Worst pain you've ever felt

well you did deserve it, next time shut the hell up and dont suck other guys dicks

Physical: got hit in the balls once.
Emotional: spent 4 months in solitary confinement (not in prison/jail)

Sidenote: I've been roofied and raped and I think that because I was so depressed/anhedonic at the time that it barely registered.

OP here
>physical
Oorchitis brought on by mumps, beware any who search for it
>emotional
Friend hanging himself

You should go back.

>physical
getting my catheter pulled out

>emotional
most of high school

>physical
Testicular torsion
>emotional
Childhood dog died

>Wifing high school girls before you even get through college

Sounds to me like you should have see this coming buddeh

what? he cheated on me. i didn't cheat on him. read again

>emotional
Tie between choosing to no longer see my father, and realizing that I am incapable of feeling emotions like nealry everyone else (stuff like I actually can't get excited or overly happy, i just want to feel what that's like)
>Physical
being hit by a drunk driver while in a crosswalk in broad daylight

>spent 4 months in solitary confinement (not in prison/jail)
>not in prison/jail

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>physical
sheepdog bit my cheek basically clean off when i was 8
>emotional
fell in love with a girl that had recently broken up with her boyfriend, she was perfect, like someone had read my mind and made her for me. Comforted her through hard times, we grew really close, she left me like 6 months ago. Recently found out she's with another guy now.

obviously you made the wrong choice at such a young age.

I'm married now and I love my wife, but my best girl friend in college, man. We had feelings for each other for years but never said anything because we were both afraid of rejection and ruining the awesome friendship. It will never happen because I'm very serious about my marriage, but sometimes I just wish I had said something.

Oh, what could have been.
For me it's not painful, but I can kinda relate to your situation

>wifeing
Nah, m8, not married, just young and stupid. The worst part is, the girl I turned down was absolutely my dream girl, and I have slowly come to realize the woman I thought I had fallen in love with never existed in the first place. The one seemed to have a genuine passion for life, and encouraged me, and the other only encourages me to do the thing that she wants me to do. If I had seen the signs of collegegirl liking me earlier, maybe things would have turned out differently, and I wouldn't hurt every day. As it is, I throw myself into heavy manual labor and lifting to stave off the inevitable dreams where every failure and bad decision of my life plays right before my eyes and I know how it turns out but am powerless to change it.

>physical
Tore my hamstring then had to walk home
>emotional
Man's best friend dying

>testicular torsion
one of my biggest fears

Please elaborate more

>physical
Wisdom tooth removal. They didn't put me to sleep.
>emotional
Got PTSD after seeing my daughter born and my wife dying.

Remote site maintenance way up the arctic, got 60.000 for it.

damn, fuck healthcare budget cuts

>Physical
Having something I ate crack my molar in half and not being able to get it pulled for five days since I was in the middle of a road trip

>Emotional
Friend unexpectedly ending it, some drama with an ex cheating on me that led me to buy a gun which was really stupid looking when I look back on it

Another guy but the annoying thing is it left me with one bollock

was it worth it?
I'd imagine you could read a lot of books and do some thinking. maybe too much thinking tho.

>Physical
toss-up between bone infection on my clavicle—my bone was practically popping out of my skin—and some kind of bowel inflammation that felt worse than appendicitis.
>emotional
basically the first part of this

>emotional
My brother died in a hit and run less than 100 feet from where I'd received a DUI just one month prior
>physical
Salmonella or I impacted molars ripped from skull before full numb

>emotional
My best friend telling me we can't be together because we live apart.
>physical
When I fell off my bike and hit my head.

Didn't have that many books, wasn't worth it.
Communicattions was through a text only satellite connection, so about one e-mail a week to my folks and about two e-mails a day with status reports.
My dad said that I looked like I had aged 10 years when I came back, .

> Emotional
Getting ghosted by a girl after 5 dates I think?
> physical
Getting a band aid the size of my upper back removed and cleaned every 3 hours from an infected surgery

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Okay.

I met my current fiance when I was 18. My childhood was decent, but I lived in a poor family, and as my mother was fighting to be classified as disabled when I became an adult I face a hard choice between going to college and getting a job to support my mother, and since I promised my father on his deathbed I would take care of her the choice was an easy one. At a halloween party I met E(fiance), and she was my first. I thought we were in love, but maybe we never were. She told me she would be happy to be a stay at home housewife, but I didn't realize she thought that meant sitting at home watching netflix, while I went to work, then came home and had to clean the house because she has an unnatural talent for making messes. Our relationship was good, though, because what she lacked in homemaking skills she made up for in enthusiasm for me (sexually, in case that wasn't clear). This was a relatively unknown thing for me at the time, partly because I am a (recovering) disgusting fatbody and partly because I am exceptionally dense at reading signals women give to me until after the fact. (1/?)

Emotional;
Slowly drifting apart from exgf and then her tearing my friend group apart and turning them all against me. Started my social anxiety, which then turned into depression.

Physical;
Nearly snapping my leg in half when jumping onto a rock that flipped in a creek. Rock flipped and sharp corner into my shin.

>physical
Drunk so much that i fucked my stomach so much that i unable to leave the toilet for a week because with every fart shit would leak and nearly dehydrated
> emotioal
Cant decide between the point where my mother tried to kill herself and i had to play caretaker because my dad didnt cared anymore and the rest of the family was to histerical to do anything or the point where i noticed that i am so emotional retarded that i dont feel anything when im with the girl i think i love its just like everything goes off and theres nothing anymore

emotional
>do voluntary year
>live on a campus with all the other volunteers (about 15)
>meet a mega qt girl
>looks like an elegant version of sasha grey
>philosophized about basically everything the minute we met
>never met someone so intelligent and funny
>I think the concept of soulmates is stupid, but it really felt like we understood each other on a deeper level
>couldn't get her out of my head
>one day gather all my courage to ask her out (first time I did this)
>she fucking says yes
>we go on a date, talk for 5 hours straight
>next date I tell her how I feel and she says she feels the same
>still no kisses because we're super awkward about anything emotional
>can't imagine a more perfect girl by now
>think about her every waking minute
>try to set up another date
>she cancells it the day before
>okay, I'll just ask her out a few days later
>declines again
>tell her to just text me when she wants to meet up
>one day go to her house to hang out with a few of her roommates
>everyone seems a to be in a bit of a panic as I arrive
>there's a bra on the couch
>a girl comes into the living room in a completely wet shirt
>a guy just walks around in boxers
>they tell me she is in her room and having a bit of an outburst because she has an existential crisis
>everyone is weirdly vague about what happened
>hear her shouting and crying in her room
>they go in to calm her

>next day send her a message, asking if everything is alright
>she says she's sorry for everything I might have witnessed last night and can't do this anymore because she's just too afraid of getting attached to me

>a few days later I'm lying in bed and try to sleep
>hear a knock on a window
>hear a door open and her voice sayig something
>a male voice replies
>hear car doors slamming and an engine starting
>can't sleep all night thinking about what might be happening
>only hear a car pull up 10 mins before work
>children shouting her name

also
physical:
>placing a 20kg dumbbell on the side of my dick

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2/?
One day, I decided to better my situation and go to college. I was going to major in Chemical Engineering, and that is where I met M(collegegirl). She was majoring in EE, and we had all of our first semester and second semester general education classes together. I had friends who were a good influence, and got me into lifting. One had been a state championship powerlifter in high school before he blew out his back, and he taught me proper form. During all of this, M and I were getting to know each other, and becoming friends studying for calculus tests and proofreading each other's english papers. She was way out of my league, so even though I pretty much immediately developed a crush on her, I figured it wouldn't matter. Hell, we would have been that couple walking around where people would have said: "either that guy has millions or a twelve inch dick, no way he would get a girl like that otherwise." When she found out I was lifting, she was happy for me. Even though she was working a full time job, plus engineering school, she made the time to come to my dorm every day at 0600 and come to the gym with me to do cardio while I lifted. I was strong, and still am, but fat.

>emotional

cowering in the corner in fear with piss running down my legs while my psychopathic father screams at me

my bipolar mother watching on and saying nothing then leaving me there afterwards

>emotional
Realising that my parents abused me as a child

>physical
Breaking my humerus bone arm wrestling. No surgery, no pain killers. Just a heavy annoying cast. feltbadman

>Emotional
Telling the girl I loved I wasn't going to sit by and continue with whatever fucked up "friendship/fwb" thing we had going on if she was going to go after other guys.

>Physical
Gout. Knee pain was so bad in the morning after waking up I used to have to grab my leg with my hands and physically straighten it out because I couldn't unbend it without the help of my arms. I've had breaks, fractures, bad longboard crashes, nothing even close.

>emotional
>tfw no gf

>physical
sinus infection

3/?
I guess I should have realized then maybe I wasn't the only one who had feelings for the other, after all, who would get up at that time when they had 40 hours of work, 18 hours of class, and dozens of hours of studying to do, just to do cardio and encourage some guy they were just friends with to lift. Still, we only got closer as the first semester went on, and we were both ecstatic to see each other in our second semester classes. After the second semester, though, the engineering disciplines kind of seperated into their own curriculum, but for that one most of a year I was happier than I had been since I ruined my first dream (I wanted to enlist in the Marines, but fucked that up on my 18th birthday by not wearing PPE when dicking around with my friends with paintball guns and getting shot in one of my eyes. No need for one eyed infantrymen.) Soon enough, finals rolled around, and I knew I wouldn't see her all that much anymore. After our calculus final, we were standing out on the sidewalk and she asked me to come home with her to her hometown. Then she kissed me.
cont.

>catheter
That's a pain unlike anything else. Maybe not the worst pain ever, but I've been to the hospital a number of different times and the feel of the catheter is what sticks with me the most

>physical
Hit the floor with my frontal bone sfter falling down being tied tightly to a chair while playing some stupid game in my chilhood
>emotional
My life is literally nothing so I don't give a shit

>being this upset about a girl you didn't even kiss

lel

The only problem was, young stupid me had promised E I wouldn't leave her for a girl I met at college, seeing as how I thought I loved her as much as anyone could love another person. I was wrong.

Every fiber of my being wanted to say yes, but I was raised to believe a man's word is all he really has in this world, and I am no oathbreaker, so I said no as gently as possible. I told her I couldn't, and we probably wouldn't see each other much, if at all, so she should try to have a nice life. Probably not as gentle as I was trying to be, but sometimes I'm terrible with words.

After that, I lost all motivation for education, and life in general. I stopped lifting, or caring, my grades tanked, and just two semesters later I was on academic suspension. I intended to wait out the forced semester off, when I got into a car accident and crushed my pelvis. That wasn't the extent of my injuries, nor the most life-threatening of them, but it was the most painful. I saw the way the paramedics saved my life (The artery that runs through your elbow was severed on my left arm, and I very nearly bled to death between that and the severely lacerated spleen) and I decided then to become a paramedic.

cont. (probs final one)

>Emotional
The girl I liked saying that she liked me even though she was just pranking me. I found out 5 min later and it broke my heart.
>Physical
Breaking my collar bone

The only problem with that plan was E. She wanted me to be an accountant, and petulantly shot down any suggestion that ran counter to what she wanted. Sex (the thing that was really keeping our relationship afloat) became infrequent, then rare, then rarer, and by now I am fairly sure I could join a monastery. At this point, we basically ignore each other while cohabiting as roomates.

The worst part of all of this: If I had said yes to M, she would only have encouraged me to follow my dreams. When I started lifting, she never said "what's the point, you weigh 300 pounds". She made me go every day, sometimes 2 a day when she was off work. She would have made me go to paramedic school, and helped me with anything she could have. Sure, it wouldn't have been a traditional life, which I thought I craved, but she didn't view me as "of use", which I have come to realize is my only value to E. She was pretty much literally the girl from the post about
>tfw you will never have a tomboy gf.
She liked to ride motorcycles, hunt, fish, and go out and about outside.

Every year about may, when I walk outside and the weather is just right, I am right back there on that sidewalk, saying the same things, but screaming at myself internally that it was a mistake.

Iktf, first year of secondary school I got what I thought was the object of my affections number. Turned out it was a couple of lads who I thought were my friends in class. Funny to look back on now, but it really hurt at the time.

So now I endure, basically only as a living proof of that speech from rocky, about how life will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently. I go to my shitty job that is hard enough to leave me tired, then I go to the gym and lift until I am exhausted, then I go home, drink a glass of bourbon, and pass out until my alarm goes off the next day.

Is your papa okay?

>Emotional
Breaking up with gf of 2 years
>Physical
Being fully awake and aware of steel pins being removed from my elbow

yeah he is now. but i didnt understand that he was depressed and suicidal when i was younger. one time i asked him what happened to his arms he told me it was from when he tried to shower our cat and it scratched him. i believed him until it clicked in my head several years later

>physical
big fat kidney stones

had to piss those motherfuckers out
the pain is real

>emotional
When gram gram died

>physical
1.2cm kidney stone misdiagnosed as passable so just kinda kept it going for several months. After surgery they left the stint in, tied a string on one end and taped it to the head of my dick and told me I can take it out after three days. The track was much longer than I expected, ended up pulling about 2 feet of string out before it got to the one foot stint.

>Emotional
Getting cheated on by my first gf
>physical
Dislocating my shoulder

>emotional
when my mom left my brother and i for an abusive spic
>physical
i was squatting over 2pl8s before i had traps to rest the bar on and the bar slipped and landed between the vertebrae on my neck. i felt like i was going to barf and pass out but i powered through 2 more reps. i couldn't work out for ~3 weeks after because i would get nauseating exertion headaches

damn i wish i could go

this is possibly the most stupid post I ever saw on here.

Emotional pain extends far beyond not getting your dick wet.

>emotional
Losing my last grandparent. She is a Saint and she made this world a better place while she was here. I love you, grandma.

>physical
Swine flu believe it or not. My joints felt like they were pulverized to dust and it felt like a bomb went off inside of my kidneys.

Emotional: when my ex fiance had lied about being pregnant so I'd stay with her and then Cheated on me and told me to kill myself and proceeded to tell everyone I knew that I beat and raped her even though she'd been physically abusing me for years and I never laid a hand on her.
Physical: being microwaved alive.

>bucccal Mucal urethroplasty +all other related things

>realising the ex that cheated multiple times changed me for the better and I've realised my life prior was me being an absolute fuckwit and I was the cause of my problems and I can change now but it's not early enough.

Catheter pain is like no other coming out fuuuuu
But pissing properly again is amazing.

I don't feel pain.

Once got bitten by a drug addict. Stung a bit

WTF is your life?
How have you been microwaved?
And wanna tell us a bit more about your wife? I'm morbidly interested

>physically
A tailbone injury which I still don't know how I even got.
>emotionally
Nothing really bad. Being put on the spot in social situations I guess. I get tunnel vision, can't concentrate on anything and it feels like my heart is going to burst out of my chest. Social anxiety is as a cunt.

Tell me more about the other girl , the good one. How is she now ? Is she happy? Did you visit her recently ? Did you plan to?

Also , sorry for you bro.

>emotional
idk prob death of a loved one
death is a big one , my folks are getting really old . i try to tell them about stuff but they wont stop drinking soda ect
>physical
i was walking backwards and fell of some steps
when i landed on my right ankel i heard a loud pop . i called for help but f a m was all outside so i crawled to a seat and waited for the pain to go down . limped for a week .

at my school everyone was telling their most pain stories the top two were
chainsaw chops off kneecap
and wife circumcises penis
this guy let his wife chop his cock to save money

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You have AIDS now

Feel for you bro.
Nice story, would like to hear more about the nice girl as well. also are you still together with E? why?

I feel genuinly sorry for you mate, it has to be a huge emotional toll on you for going through that. Positivy to you and your daughter, I wish you the best.

>physical

Hit myself in nuts with a skateboard

>emotional

After highschool my best friends since I was 7 went away for college, never came back and forgot about me

I looked her up a few months ago. From what I can tell, she is happy. No, I haven't visited her recently, nor do I plan to. Too much time has passed, and I can only imagine she'll remember the pain of me saying no more than the good times we had. Pic related was pretty much her to a T, it always brings heavy feels.

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>Physical
Got a urinary tract infection at the same time I first contracted herpes (HSV2, if you sex a lot you'll probably get it). For a couple of weeks it felt like I was peeing ghost peppers and felt like crying when I knew I had to pee soon

>Emotional
>Cute 5'2 Chinese Girlfriend drives 1 hour 30 mins to my place one evening to surprise me with food and apologize for something (that was really nothing) that happened on phone night before

>I'm blown away. God, I truly love her. She stays for a while but we end up having an argument

>It's dark and pouring rain. She storms out to her car like she does sometimes threatening to leave, waiting for me to come out to talk to her but this time I didn't.

>She drives away

>She's driving, I text her some bullshit about how she has issues and I was feeling like we might not be able to get past that. (In retrospect it Came off as if I wanted to break up with her, but that's NOT WHAT I MEANT)

>She texts me "Well you don't have to deal with it then"

>Days go by and she hasn't responded to my calls or texts. Hasn't logged online. Then a week.

>I drive to her parent's house hours away to get some answers.

>see a small dark haired Asian girl pull up in unfamiliar car with some white guy in the passenger seat.

>Sinking feeling in stomach. I confront her. She was wearing big sunglasses and had the jade necklace my girlfriend wore.

>She turns around and it's not my girlfriend but her sister who I'd never met. She tells me that her sister was in an accident and in a medically induced coma at the hospital. They didn't know how she ended up so far from home

>Turns out the night she left my place she wrapped her car around a tree. The steering column had crushed her chest causing oxygen deprivation for who knows how long before help arrived.

>A week later she passes away. Her dad blames me and doesn't want me at the funeral. I went but had to watch from a distance

Tl;dr: not sure if gf killed herself or not

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Emotional:
Hard choice desu. Watching my grandfather slowly lose to dementia. My father wasn't in my life so I really looked up to my grandpa. He is so cool but the disease has really taken a toll on him. I feel horrible for not spending enough time with him or my family in general. Family is so fucking important Bros.

Physical:
Lacrosse ball to nut. Yes direct hit to single nut.

I had a treatment for hyperhidrosis called miradry, basically they use a cuntload of anesthetic and some saline to separate your sweat glands from your fatty tissue and then they microwave cook the glands and give you a fuck load of prescription painmeds and skin creams for the next two weeks.

I got the treatment done for free since they were demoing the procedure at my local doctors and the anesthetic didn't set in at all on my left side. So after doing my right arm pit for 15 mins with only slightly uncomfortable heat I decided to sit though 15 mins of being literally cooked alive to avoid more needles since I can't stand them.

Also they didn't give me pain meds so I spent the next few weeks unable to lower my arms with tennis ball sized swelling,skin peeling and super dark bruising.

Look up miradry preceedure on YouTube to see it

This hit hard man.

I'm married and met an amazing woman who id love to spend my life with.
Yes I am having an affair if that isn't clear.

I got married too quick and realized it wasn't the right person until the rose colored glasses came off.

Hope you find some peace. And me too I guess.

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i have hyperhidrosis in my hands, feet, pits, and ass and i was thinking of getting that procedure done on my hands but i wasn't sure if it was worth the risk. thanks for sharing

>physical
My mom would beat me when i was a kid using anything she could find in sight e.g. broomsticks, slippers, high heel shoes, belts, the blunt back of a knife. One day when i was 10, she opened up my knees beating me with a belt using the buckle to strike me, because God told her that i have the devl in me. Me and her haven't spoken for years.
>emotional
My dad died in 2014. I hadn't met him yet. I was always looking forward to meeting him and finding out what the reason was for him not wanting to be involved in my life. Welp, sucker died on me before i got my chance. Now all I'm left to do is piss on his grave. Haven't decided when I'll visit his grave.

I won't. Like I said before, I am a living proof that life will beat you to your knees. Every time I start to stand up, I get knocked right back down. Honestly I don't know how many more times I can get back up at this point.

>physical
Thrombosed hemorrhoids
>emotional
>i feel pain every day because im lonely sociopath

When the barbell with 100kg dropped in my face when I was doing the bench press.

It worked amazing for me even with only one of the two recommend treatments, the people that did it were just dickheads.
I went from being unable to wear anything except black shirts and needing special sweat patches + special creams to stop sweating + clinical strength deodorant to only using the deodorant, I only sweat though when it's above 35c now.

>physical
blue balls. I thought my balls are done for and later realised what actually happened.
>emotional
being a bluepilled little boy thinking the woman I love loves me too.

>emotional
Losing my mother and father
Having my heart broken by the person I loved
>physical
Anal rape as a child
Being burned with cigarettes as a child
That time I fucked up my tailbone (preexisting issues) snowboarding

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>physical
Having my shoulder put back in place after my first dislocation. Waited in ER for 3 hours with it dislocated which I'm sure made it worse than it coulda been.
>Emotional
IDK probably breaking up with my ex

Same here. Had been walking like a goblin for 2 weeks with a testicle the size of a tennis ball before doctors finally realized my ball wasn't "just bruised".

>physical
Rough housing with my dad at age 9. He accidently twists my foot and I break 4 seperate bones. Mom thinks I'm a pussy and forces me to walk on it for 2 days until we go see the doctor.
>emotional
Realising I have very few friends from university that I actually spend time with.

>Remote site maintenance way up the arctic, got 60.000 for it.
Where the fuck do I get that job. I have no problem with solitary confinment.

>physical
Torn cartilage (and maybe other important shit) in my back. I've broken 3 bones and they don't hurt much, like 4/10 pain for the clavicles and 3/10 for the hand. I've passed out from exertion and burst blood vessels lifting and played contact sports my whole life.

That shit floored me. I passed out from pain otw to the hospital. Took 2 weeks off and wrestled the rest of the season with it. Felt like someone stabbed me with a hot knife every time I bent over and I could feel the jagged cartilage edges grinding against each other when I walked. Shit isnt dangerous just hurts like hell.

9 years later I can still feel it (no pain just weird) since it never heals right. Was prolly 9/10.

>mental
A few instances where I hurt friends I cared about. Still beat myself up over that shit.

emotional:
>meet cute German girl on CS:GO
>we sext and facetime 24/7
>play CS:GO together and talk 24/7
>we both fall for eachother
>she invites me to stay with her family in Germany, Stuttgart
>tells parents im a "foreign exchange student" from England
>she is 17, have to lie about being 20 and say im 17
>take her virginity, do lots of drugs, drive around in my rented car, fall for her more
>leave to go home for England
>about a month later she fucks someone else, told me she missed my dick
>heart broken but ended all contact with her.

Physical:
>breaking my arm when playing football

pic related: her

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Physical
When I fell on my back from a tree and got a three week bruise all over
Emotional
When I tried to test whether my mom actually loved me by pretending to run away when I was eleven (didn’t leave a note or anything just left the window open in my room and hid) and her first response was to tell my sister that if she ever saw me again to lock the door because I wasn’t part of this family anymore.

god damn son thats some heavy shit

>Emotional
Realising I'm a piece of shit person. Broke up a year ago with a girl that I'm realising was a proper wife material and will not get another chance givent the fact I'm a mentalcel. This is on par with the fact I will never lift proper numbers as I probably fucked a disc when squatting 1.5pl8
>Physical
When I almost lost a thumb when working at a machine shop during a summer job. Honourable mention sometimes I get migraines so strong I feel like shooting myself in the head

Fucking hell