Morning robots, how goes the search? post your progress and experiences

youre not there to get a gf, youre there to get your dicc wet for once
just dont make it obvious that you want pussy and try to act like a normalfag that listens to bullshit like post malone and watches netflix all day. worked for me and im not attractive im a turbomanlet

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But I want an original gf

Fuck off, some of us don't want to be robots anymore so we're doing what we can to get laid.

What should i do differently my homies?

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Im too insecure to post a picture of myself online.

What if someone notices me and laughs.

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I didn't as well, but my normalfag friend said I sold try it because she got a bf there and thinks it'll work for me. I kept telling her I'm too ugly for it but she wouldn't believe me, so I said I'd get it for 2 weeks and use it every day until I run out of lines just to prove her wrong. I'm so clearly I was right

I just can't.
They're all so fucking stupid and boring.

at least you have some likes

look user, youre gonna need to take steps to acquire a decent gf and tinder could be a good start for some. im trying to help you guys out because i know what its like
but personally i dont need a gf, im 19 with major depression and the idea of a relationship makes me anxious.

Maybe ask her about her day next time or you know ACTUALLY MAKE COMPREHENSIVE TEXTS

Ask her if her vagoo has the chink stink

those arent real, tinder just does that so you could pay to see who "likes" you even though its not true at all, its a jew tactic

what do i do about people who never reply at all

Guys i'm going to sign up to tinder but I have no IRL friends and hence no pics with friends. All my pics will have to be me alone or with family if I want to look even weirder. Will this work?

Should I photoshop myself into a random group photo? Everyone knows social circles are the best way for below average guys to get laid.

not true at all you can match the picture to the blur to fin out if the person has liked you quite easily

>swipe for days
>no matches
>activate "show both men and women" to compare my looks and my profile to other males
>instantly get two matches by chads

This is fucking hilarious. Maybe i should become gay.

what did i do wrong. i thought it was pretty funny

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They're probably bots or mistakes

im a 6/10 and all my pictures are selfies in my room and outside and ive managed to get some matches although ive been ghosted by all of them

Well I swipe right on everyone till I get a match. And I only get one match per 5 or so available swipes being that there's a number limit before a long cooldown. So those 40 somethin likes are bullshit. I'm not giving my money to anyone.

Well it's but like it matters. It's pretty clear that no one on tinder really likes me

Same. I had maybe 5 + matches since i'm on Tinder and only one answered all of that to tell me that she's leaving Tinder because she's getting absolutely flooded in messages.

That's the main problem of this website. Men are fucking hungry as fuck and women get pelted in messages.

i did too but i guess you coulda said "hay is for horses" instead. i often get those laugh emojis in response

I've gotten about 10 matches in 2 weeks but I personally haven't written to a single one of them. I gave my phone to a a friend and he wrote to 4 of them but wrote the most generic shit ever and it was mostly successful. I just don't understand how does any of that shit succeed.

YIKES

As a unfunny guy I would never attempt to say a joke.

Why are you so upset user i was just informing her of my wig mishap

>Be tinder
>Realise girls are extremely picky in who they like
>Create a bunch of bots that like everyone
>Even uggos like myself can get "+3" likes
>Buy tinder gold out of loneliness and desperation
>The few that weren't bots will ghost you
>No refunds

dude theres 6 billion people out there in the world, odds are a couple hundred at the very least are bound to at least want your dick. try other stuff like okcupid but keep in mind, these apps arent for dating per se, theyre more used as a way to try to be more social because you literally have nothing to lose. if youre looking for an actual gf right off the bat then i cant help you with that since i cant really acquire one myself i can only at most get a one night stand

Do non-normie grills exist on Tinder?

>paid the date jew
ya done goofed

if/when it does get you laid then thats when you can make the decision to pay for super likes and to see who likes you and whatnot. until then do not give money till you get something first

I didn't, I'm just saying how it works

idk where you are but in my area there are NEET girls who play csgo and shit most of the day. theyre just super hard to find but its worth it because you at least have things to relate to and talk about.

yes but they wont like you back

>there's 6 billion people out there meme
user, you seem to not understand that i'm completely unlovable and unattractive. no one is ever going like me and that's just the way it's going to be for the rest of my life. like i said, i made that account to prove a point, and sadly, i was right. no one in real life likes me, and no one on tinder likes me. that's never going to change

Do any robots, or I guess cyborgs, have any positive stories from tinder? I want to believe I can one day get a girl from there.

then leave this thread if you give up
some of us have a modicum of motivation left to try our luck on dating apps

Write them a decent message then. Think how many blokes they match with a day. If you send them a dog shit message like the first few I can see there then they're not gunna reply to you

you sound like a normalfag, nice dubs though

i feel like one right now for giving advice on dating but my social and financial status screams robot.

>match with a grill
>chat for a while
>seems to be going well
>about 45 minutes in ask her for her number
>she ghosts
What the fuck?

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I met a goth on there who had (she said) only joined the day before. Saw her for a few months but she had anxiety and depression and in the end her mood swings became too much to deal with so I ended it.

how did you ask

goddammit all these fuckin captchas

You wait for the girl to ask for your number fuckwit.

What retard would do that?

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Maybe I asked weird? I'm not sure

When has this ever worked for any other than Uber-chad

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The retard who doesn't get ghosted after less than an hour.

yeah you write like a fag sorry

Based on just that it doesn't seem like conversation is flowing or there's any rapport building. Asking for the number seems way too soon.

No wonder she ghosted, Christ

That was so bad... Seems like you were making small talk and then suddenly decided "fuck it, give me your phone #". That's desperation, my friend.

Fuck. How long should I wait before asking next time?

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Stop with fucking emojis and :P, you stupid faggot.

I figured roasties love emojis
;_;

It should just come natural, i don't think there's really anything to it. Try having fun and be more playful, and don't rush it. If you feel like there's nothing more to expand on what you are talking about then say "btw, i would love to call you sometime and maybe hangout". Never go full autistic like "GIVE ME YOUR PHONE #, NOW!", just casually throw it out there and see if she bites.

Does "Hi" work or do these tinder thots expect you to open with something funny or interesting? It's been a while since I used the app and I was only fucking around.

As the rules always goes, yes, it works if you're hot. If you're not hot you'll probably need more than that to get her attention

If they've filled out their profile I try to open with a question relating to it. Or even if there's the 'joke' picture that some post ask about it. Other than that, sometimes 'hi, how's it going?' is the only way to go.

I don't think "Hi" works unless she finds you attractive, in which case she'd probably reply first. You don't necessarily have to say something funny. Maybe say something like "wow you remind me of "x" celebrity" or some sort of icebreaker

Also, i wanted to add that you shouldn't throw all your eggs in one basket. Try socialising with as much girls as possible. That really did the trick for me. Sometimes you just wont click with someone regardless of how attractive they are to you.

That lady is retarded, that's funny af. Women have no sense of humor. They only laugh if they wanna fuck

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