Mirin General

Nah latinas are thirsty as fuck esp if you’re white. Only race thirstier would be filipinas.

You were too thirsty and escalated too fast in an inappropriate spot.

Stop reading PUA shit

dont ever try and convince me to stop bulking again

user fucking let her come over you massive autist.

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Meet up now. She could be legitimately desperate for study help, but good chance she is into you if it's so late and you know her well from class. Read her body language and take it from there

>Part of me is telling me i should block her and focus on my studying though

you fucking homo, do not do this

>be me
>browse Jow Forums
>read familar mirin story
>realize op posted story in different thread the other day

Lmao I was thinking the same thing

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Not hating. Just noticed it and thought I’d point it out
As a current DYEL, I live vicariously through good mirin stories. Happy for OP

Filipinas are almost all either gold diggers or hardcore Jehovah's Witnesses in my experience. Not worth it.

>casually posts CP that goes unnoticed

Special place in hell

>getting my haircut
>hairdresser offers a head and neck massage first
>sure, why not
>gets to my shoulders
>works her way down to my biceps
>watch her face in the mirror
>eyes go wide, look of absolute amazement on her face
>spills her spaghetti, goes back to my neck
>can't get more than a 2-3 word reply out of her for the rest of the cut
Wasn't really super into her, but it still felt nice. I'm still DYEL as fuck, too.

Chad would have his dick out, next time let her grab your junk first

Lel dat male optimism

>at work
>doing ergonomic eval where people come check your posture and recommend chairs and keyboards etc
>2 blondes are my evaluators
>1 older maybe 40s and 1 qt in her 20s
>they were feeling my elbow because I had mentioned I get some pain there
>they comment that my forearms are the most defined they've ever seen
>they start feeling my forearms saying "oh as physiotherapists we love muscles like this"

After being a skeleton my whole life felt pretty damn good.

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>he actually said "my elbow hurts" like a numale instead of shrugging those BS evals off like the nonsense they are designed for fat middle aged women who get carpal tunnel

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>be me
>walking down hallway to locker room after signing in
>wearing size L Superman shirt
>slightly tight on the chest area but idc tbqh desu
>walking toward cardio bunny 6/10
>close range, she takes headphones off
>"Oh you're superman for today?"
>remember that i usually wear superhero tshirts to gym (and change into compression shirt)
>realize I've thought about it too long and I'm now about to pass her
>"Y-yes"
>she makes a sorta positively surprised look
>i keep walking

Idk she looked like she wanted the D. Maybe that's just the tren talking

THIS

>been lifting heavy and losing a lot of fat this past year
>boss’ daughter has started flirting with me a lot more than usual
>we go to the gym together
>she lifts up her shirt and asks me if I think she’s too fat
>wants me to take her to concerts
>makes a lot of “jokes” about me sexually harassing her just to have her mom mad at me
>”lol”
>she keeps commenting on how much better I look and blushing every time I check her out at the gym
I’m not sure if I should make my move yet. I could be misreading the signs.

>going to buy another guitar
>playing a few at the store
>guy walks up and starts talking about illuminati and trump
>tells me my muscles look good
>no homo right
>manage to mutter out a y-you to
>guy was an obese black man who just got out of prison
Any way other than the intense awkwardness of the moment it felt good to know even ex junkies mire my gains

If you care about job and work directly with her, don't

If you don't care about job, and don't directly work with her, do

For you

>guy walks up and starts talking about illuminati and trump
Could you provide more details about this?

That’s the thing. I technically work for both her and her mother. I do landscaping for her mom, and housecleaning on fridays for her. She does it to pay for college. Her and her mother have treated me like family since I started working for them. I don’t want to overstep my boundaries, but I feel like if I ask her mom for permission first, it’ll look better on me.

Feels good, don't it?

>be me
>waiting in line at the bank I haven’t gone to in a while
>teller I recognize waves me over
>most chipper I’ve ever seen/heard her
>asks me what I do, if I live around the area
>spaghettis a little with amount of money
>smiling the entire time
>gives me a wink twice over the course of the convo
feels good, but undeserved. I’m still DYEL

He was muttering straight Jow Forums jargon for like fifteen minutes which threw me off because he, as previously stated, was a black man

Wtf who this

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Lol those aren’t careers go full steam ahead boyo

kek I've heard some weird shit from black people. One guy repeatedly telling me "I'mma homophobe" and I was like uhhh okey doke.

Eat a dick. I help them out while they need it. I do firefighting for a living during the summer, and work for them mixed with selling firewood for the winter. I get by.

Lol ok simple jack

>Not knowing this is how family businesses work

Its some feudal politics shit user, my family and the girls family tried to set us up in an attempt to bring each families business together.

>fat grill at work always rubbing my back and belly since losing fuck ton of weight
>wanted to get a drink after work
>sperged out and left
>thinking about asking her out tomorrow
thing is she was having an affair with my really good friend up until he had twins with another girl
I don’t want to date her, I really just wanna bust a nut.
I have a belly fetish and she has a nice pot belly
should I do it?

>fat girl at work
>at work

Don't shit where you eat, bro.

Again if you don't care about job

Even if you do and can do it discreetly. Sounds like a whale and a whore thought so not worth it to me

>Only wanted a kiss on the cheek so a non-thot
but she's not a thot when she wants to fuck you saturday?

Getting alot more mires after cutting down from 30% to 19% bodyfat.

>see girl on daily commute
>she takes the same train and shuttle as me
>she gets on the train on the opposite side of the train car and walks past rows of empty seats to sit opposite side of me, facing each other
>she pulls out some papers and pretends to read
>she flips her head to the side, pulls her to the other side and shows me her neckline
>catch her staring at me from the corners of her eye
>another day, on the shuttle, I'm sitting at the back and she walks all the way down to sit on the seats to my left with the aisle inbetween us
>she pulls out her phone and minutes later she has her phone up to her right ear as if she was on a phone call
>front camera pointing at me the whole time
>she didn't talk the whole time
>prob sneaking a photo/vid of me
It sucks since I saw her profile on a dating app and she's 3 years older and looking to date someone of her religion :(

>go on first date with a match from CMB
>during the date she asks "So what do you do on your spare time? You obviously go to the gym"
>end of the date, walking to the car and chatting
>she laughs after something I said and grabbed my bicep and squeezed
>hugged me longer than normal after saying goodbye

>at work volunteer event
>first time wearing a short sleeve t-shirt at work
>female co-worker comments on my shirt: "Look at user wearing that shirt that's too small for him and showing off his muscles"
>It's a large shirt

>new girl working front desk at the gym, also works out there
>cute blonde, short, decent ass
>talk occasionally
>notice her smiling and looking at me while I'm working out
>at water fountain filling my shaker bottle
>"oh hey user don't mind me I'll just stand like a creep behind you haha"
>invites me to go on a hike with her this weekend

Not exactly a mire but it made me feel pretty good. Happy friday boys.

depends, whats his goals? are they GPA related like medical school or just graduating with a shitty engineering degree

if professional school is his goal, than gpa and fuck no to women

if bachelors is his goal, then fuck yea to women

Mate, she wants you to ravage her in the wilds.

>damn user is so BIg
>no user is W-I-D-E
made me kek hard that was last mire i received

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>shopping at the grocery store
>passing by the refrigerated beverages near the veggies
>thicc woman in her early 30's asks me to grab the coffee in the back in the top rack
>giggles and tells me I probably get asked this often then thanks me while staring me up and down.

Goddamn it that was easiest in I've ever had and I did nothing except act polite.

>Once in awhile, hehe
>So, you from aronund here
>Cool, I'm from Jow Forums
>I'm user
>I like your outfit
>Well, I gotta run but let's meet up some time for some coffee. Put your number in my phone

It's that simple

I get mired everywhere I go. You’d think it’d be a good feel but I’m going bald and I realise in a few years I’ll be a ghost

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>I’m going bald and I realise in a few years I’ll be a ghost
Shave your head. Works for Vin Diesel, Bruce Willis.. why not you?

I dunno if it will bro, 22 years of age

You sexually assaulted her

>"Ahhhh user is that a dimple" then she literally cups my face with both hands

she wanted you to kiss her

Chad would rub her clit with a dick, ram it inside and she would tell all her friends how good you were fucking her

Got like four mires in one day.

>just walking along the beach
>pass two guys and overhear that they are talking about the gym
>as I get further away I hear "that's the size I want" and "look at how wide his back is"

Then,
>still on the same walk, sun is blasting me so decide to take off shirt
>walk past some middle aged women
>their convo goes quiet and I feel their eyes on me
>they say something about spiderman and superman, then as I get further away one of them says something, the other replies with "you wish"

>on my way back now, still shirtless
>some guys approaching me from the direction I came from
>as they get closer one of them does a double bicep and puffs his chest out
>I just smile and reply with "alright mate"

Final one,
>decide to get an ice cream
>while waiting in line notice a woman glance at me
>she turns to her friend, then her friend throws me a quick glance and smiles
>they both keep shooting glances while I wait for my ice cream

Dyel and p ugly so I'm not sure why I keep getting mired

>Tuesday, enter a tram on the way home from work
>wearing khakis, blue suede shoes, matching belt, matching socks, matching polo shirt, buffer than any guy on the tram of course
>see chubby retarded girl form my gym staring at me smiling, I pretend I did not see her
>like wtf is she doing here on the completely different part of the city
>yesterday, see her staring at me at the gym, approaches me while I was on a hamstring machine and asks me, all smiling, in English: "How much do you have left?"
> we are both croatian, in croatia
>play along, tell her "I have another set" in English
>finish my set, clean the machine from my sweat while she is standing beside me, we exchange smiles and I go about my way
>catch her throwing glances at me later

was this a mire or she's just retarded?

post body

How retarded are we talking here? Down syndrome, or just a bit thick?

>work in an office
>20 guys and about 50 chicks
>gals say to me i got the best looking butt
>mfw

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block the leech

Oba

IF YOURE NOT FIT THEN ITS NOT A MIRE

FUCK OFF

not down syndrome, does not have that face, but she is like still like 8 years old looking at her behavior.
she's a fatty too so I wouldn't, although I appreciate the potential mire

>not realising girls actually have really low standards about this sort of thing
If you put in even the bare minimum effort with your workout, girls mire you. It doesn't take much.

kek

girls don't mire him tho

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>Dyel and p ugly
you look fckn great

>"dyel"

No, your body is awesome

More like a desperate attempt to get her shit together and pin what she doesnt know onto you at a stupidly short time before the exam

"heh.. I'm superman every day, baby!"

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fuark
routine?

>be me
reddit faggot

>guy walks up and starts talking about illuminati and trump
I love these characters. I wish I knew an Eddie Bravo / Alex Jones type irl.

can you grow a beard?

U got huge shoulders bro

Squat+pulling movement + pressing movement every day

So modified SS basically?

6-7 days a week?

Top lad. Ask mom for permission.

You've posted this shit before faggot.

Do you ask girls out in person or use an app? Curious because I'm wondering if real life has a better success rate than Tinder.

>Only wanted a kiss on the cheek so a non-thot
lol she got railed by chad that very night you idiot

i bet you paid for her coffee too

Please be bait and not an incel who left the pit

god tier

Are you retarded? Invite her over. What are you waiting for, her to snap you a pic of her pussy with and arrow pointing to it and 'ur dick here' written at the end of the arrow?

yeah

I take it none of you retards ever went to college. If she has been in his class for 3 years and only text him for the first time 2 days before the final exam then you can be 99.999% certain she is not attracted to him and instead decides in the last week of term that she actually wants to pass and the best way of doing that is attracting a austistic nerd kid from her class to come help her study.

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So yeah.. block the study gains goblin and study by yourself, your degree is more important than the tiny chance of getting pussy

Dont listen to the other fucking retards and listen to these two If you are expecting to get laid it WILL NOT happen, infact its even worse, She will keep you as a ''friend'' in order to get your ass to help her whenever she needs help with other shit later on.

>day 1 nofap
>already thirsty as fuck
>go to the grocery store
>mature granny cashier tells me "here's your receipt hun"
I've been lifting for 3 months but I already made it