fucking dog

>tfw no freaky zoo gf

It doesn't really cheer me up, femanon. I don't really judge you, I don't care, its more sadness due to my own failings.

Yeah honestly I'd be 100% okay with a gf who also fucked our dog or other animals as long as she'd be cool with me doing the same.

This
for some reason it's really hot, please do more.
I might actually break my nofap for this

You can give him a high five while taking me from both ends if you train him to get that paw up!

>tfw men aren't pets

i think he means getting to bang a bitch or a mare or whatever femanon

Oh yeah, that's cool too. I've eaten out mare before, it's a good time.

I have watched some beastiality vids and did not find a single woman going with shephard or higher. It's lame and not hot at all. Just one vid with dane, is that too much to ask.

>the actual PROVINCE of nu-Jow Forums

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How common do you think zoophilia is among women? I'd love to find a girl into zoo but ofc you can't really ask. Are there any givaways that a girl is probably a zoo?

The dane was the scariest I've had.

>Boarding a dane
>Sneak down to his kennel in the middle of the night
>Can't even get the angle right because he's so tall
>Have to painfully hike my ass up to meet him
>Grabs me with his forepaws to keep me in place.
>Wasn't planning on the knot but am getting physically overpowered and don't have a choice
>Press back to make sure it get all the way in instead of stretching me out
>Dangle there off his knot trying to keep my balance so it doesn't fall out
>He steps over me easily to make the turn
>Trying to not moan as his knot twists 180 inside me and he stands ass to ass
>Stay there over 20 minutes until finally falling and pulling the knot out
>Dog cum squirts from me like a fountain
>He licks up his mess

Well my horse bf. Farmgirl though.

does the knot hurt? seems like it would hurt to me.

I think most have experimented if they have access. Any girl who has consciously kept an intact male dog is a big sign. The other 'signal' is pawprint tattoos, especially on the hips where to a stud grabs you.

>tfw you get a boner reading this
How do I deal with this guilt and shame?

Masturbate harder than your guilt.

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NO YOURE SUPPOSED TO EAT ANIMALS NOT BREED THEM.

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Take a deep breath and remember that this has existed since the dawn of time. There is zoophilia in cave paintings. Celtic kings used to fuck mares to symbolize joining with the goddess. It's totally a thing that has always and will always happen. It's just a weird point in human history where it's being policed.

You just gave youself away, fucking larper.

it's policed because of christianity unironically. Judaic religions have a HUGE thing about not sleeping with animals, possibly because it was a very common thing among basically all other religions of the time and they wanted to differentiate themselves.

how does one go about banging farm animals if they dont live near a farm and do not own a car?

What part don't you believe?

For a man it's pretty easy to fuck animal pussy on the barn. For girls it seems a lot of work, unless you're talking about jerking them off or something. Even fucking a dog looks like it requires a decent amount of prep time and some privacy.

Imagine pretending to be a girl online that fucks animals and writing greentexts so other guys can jerk off

Also pedophilia and necrophilia have been practiced that doesn't make it a normal natural thing to do just because degraded cultures have done it in the past

Instantly replying to something you did not mention at all before.

I don't think any culture has openly practiced necrophilia user. and cultures that practiced pedophilia were pretty openly mocked and insulted even back in the day. maybe you're confused because the concept of an adult was a lot younger even a few hundred years ago. america has absurdly puritan sex laws even for the modern day.

This is Jow Forums after all, where everything is possible.

No pedophilia was openly practiced. Especially by rich slave owners who bought child sex slaves.

I was curious while I had a dog but the idea was scary to me so I never did it. I heard dogs finish very fast too so it probably wouldn't have felt very good.

Not really...Roman and Greek societies before the fall and modern/ancient Arabic and Muslim cultures as well as Weimar Germany were pedophilic cultures off the top of my head

how is that different than modern day rich people who do the same shit, and how are they representative of the norms of their society? do you think the average person in 800 AD thought the aristocracy buying/kidnapping their children and literally raping them was hunky dory and absolutely fine?

unless you think 14 years old is pedophilia

>the current state of white women

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>I heard dogs finish very fast too so it probably wouldn't have felt very good.

Not really, they don't have that much of stamina when fucking, but their penis is swelling up filling you out completely, and he stays locked inside you cumming for like 10 minutes until he's spent. The cum is very warm so you feel it inside you

>Jow Forums's userbase is 1% female
>amongst this 1% of females, there's a zoophiliac
>she's also an exact match with the stereotype: farm girl gone nasty

Holy shit, how retarded are you guys to not see through this larping?

it's been (Accidentally) scientifically proven that a swelling knot in the vagina triggers ridiculous shaking orgasms in women. considering the canine method of sex is a giant swollen knot to hold the penis in for like 20 minutes or more, women tend to have orgasms within less than a minute of sex with a doggo.

I also hear sex with a bitch is just as rediculously good; vice-tight and VERY warm, with the muscles meant to hold the knot in basically massaging your dick and holding it in. I've never done it myself mainly because if I hurt a dog I'd never be able to forgive myself, but it does sound breddy gud.

A few years ago I caught my 27 year old, aspie sister (who is fat and hairy) dangling a giant Vietnamese centipede from her vagina with string, she was swinging it up and down so it hit her in the belly. she was naked and dripping all over the floor
still not sure if that was something i am glad i saw, though i do masturbate to it sometimes

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this has to be a shitpost.

That still sounds pretty unpleasant to me. I'd rather just cuddle with a dog.
Well, I don't have my dog anymore. I think I would feel bad trying to do that with one, too. I get guilt trips after touching myself.

I kinda wanted to bang my dog once, but I had let her lick me to completion once and I felt so fucking disgusted and shameful after I never did it again. even if I had a dog outright flag me and push her junk into me I don't think I'd be able to do it.

>scientists accidentally proved dog sex is good for women

What...

The idea of sex with a person makes me uncomfortable enough as it is, so I don't think a dog would ever happen for me.

I can't find the study, but they were doing pain tests involving inflation of the vagina via inflatable balls and found that instead of causing pain, they triggered orgasms in most if not all cases.

>be me
>stay at my dad's friend's house while they play poker and watch sports
>be bored out of my mind
>play with my dad's friend's german shepherd
>he starts humping me out of nowhere
>be turned on
>he keeps at it for another 5 minutes or so
>hear footsteps
>quickly push the dog away and pretend I'm doing something else
>dad asks me if I want anything to drink
>"I-I'm fine thanks"
>tfw almost got caught

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Who was the subject?

>The idea of sex with a person makes me uncomfortable enough as it is

I felt like this too, but once you have someone you genuinely trust completely, sex is no more awkward than sitting down to watch a movie. I can just say "lets fuck" or climb on top of her and tease her and things go pretty naturally.

the dog stuff happens even more naturally cause the dog don't give a shit, but I felt like garbage after like I was taking advantage of the dogs innocence, so i stopped.

>I can't find the study, but they were doing pain tests involving inflation of the vagina via inflatable balls and found that instead of causing pain, they triggered orgasms in most if not all cases.

I could imagine the test results being skewed because only total whores would volunteer to take part

just normal woman iirc.

Who sponsors this shit?

My cock needs to know if you ever sucked off a horse

universities, they'll sponsor fucking anything

I sort of have a partner right now but I'm very uncomfortable around him still. I have to conciously raise my voice or I end up being far too quiet, and I feel awful calling him up and asking him to be with me, like I'm keeping him from more important things.

if he likes you he'll appreciate the calls, because it will reassure him that you care, especially if he is also a robot. the relationship comfort wont come until you spend every day together and start to sleep in the same bed.

I think it's mostly my fault. I'm really reserved around him still. He's very sweet, though. The way I grew up just makes me worry about being noticed or upsetting peopke.