ITT: obscure things that piss you off

You're a retarded mong and so are the people you know.

You create subfolders and put emails in them. It's not rocket science.

No they don't, they go "Hey man I don't want to fight let's just chill yeah" and then they get sucker punched by the other guy

I use the search technique too.

I've tried sub folders but I forget to file. I'm not autistic enough to keep on top of it

When my mom talks about me getting married and having kids as if it has already happened. She goes into so much detail, and its infuriating.

>Then they get all of the recognition you never did and people call you jealous if you point it out.

A smart person wouldn't try to reason with a nigger.

>When grocery shopping, and the person in front of you doesnt put the divider after their groceries
>they proceed to give you a dirty look when you reach for the divider yourself

vocals in jazz I fucking hate that shit

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Father burping out loud all the fucking time, it's not even a normal burp, just forced acid vapor from his goddamn reflux and it sounds like he's about to puke his intestines.out. I get angry just thinking about it.

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I hate the grandma's, they're so fucking pushy. They can see the line isn't going anywhere yet as soon as there's a cm of space they're trying to push in and shove all their shit on super fast. I usually ignore them but one time I turned around and glared at one and she was like "s-sorry". They're fucking insane.

Mine would pick his nose in the middle of the living room, it was disgusting. The worst was the moaning in the bathroom, he'd get out of the shower and be all like "AAAHHH" "OHHHHH" "PHEWWWWW" because he'd close the window and turn it into a sauna until he got out.

>having a really great and awesome friend but everyone else he hangs out with is a complete piece of shit and you're expected to associate with them so you stop hanging out with him
Has happened way too many times in my life.

> Seeing other people succeed in something you gave up at

when people let the whole score replay play after a score in rocket league

>When I'm IV breeding and the IV's are good in the stat's that don't matter.

>people who vocalise their yawns
Drives me up the fucking wall

tfw hearing your dad eating

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>when people call me "bro" or "senpai"
bunch of presumptious twats

I have when people over use "bruh"

your dads moaning like that in the bathroom because he's railing himself in the ass

>46271042
>"hey everyone, I'm a girl! feed me (you)'s"

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>When people shitpost about normie conspiracies on twitter

>the onions smile
>twitter leftists who end every post with sweety, cupcake, honey, princess
>repeating useless platitudes
>anime
>anime avatar fags
>tripcucks
>i have a vagina AMA: 400 replies
>ppl who say y'know in every sentence
>loud animals
can go on im annoyed by everything

>"Hip" restaurants and bars that allow dogs inside

Look I love dogs but they don't belong where I eat and drink.

If I had a nickle for every time some roastie came in with her giant Burmese mountain dog who she can't control in the slightest, I would be a very rich man

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Oh well I guess you don't belong here.

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Seeing single moms argue about the pros and cons of vaccinations is pure torture

He belongs he more than you, basedboy

When people drive slowly in the fast lane
You can see the cars backing up behind you, fucking move!
When I finally am able to pass them, I play a game called "do they look as dumb as they drive?"

kids fuck up restaurants/ bars way more than dogs do. i would much rather some cute doggo running around the place than a screeching infant throwing food everywhere and trying to talk to everyone.

Nothing like trying to doze off to the sound of the bass and piano, but then you hear what sounds like a frog that smokes 2 packs of cigarettes a day singing.

I don't like either which is why I don't typically eat at places where kids are known to congregate

Maybe thats just the way our brain programs us to talk when confronted with a violent situation. Which explains why black people talk like that all the time because they are just like that constantly.

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>Mine would pick his nose in the middle of the living room, it was disgusting. The worst was the moaning in the bathroom, he'd get out of the shower and be all like "AAAHHH" "OHHHHH" "PHEWWWWW" because he'd close the window and turn it into a sauna until he got out.
Otherwise known as dad sounds. My dad did those things, also had a tendency to step really hard. Like you could tell he was walking around because it sounded and felt like Paul Bunion was in the house.

White people didn't talk like that when we were dueling and shit back in the day.

My theory is that culture has just become so niggerfied, that a lot of us end up projecting our masculinity on to negros

Very weird phenomenon

Who the fuck plans to get in a fight?

You fucking cunts need to be kenneled.

I hate people who wear steeltoe boots in situations that dont necessitate wearing steeltoe boots.

No one said anything about planning, angry guy

Soup. Holy fuck I hate soup so much. Just thinking about being served a bowl makes me an abstract kind of mad.

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Elaborate user. Why does soup vex you so?

>usually has a small temperature window where it tastes okay
>takes too long to eat, you can only balance so much liquid in a spoon before it spills everywhere
>next to no calories but it fills you up (I guess that's good lf you're fat but I've been skelly my whole life)
>depending on how it is made the flavor of the ingredients can get massively cucked
>not satisfying to eat at all, basically just sipping some flavored water with bits in it

I don't know why, but whenever I see someone talking with their hands while at a drive thru speaker it really pisses me off

>want cereal but have no milk
>"just eat it dry dude"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
some more
>walking your dog & avoiding people because your dog is shy
>kids fucking chase you to pet em
>old cunts with their little shitter dogs try to flag you down to "socialize" the dogs then get offended when you walk the other way
>or the old fuck catches up & their little shitsmear gets up in your dog's face, causing it to let out a loud boof to get it to back off
>acts like your dog savagely assaulted her smol baby
>people who don't put their dogs on a leash

Can't you train those now?

I never know what to say when people pet or notice my dog.

People sharing fan made trailers thinking they're real when they're so obviously not on Facebook

ooo that's a good one.

Fuckin Beetlejuice 2 and that fake promo for The Rock playing Johnny Bravo

Worst offenders are trailers made for a new Harry Potter film or friends the movie. Fucking grr.

I don't either, I just sort of stand there & occasionally smile or laugh at something they say. I know it's awkward but really what do I say

the term trolling, even though I post here I hate that term and I hate how people think they can disregard you by saying you're trolling because you say something that takes them out of their comfort zone

People on the bus who talk on their cellphones

what in the fuck is wrong with you? What the fuck? Did your parents not beat you enough as a kid? No one wants to hear your shitty conversation, Karen. Fuck off.

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