Yo! Welcome back to General Advice with Celty3D, your number one source for OC and help across the chans.
Got a bug up your ass over something? Need an ear to listen? The whole world seems like it's collapsing down around you?
Well here I am buddy. I'm here just for you. Come try me out. The world isn't as terrible as you think it is or it seems some times.
Don't suffer in silence.
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fuck off roastie
sagoriginal
How are you doing today, buddy? What can I do for you?
How many of those pictures did you prepare?
Five or so.
>pretending to be a woman
THOSE SHOULDERS
YOU'RE GONNA LOOK BACK ON THIS ONE DAY AND CRINGE MY DUDE LOL
Oh that's pretty nice. What made you think about making a thread?
wow you are hot ;3
I'm a biological female, but you do you buddy.
I started seven years ago and never stopped.
Thanks. So what's up? How can I help you today?
So i know cutting your wrist, even vertically, has a low chance of actually killing you if you dont do it right and could potentially be painful and just make your life worse if you still live after. If you cut horiz. On the start of your wrists along that fat vein and then go down vertically like 4 inches also on both wrists, would that be enough to kill you? Please answer.
>welcome /b/ack
I know it's not real.
Many things in life feel this way. I want it to be real, but it never will be
Regardless, good on you for trying to improve some peoples moods. God bless
Hey yeah how do l make myself cry?
Seriously, one thread on one board wasn't enough? Fuck off, ho
no you ain't!
holy shit I thought the trap thing was a meme, you actually dress up like a woman? is your dad absent or just beta?
Hey can you show more lewd pictures of yourself?
You Iook cooI
Can you say...
"user, get up off that cute lazy ass of yours and go practice!"
Voice recording would be preferable, but text is fine too.
is there a happy ending for us robots?
can we still live an okay life?
The shoulders never Iie
People survive all the time. Stop trying to kill yourself and seek help so you want to live.
What isn't real dear?
Try cutting some onions.
I am a biological female.
Thanks. I worked hard on this. How is my tone?
Gimme a second, let me see if I can hook up my mic real quick.
Robots?
My shoulders are 14 inches wide, which is average for a female. Try harder.
called that shit the moment I saw it, glad you did too boss
Look closley
Theres a nip
Yep, a hormone'd man nip
So i really do just need to buy some handcuffs and find a pool with an anchor for that 100% then :/
Fug
I got a boney
What gives
have you attempted suicide? I heard trans people attempt suicide more than depressed people, something like 43%.
are you on HRT? were you sexually abused as a child?
The tone of god
I have a small benis
I cant be helped
>thread with good intentions gets posted
>fucking shat on
wew
well played bros
>I'm a biological female, but you do you buddy.
and you got broader shoulders than me? Please tell me you are just larping because otherwise I really should kill myself.
The only 100% known way to die is to live long enough.
I'm not trans, and I'm not on HRT.
Glad to hear it.
How small?
Welcome to Jow Forums.
I've got 14 inch shoulders.
You can stop pretending. You clearly just stole some images from b. Make a new r9k sign to prove it.
I know you won't cause you can't. This is now just shameless attention whoring. I look down upon you right now
Two possibilities:
>it's a female attentionwhore
>it's a trap attentionwhore
Both deserve to get equally shit on here
>larping
Hey TYF
at the very least you're dressing up like a girl my dude. no need to do that.
you can stop pretending. it's anonymous, what are you trying to prove?
Shut the fuck off, you're a trap evidenced by how fucking defensive you are. And those shoulders LMAO
Also, your thread is a thinly veiled grab for attention, you don't really care about the people here. Fuck off, man whore.
>Do not post pictures of yourself on Jow Forums.
>Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.
>All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.
Stop making rule-breaking threads
Literal cuck. Stop pretending to be my fucking boss who also seems to know whats best for me. All hail the gods among men, go die in satans flames and get put with all the furfags in hell autismo
I'm a 27 year old NEET KV. I gave up on finding a girl 4-5 years and it had been going smoothly up until now. There's a girl that started working at the gas station mini mart closest to my apartment a few months ago. She's really cute. She dresses modestly in ankle length skirts and sweaters/hoodies. Wears little to no makeup, but still has a very attractive face. She's around my age or maybe a few years younger, Pale skin, blue eyes, chestnut hair. I see her about 1-2 times a week and the past few weeks she has definitely kicked up the flirtation with me.
I'm a turbosperg so I have been just kinda brushing it off in the least cringe way possible but last night it got to a point that is not possible to ignore anymore. We were the only two people in the store and she was absolutely beaming a huge smile at me the entire time i was there. I tried to smile back and i hope it looked nice and not like a pained grimace(i dont have much practice smiling). We made some prolonged eye contact. She followed me around the store giving me suggestions on snack foods and stuff. When it came time to ring me up she spilled her spaghetti in front of me by clumsily knocking over something on the counter and getting me the wrong can of tobacco twice. She giggled and said something like "Oh I am such a mess today!" as she bagged my things and was clearly blushing and embarrassed as I wished her a good night and left.
What should be my next move? I want to pursue her but I'm afraid that when she finds out the particulars of my failed life that it will all come crashing down hard. Pic is actually really close to what she looks like but with darker hair and not as big of a forehead.
>stole some images from /b/
I'm posting these on /b/. Right now. I have threads on many boards.
I'm neither. I dislike attention.
I'm dressing up like what I am.
14 inches. If your shoulders are narrower than mine, you got almost no T in the uterus, basedboy.
No thanks.
14 centimeters with erection
How is your life a failed life? It seems like you insult yourself without cause super hard.
its kinda like (s)he has tits and really broad shoulders
kinda like a man
woah
who wudda guessd
dude, you ain't even defending yourself like you're a real woman
just stop. i'm embarrassed for you.
>I dislike attention
>>constantly makes threads to post pics of herself and mass reply to people
women are a meme
>"Women"
ahahahahah
>R9K
Ahahahahahaha
>Actually a trap
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>i dislike attention
>makes a thread with pictures of himself and namefagging
this denial of reality matches your choice to deny your gender.
>Got a bug up your ass over something?
what did you mean by that? Gay ass aids? Or is it some sort of idiom I don't know about?
I'm not doing either of those things. Mostly because I'm a biological female.
It's an idiom. Sorry.
I've been wanting to make some friends but whenever I try I fear that I'm too boring for them, how can I get better at talking or at least be a little more interesting
>How is your life a failed life?
I have been NEET for 5 years, except for the summer of 2015 when i worked a summer job for 4 short months. I have no education past high school and I have never kissed or had sex, in fact I think that these flirtatious encounters I've had with her qualify as the most "intimate" encounters I've ever had with a girl. This girl contributes more to society than i do by working at a gas station. What could i possibly offer her?
I'll be your friend, if you like. You can feel free to email me at [email protected] and we can talk as much as you like
>I'm posting these on /b/. Right now. I have threads on many boards.
Prove it. Prove it to me you fucking attention needing retard.Right R9k in big ass letters across your fucking tits. Dumbass
get ready to get fragged you incels
Have you ever thought of just getting a job and slowly working yourself up from nothing? Each year that passes trying to get a better job and do the little things that can help you take pride in yourself? Don't even think of this chick, think about what you can do to help you
Bost tiddies or btfo
Do it pussy
you don't even type like a woman!
Ok so I've been wanting to kill myself for a while, and I thought I'd do it like the Samurai did it. I bought myself a katana and a wakizashi, I got a white robe, and I wrote a death poem. Only thing I'm missing is someone to behead me after I cut open my abdomen. My ads got taken down from craigslist, and everytime I put up posters around town all I get are people asking if it's a prank or telling me not to do it. What advice would you give me? Keep looking for someone to behead me? Or do it the old fashioned way and stab myself in the heart after disemboweling myself?
>2018
>People are still falling for this trannys bait
>>/b/772202559
B T F O
BACK TO YOUR PSYCHOLOGIST OP LOLOLOLOL
/qa/ threads are not the proper channel for reports. Either use the report system and wait or contact a mod on IRC which you can find how to do in the /qa/ sticky
Thank you, that's very kind. I'm pretty anxious though so I'm not sure when I'll build up the courage to email you. Are you the same user who make the cooking thread not too long ago?
>hackerfactor
>reliable resource
Let me laugh harder.
I think you should seek medical attention.
Go to a doctor dear. You need help.
Oh hey Celty. If that's actually you and not just an impostor since you're usually on /b/.
The helmet looks really good.
I really admire what you do. The world needs more people like you.
Yeah that'll get someone to do what you want.
Wow an actual tattle tale. Do you want the mods to give you a pat on the head and a cookie for being such a good little cuck?
eat my ass rulenorm
Yes. I'm Alice. Just a cosplay today
don't forget to report this obviously rule-breaking thread guys
sys.Jow Forums.org/r9k/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=46273518
post dick pls
originaldo
Hey, you're the faggot who wanted results. I'm telling you how to get them. All you'll get making a thread there is weird /qa/ homeboarders shitposting anime at you and telling you to fuck off
This tool is really unreliable. It's a great way to pick out retards though.
This is pretty fuckin' pathetic
keep your advice to yourself incel freak
nice samefagging on different computers
Please tell me what this proves. Tell me how this dispels the possibility of this just being some fucking guy who downloaded the pictures.
Why do you lie my man? You can just say you're a tranny, you aren't the only one. Why deceive people?
love how op comes here to gain low quality attention and still gets rejected
ROFL
Why can't you guys just except cuties as they come?
No wonder you guys can't enjoy life.
I'm not deceiving anyone dear. I simply am what I am.
Didn't come here for that.
It's Jow Forums.
>Go to a doctor
Nah, he told me assisted suicide isn't legal yet, and that if it was, it'd be with a lethal injection. Apparently, cutting up people for a living doesn't really prepare one for a proper beheading. Anywhere else I can look?
Hey Celty!, I was just wondering what is your sexuality?. Also are you with anybody?
I'm curios
user, they're not actually from this board. They're just weirdos that are cross-board posting because they hate alice.
Hence calling us incels
post a picture of your vagina with a timestamp or get the fuck out
Go to a doctor. You need psychological help.
Is this the logic you use to get around screencaps proving you wrong?
right back at you tranny lmfao
The shoulder excuse is just because you're very small bodyheight, like 5'4 or something, don't kid yourself. I enjoy your threads on /b/ but please don't trash up Jow Forums with your avatarfagging and attentionwhoring, we get more than enough of that as is.
I really wanna see that suit unzipping.
i'm not the one samefagging i don't give a fuck XD
Cause it's a pathetic fucking attention grab. Probably stems from parental issues too.
Is this real?
It isn't, right?
What's with the influx of attractive females on here. I just want my old board back ffs. There's of you on here now
You keep making it more and more obvious how little you understand computers
holy fuck
can we get 200 replies in an hour?
He doesn't have a vagina, but he does have a top quality tuck, if you're into boi-cameltoe
(pic semi-related but not the attentionwhore in question)
Do you know when your next cooking thread will be? It was sweet and made me feel like I was actually cooking and having fun with someone
You don't understand mate, I need help REMOVING my head. The entire thing. Skull, brain, jaw, eyes, sniffer, the whole package. In one clean swipe preferably. I don't really care about what's inside.
> XD
Kill yourself nigger
IGNORE TRANNY POSTS
REPORT TRANNY POSTS
HIDE TRANNY POSTS
Tomorrow. I do them every Friday.
You don't understand. You need help with it.
Okay. *hides your post*