Diet

>diet
>end of day 1
>it was a struggle making it this far

Am I thin yet

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did you get any exercise?

fill up on vegetables that are high in complex carbohydrates and fiber, and low in starch

sleeping at odd hours really helped me. Try sleeping throughout the day and only having 1 or 2 meals at night. Drink lots of water and trick your body into thinking it's food by squeezing a lemon into it.

>Am I thin yet

yes you fucking idiot

>385 pounds

I can barely walk.
Any skellies want to switch with me?

If I'm thin I'll live longer in a world that sucks and I can't turn to food to make me happy. What's my motivation to lose weight?

>What's my motivation to lose weight?

glory

To play video games and watch cute anime girls, for me.
We might even live to see the actual real VR age where we finally get girlfriends.

ok..... so do what you can

extra.. er leg lifts and shit
Just do more moving than you would normally do by ~10%

increase it by another 10% every two weeks

it'll take awhile, but it'll work and you'll be able to do normal people things

You can play video games and watch cute anime girls while being obese tho

You'll be dead soon though.
Won't make it past 40.
I have to live to see the vr age.

you are twice my damn weight, brobot.

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Follow the advice of the natty king:

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>385 pounds

you're thin if you're american

How did you get this way?

I peak at 200lbs

cheeseburger cheeseburger
smothered in sauce
burrito burrito
it's so boss JUST
that feel of teeth sinking in
the SCENT of fresh
you want it user
it wants you too

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I want

Good thing i'm not 385lbs so I can eat this safely

Because food tastes good so you can't stop eating it

but I do stop eating it because it makes me feel ill if I keep eating

and it is less enjoyable due to diminishing returns.

It makes more sense to maximize enjoyment instead of quantity.

i'm going to have nachos

jelly, op?

I wonder if crying'll help lose weight.

Do you have a job? When I was in highschool we had a slightly more intense PE class which I took. I normally eat nothing when I was at school, so 1/3 is sleep, 1/3 is no eat but work, and the rest I was a fat ass. Still I was losing weight slowly. I loved playing videogames at the time too.

Then during a labourer job it was the same, no eating but more coffee and maybe one sandwich. You just need something to do, you eat because you're bored. Maybe gum would help, but something that works for sure is pacing. I could eat a lot of pizza when it's right near me, but giving myself a slice or two and having to walk across the house/kitchen to get some more doesn't seem like much, but you get full much sooner. I think that's a neat trick (ie eating like a normal person)

You can't just get liposuction or something, because those horrible pictures of extra flesh scare me. It has to be replaced with muscle, which won't be all of it of course. My current dream/goal is bear mode at best. Plastic surgery is an option though, but that takes like 2 years of proper healing. It does work.