Joining the army in 2 months ama

>tfw looking at coast guard
Army canned me for some eczema I had despite having an ASVAB of 80.

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Damn I meant couldn't.

i'll do it fine op, i've been going to the gym for years.
the only three things i'm worried about is
>too many people trying to join
>mental test
and maybe some kind of school test? idk, but it'll go pretty bad for me since i'm a hs dropout

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>2011+7
>posting reskinned le trollfaces
shiggy diggy

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>dying for israel
cuck

>Want to do army rangers.
prepare to ruck your ass into oblivion or you ain't making shit.

If you do cg go guaranteed a school. Being a non rate is the biggest meme in the military

Hey man look it's you

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why did this image make me kek so hard?

I just hit my 3 years in. This place is a fucking shitshow but I cant help but love it. Probably about to re-up for 3 more years. Try to go to Korea first, everyone says it sucks but it was fun as fuck.

In america it is inevitable. Especially if you are middle class and want to move up.

I'm unironically blue eyed, blonde, and pure white

Why are you happy to support a business that promotes murder?

>someone who couldn't make it if he tryed
lmao faggot, the army lets any fucko in so long as they aren't a cripple. Hope you like being a meatshield.

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Because violence is the only thing that makes people listen anymore. You think America would have talked the Japanese out of wwII? No. They would have kept on fighting until they couldn't anymore so we had to put our foot down right on their throats. And because of it the world knows not to fuck with us.

Point taken. Mind changed. Thanks user.

Active duty 11B here, it's not worth it.

Yeah well I hope you like being a leeching NEET you actual waste of resources.

Opinion.
So what was it like there?

May be my opinion but if you have literally any other option in life forward take it instead of joining the military.

I honestly don't. Not without putting a monetary strain on my parents anyways. It'd be better to get my learning for free if I know I can.

To me it was like a vacation for a year. Yeah I had occasional Army bullshit mixed in but seeing Korea was unforgetable. The Koreans were actually great people and not American haters like I thought they would be. Its also humid as fuck.

why is it not worth it

im also considering this and i want to know

just join the air force

army is shit

That's not fair. Give an actual answer because "just because lol" isn't an actual answer. Not fair to him without hearing your thoughts on it.

Certainly will user, I'll enjoy the rights your going to die for after the government has broken you and used you up. Oh wait that's not correct, your not dying for my rights, safety or for anyone in America, but for Isreal.

Well enjoy getting picked off user.

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My eyes almost rolled out of my head. Get lost.ide say get fucked but I know that'll never happen.

AF here, I have some eczema on my arm but they still have me in

Youre going to die. Shouldve joined AF

Am Air Force but I'm switching to the Space Force so I can end the Covenant

Would you rather work in an air conditioned setting, learning skills that could actually get you a nice job once you back to civilian life, get paid to work in another country like japan, still receive them gibs like college tuition and go to community college while doing your time or just become another jarhead and die for the zog in some desert shithole?

Bitch you're going to a wasteland that's blown to shit and populated with sandniggers willing to blow themselves up and fight will busted up weapons and your posting here. I guess you are going to get fucked but not in the way you're gonna like.

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I don't want it easy though. But still,I do understand most others do. I'm just saying saying just because isn't a fair answer. Should have said what you just said outright.

Everyone dies at some point. Neat,huh?

>joining the army to go ranger
I hope you have a decent PT score. I'm currently a sgt in the army, stationed at Ft. Myer if you have any questions or anything before you go.

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Well tell me some basic stuff that I would need to know then.

It would probably help if I got a bit of basic information from you like what your MOS actually is and how good you are at PT first, user

What I can tell you is your first few months are going to suck. Go to parade rest for everyone you speak to (or attention for officers, don't be an idiot), volunteer IMMEDIATELY for everything, and don't be a shitbag. Being a private is the simplest thing in the world, be in the right place, at the right time, at the right uniform. Be 15 minutes prior to every hit time. Don't start drinking just because everyone around you does, that's a super fast way to get in trouble.

Ok well it is 31b and I think my PT score was around 230ish or 250ish.

Hey OP good luck, it will be both the worst and best time of your life.

>he's an MP
Ohhhh boy, fuck you

That's not terrible for a PT score, but to go ranger, you definitely want a 280 or above before asking you leadership about it. Just grind it out, basic will help you improve that number too.

Holy shit I cant wait to get out, only one more year.

Working in a support battalion is so fucking annoying especially with women, I should've just went combat arms so I wouldnt have to deal with that catty bullshit but I'm done.

Honestly m8, combat arms isn't much better. You can't go 10 minutes without some crusty nco screaming at you for some dumb shit. Everyone is so keyed up and ready to be fucking pissed off, it's like constantly walking on eggshells. God forbid you fuck up once, your ass is on the chopping block.

True I guess it's just a grass is always greener thing. I don't regret joining it's been fun sometimes and I've learned a ton of life skills since I was a NEET before but I'm definitely ready to move on.

It's mostly my run that's shit. It's at 16 mins or so. I'm pretty sure that's what messed the score up. I seriously have no clue how to make it better besides just keeping doing it everyday.

Because it's true. It's the irony of American "white" nationalism.

>in the medical field
>surrounded by women who mostly earned their e6+ by nepotism
fucking hate my life dude, i hate being enlisted

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Depending on your age group, 16 minutes is actually a failing score. Doing 60-120 sprints is the best way to decrease that time, honestly.

Yikes. Alright,thanks. Will keep that in mind.

They will run you to death at basic so don't worry. If youre already at a 16 min two mile before entering you're better than the majority because most get pencil whipped pt test by recruiters trying to get a badge.

don't. navy is prob best

Why not wait for Space Force and join them instead?

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Maybe OP doesnt want to spend most of his enlistment sitting his ass on a chair all day?

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