Tfw u're 18

tfw u're 18
want a job before college starts for funds
gets rejected as a dishwahser

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I got rejected as a cart-pusher for target. I failed the interview I guess.

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you could up your confidence by scheduling fake interviews to disparage the interviewer, like I do sometimes.

I apply for jobs I have no interest in, and wait for them to ask me dumb questions, like what my favourite book is.

>What possible relevance could my favourite novel have to this position? Are you just reading questions off a script?
>Sir, I don't think you're right for this position.
>well, yeah, I thought I was here to be a security guard, not the book of the month club

>tfw got rejected as Software Annalyst and as Quality Assurance Technician

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Applying for shitty low-end jobs is fucking disheartening, hang in there
Why the flying FUCK do they want a CV, cover letter and interview for a dish washing position? Its just washing the fucking dishes

lel learn2SQL :))))

>Apply for job after job
>No responses at all
>Finally get a response from a place I applied at
>They ask me if I'm free Tuesday or Wednesday for an interview
>Tell them I'm free Wednesday and ask if that's still okay
>They don't contact me back
>Weeks pass
>Finally get an email from them saying they filled the position weeks ago and canceled my interview without even telling me
It's enough to drive a man to drink, had he the money.

Sorry, kid, you can't work at my country club. You have to BUY MY FUCKING GAME first.

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How many people do you think applied?

if you get rejected for an interview, youre not lying enough on your resume

If where he lives is anything like where I live, between 20 and 300 for every open position.

Exactly, in which case it's a complete crapshoot who gets the position and who doesn't.

I literally got thrown out of a interview for a security guard position once, because they thought I was far too timid to be a good guard. Then I applied for a guard position at an ER. Got hired and worked for 4 years until I took an open IT support job there. Keep trying user. Just bee yourself.

>security guard

You need all kinds of qualified training for these jobs in my country, it's annoying as shit.

literally fuck any software production that isn't embedded. everything else is A I D S

Depends on the state here. Mine, they don't require anything. The hospital did require me to get certifications though after I started.

If you're having trouble why not go to a therapist and get confirmed for mental illness to collect neetbux

>Think applying one time will get you job
OP is a joblet

I thought I knew enough SQL until they asked me basic shit and I couldn't answer properly. I feel like I was too nervous and my mind was blank but I'm probably just another brainlet.

This unfortunately. Looking for basic level jobs is a matter of grinding out the numbers.

>tfw application is just sitting there unread and the position is still open

PLEASE YOU STUPID HR CUNT

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I'm pretty sure they just put up those application links to throw ICE off their trail they probably give all those jobs to Mexicans because they can pay them 3 dollars an hour under the table

bethesda does dishwashing nowadays? i guess fallout 4 really was a flop after all.

dishwasher is way too competitive, you're gonna have every retarded felon, druggie, and mexican within 100 miles applying.

Maybe you should apply as a dishwasher somehwere in the city instead of a fucking country club.

>because they thought I was far too timid to be a good guard.

Top fucking kek

>Timid as fuck NEET who lived with his mom
>Graduate university no jobs
>Zero social skills
>Go to shitty two week course to be security guard
>Some how through fucking magic land a job working as a nightclub bouncer at a fucking RnB nightclub

Now a year later I've been in over a dozen fights had more women hit on me than I can remember, seen a bunch of nigger rapper celebrities and no longer have social anxiety.

Ayyy another maryland poster

>get rejected as a wheelchair ambulance driver by 20 different places
>get accepted as an EMT within a day of applications
?????