/r9gay/ - #350

R9k is made for a personality type.

Gone for how long sweetie? :)
He could make one, but thanks for saying.

I would like an /o/ bf
or friend

forever, hopefully

My car is probably older than you are.

Please return to
You wouldn't make a vidya general on would you?

Feeling wanted makes me happy

Yeah, and homosexual men are the same as rosaries.
Vapid and uncaring. Selfish and willfully ignorant.

Just look how many fucking generals you made. That's how bad you want attention.

You want attention? Go to a fucking gay bar. R9k is a place for lonely souls to feel good for a while. You guys aren't lonely.

Attention whoring at its finest. Please, all of you, migrate to your fucking board

*roasties
Not rosaries. But it's fitting in a way huh

Probably, but that just means you must have good taste in cars!
What do you drive?

That's a false equivalence and you know it, therefore, go hang yourself

What is the point of these threads? are they made just to make us feel more and more alone, while also getting a constant reminder that we'll never have a bf?

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Any1 here ever watch Versailles? Is it any good?

Wasting a post to tell you to go to /LGBT/ get out

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they're made to fawn over any personalities(tm) that show up

>That's false equivalence
How so? Both my example and what you are doing equals posting content on the wrong board.

Misery loves company, it's that simple.

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Horny rn bros. Would love to smash a cute bois butt

As a newfag to this thread, does this "Nap" guy do this often, and is the orbiter thing just a joke?

i don't know about that user, it makes me feel less lonely.

God I'm craving physical contact right now

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he's not even here stop discussing him

I feel you, user
The cravings to get grindr get stronger every day but thankfully I know it would be either fruitful or unsatisfying

Are you a virgin? It's tempting but not sure I'd want it for my first time

I saw his shit in the last thread and I wanna know why there's all this talk

Do what often and what orbiter thing?
Stfu nerd.

As in shitpost like a motherfucker, and people asking to be his bf/ asking for discord

Don't hate me but no

Yes, he's unbannable because he knows dark magic. Banning him only leads to whole thread getting deleted so he's better left alone.
He did have some people asking for his discord before iirc but he always ignores them.

>Banning him only leads to whole thread getting deleted
no banning him only leads to him becoming full on smug catposter so the mods retaliate by moving the thread

How does one attain this level of shitpost?

avatarfag being an avatarfag shouldn't ever result in the thread being deleted. that's fucking retarded.

can you describe your first time? How did you decide who would top?

Because the no gf threads aren't equally as attention seeking or vapid as you think this place is despite these threads reality. We try to have meaningful conversation here, the average retard (see: you, Jow Forumscucks, and orbiters) won't let us.
Out is for being outside, videogames require staying inside for 90% of circumstances. Robots are social outcasts in some form or another, being gay doesn't prevnt that in a majority of potential instances

He's a really smart machiavellian. No idea why he's here, but he's an Avatarfag and that always makes sure everybody orbits him. He's unbannable, no one can be his friend, and he's boring because of it.

How's it different from what I just said?
I wish I knew user.
Yeah but the mods get pissed off and have to release their anger from being defeated by one nappy boi by deleting the thread.

i'm pretty stubborn myself, i know exactly why the thread gets moved if you ban someone and then they come back and act smug about it
like someone else said in another thread, it's throwing out the dog so the fleas don't bother you anymore.

Yeah but in the case of Nap it's more like beating the dog with a stick to attempt to get rid of the fleas.

Welcome to r9nap everyone

go ahead and avatarfag in every thread you don't like then, or even better get paid to avatarfag and ruin generals on boards like Jow Forums. it's absolutely retarded and shouldn't happen.

He'll get figured out eventually then everyone will get bored and stop talking about him and then more people that are new are going to come and instead of lurking moar they're going to ask what's going on and everybody is going to tell them because this isn't Jow Forums anymore, this is social media.

Oh its you. Hi you.
How ya doing?

how so? the dog still exist. it's just not where it wants to be.
if other people were getting banned because they responded to him then i would agree.

Orbiters ruin absolutely everything and I want every last one of them publicly executed ASAP

Well the mods (owner) are beating Nap (dog) by trying to ban him, and it's not getting rid of the fleas (us).

>Come home after slaving away at construction job
>Mom is drink and screaming
H-hah guess I'll just drive around for a while.

i assumed that the dog was the thread and nap was the fleas

Lurkmoar faggot. It's disgusting nobody has told you to do that yet.

This time on r/gay

-people trying to figure out whether to shut up or not about someone
-animal cruelty

It doesn't happen usually because nobody is unbannable like him. Mods just need to give up at this point.

The first time was super awkward emotionally but being the bottom physically it wasn't as bad as I'd always been told, I was sure to prepare beforehand and I found it a lot easier to physically relax with a real person than a toy, if that makes sense
I preferred being the bottom and he preferred being the top, so it was an easy decision

There are video games that take place majorly outside. So they're not mutually exclusive.

It's me.
I'm doing alright-ish. How are you doing?
I see.

How do you imagine your first time bros?

But if mom was drink
Then who was phone?

Im doing fine, thank you for asking. Im glad you're keeping well.

That's why I said in 90% of circumstances. I know about AR games or other games that require you to go outside

Oh hey it's you again.
You're a big guy, beat her up.

what is there to figure out? his posts are almost identical to each other

Yeah it's good good. What's up user?

QUICK SOMEONE KISS ME
I NEED A KISS

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Have any of you boys played Battle of Stalingrad? I just picked up a flightstick and I've been wanting this, and now that it's $17 I'm thinking of picking it up, but from what I'm reading something called TrackIR is recommended too, do I absolutely need it?

Alright fine jeez pucker up

Nothing much. Just enjoying the aftermath of Nap. He's very angry.

how is this gay? looks like a woman.

OPs picture looks like a cartoon woman

why do you guys pretend to be gay?

I'm not a very big guyfor you
I'm not an aggressive person I can't handle confrontations.
At least I got off work early but it is raining. Maybe I'll goto to a movie.

>Maybe I'll goto to a movie.

>consuming state sponsored propaganda for the cost of an hours work at your wageslave job
>by yourself nonetheless

why

i would but i get nervous when people get too close to me

Imagine all the havoc nap could wreak on Jow Forums if he wanted

Why not head on over to /v/ and ask them? I'm sure they could help you
Obvious bait is obvious

>looks like a woman
keep telling yourself that faggot

its not bait its a legit observation. they look like girls you meme fuck.

Imagine how much cooler this thread would be if you didn't talk about him

I want a BLACK bf and I want him NOW, NOW, NOW!!

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But he's right, that guy is literally a woman from that perspective. Just fap to straight porn at that point.

find nearby robo you can hang and talk with.

why black in particular?

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because ive been brainwashed by MSM and im easily influenced, hence why i act like a beta cuck online

You saying this will only cause him to be talked about more as well.

they're better at smelling socked feet

The person in the God is clearly a man, you can tell from the ass and the shoulders and the NOT HAVING ANY BREASTS, same thing for the OP dingus

Because I haven't been with a black guy yet and I want to.

Thank you, and congratulations. You get to be my queen.

You get bullied. I'm sorry. At least I know you like that kind of thing.

I'll be your black bf but I don't have a BBC

*In the gif
Just fucking kill me now thanks

I make more then 10 dollars an hour user. Some movies can be fun. Better then sitting in my car for a few hours or eating by myself.
Sounds spookier then fight desu

we already know you dont tyrone, most of ya dont

I don't need a BBC, I literally just want a normal black top.

it's just the same thing but a different flavour though
also better at not making their prescense known

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How black do I gotta be? What if I'm half? How do I know this isn't a clever ruse? Why be your bf instead of wallowing in my self hatred? So many questions user so little time