Ask an Eastern Euro Anonette anything

Is 23 too old to date?

I never dated and I'm a virgin, how should I know?

It's not dick size.

It's pula size.

Learn the fucking difference, you filthy peasant.
Guys, I'm not romanian myself but I know some trivia about them.
Do you know what's romanian equivalent of "fuckin hell"?

Pula me.

Do you know what does it mean? It literally means "my dick".
So whenever they stub their toe, or want to say something naughty, the say "my dick". Yes, even the femoids. dutte dracu

Maybe your thoughts when it come to looks or aesthetics
I mean Im a virgin too but I prefer how some vagoos look over others

>Romania
no one likes gypsies

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I'm from Romania too, will you titty fuck me?

Oh, in that case even some 30+ guys can be pretty attractive.
Not a gypsy
Whereabouts in Romania?
>will you titty fuck me?
No

Romanians hate gipsys, too. And hungarians. They really hate hungarians. dorel cucapuciel

Another piece of trivia:
There's no letter K in romanian language. Because their language is based on latin, and there was no K in latin, Romanians don't use K at all, they use just the letter C instead. The only word with letter K that they use is "kilogram".

This is a romanian fembot, by the way.

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And another thing: everyone knows about romanian version of Stalin - Causescu. But did you know that they also had their poor man's version of Hitler? He was called Ion Andronescu, and just like hitler, he gassed jews.

You know the rules tits or gtfo roastie

Good trivia

suchim pula
aratem pisda amati

This is now a romanian fertility goddess /mini/ thread.

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that whore is disgusting

contain yourself, roastie.

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Aaaand another thing: romanians steal words.
Lemme explain. So basically, there were these people called Dacians, long time ago. And then the Romans came, and conquered them, so everyone started to speak latin. And then the Romans were gone, and the now-independent Romanians were like "wohoo, we are free, what the pula me are we going to do now"?
And they were like, "shieeet, latin language is like, difficult and shit, but we, like, forgot how to speak Dacian, so we are just going to mix latin grammar with some Polish, Russian and Bulgarian words and make our own language". That's why some romanian words sound very similar to russian or polish ones, like curva = kurwa, or what this guy said:
pisda = pizda = pussy
polish word for gypsy - cygan
romanian word for gypsy - cigan

here's your daily dose

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Mini posting is not allowed ITT :(

Another piece of trivia: Romanians have big milkers.

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romanians steal anything they lie their eyes upon

>tfw below average milkers

This is what peak romanian performance looks like.

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>Me and my dad are crazy conspiracy theorists
Which conspiracies you actually believe to be real?

>Oh, in that case even some 30+ guys can be pretty attractive.
Wow amazing, even some, let me guess, they're all movie stars on HGH, steroids, countless surgeries, and with hair transplants.

hi mini

mini is CUTE! mini is CUTEEEEE!

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"gassed" and also Ion really? not the great god king Cordou? THE MAN WHO PUT FUCKING JEWISH KIDS ON MEATHOOKS? THAT NIGGA WAS WORSE THEN FUCKING HIMMLER

Why are thick eyebrows dark haired qts so hard to find? I swear all I see these days are basic bitch blondes, some of them are dumb enough to thin their eyebrows as well.

>Flight MH370 and Flight MH17
>Pyramids being some sort of lost high-tech technologies
>Machu Picchu being an airport of spaceships
>Evolution didn't happen when it comes to humans, humans are an extraterrestrial factor (If space is actually real, of course)
>Ancient Egypt being highly involved with aliens (All the above taken into consideration)
>Black Knight
>ISIS being run by Israel

And some low-tier obvious stuff:
>NWO
>9/11

Actually, most of my knowledge about attractive 30+ men comes from illegal ukies working at my job. Also, pic related is 10/10 for me.

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>Also, pic related is 10/10 for me.
So a music celebrity on HGH steroids countless surgeries and hair transplants.

Do you even know how many illegal drugs you have to inject before you get that kind of vascularity on your arms?

>if space is actually real
Excuse me?

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>Completely ignores the first part of my post

tudsz magyarul?

eredeti

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>tudsz magyarul?
Net

you can see space and planets with your eyes and a telescope. Venus is often the brightest object in the sky after the moon

aw

What do you think about the Hungarians living over there? do you know any?

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I live 20km from Ukraine, Hungs aren't around here

>>Me and my dad are crazy conspiracy theorists

has your dad ever made the moves on you? I heard dads fucking their daughters is pretty common in Romania

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Do you study psychology?

mini will you be my wife please? Thank you in advance.

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post more rare mini pls!!

mini I want you to have my babies please and thank you.

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I'm generous today; here, have a (You).

OP, if mini is considered 10/10 how do you rate yourself out of 10?

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de unde esti? poate ne vedem la o bere

I always considered my self a 6/10 at best, 5.5/10 at worst

So it's safe to assume you are bottom feeder hideous. Yikes.

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She's virgin at age 19, it's obvious she's bottom of the barrel tier ugly.

I posted a picture of myself on Jow Forums fyi

mini is a virgin at 18, not really a good argument. Actually I dont know if she had sex since she went to uni.

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Oh okay. I approach most things like that. And I've actually thought about the go pro rocket myself. It would be cool to see some oc, but I think in the States you have to get permission from the gov. All the NASA and space x stuff looks like cgi to me. Shame.

radauti

crosslink the post then, dummy.

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What city in Romania. Be specific.

Here you go fren

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

radauti

Originally of courses

Contain your newfaggotry and do it correctly please.

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THIS IS THE THREAD HE CLAIMS TO HAVE POSTED THE TIMESTAMP IN

NO TIMESTAMP
BUT HE SAYS THAT HE ALREADY POSTED A TIMESTAMP ON Jow Forums
LOL
THE THREAD IS IDENTICAL TO THIS ONE

NOW YOU CAN STOP GIVING THIS FAGGOT ATTENTION

I look at Jupiter with my bare eyes every night. With a small telescope you can see the colors of its surface and several of its moons in orbit.

If I pay you 1000 euros will you have sex with me?

Whoops
Finland needs to be nuked

>he sees some tiny pixels on a screen
>he thinks it's planets and moons
You're so gullible mate

>Here you go fren
you need to include the board

fixed for retard

Now here you go, fren

Hope this works

That actually looks like what i would expect an eastern european woman to like. Atleast now i know youre mentally stable.

WHY WON'T YOU BE MY GF?????
I SWEAR I'LL BE ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO BE

>nose ring
D R O P P E D

pls be my gf

currently accepting gf applications at user.Jow [email protected]

Eh, I'd fuck you with a heavy heart. Depends on your body and whether it's a gym day or not.

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Would you prefer it with a condom or without?

Being rude isn't allowed, pls ;__;

esti din Iasi?

Can you explain why girls get those nose ring things? They look retarded as fuck

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Can't vouch for the majority of girls but I personally found it to fit my nihilistic memester appearance.

Anyways, I'm out

What did you expect? Surely you knew you would get these responses

>ask me anything
>barely answers any questions