All fit men want to have sex with fatties

There’s a reason uggos put “no hookups” in their tinder bios

Fat just isn't conducive to sex or any physical activity. It's a chore to fuck them. It literally feels like the fat is pushing you out.

Another guy here who has done the same thing. My scale is different though, because I care for how tight a girl's body is and I like ass and tits, but if the face doesn't work then I would never be in a relationship with her.

I've never fucked a hambeast but some of them have been chubbier, face is usually ok but sometimes I'll take a busted face if their body is a little better.

Most of the time I just keep them around so that if I sperg out on a date with an 8/10 I can just call them up after I blow the date and still get laid.

Yes ladies, the dating threshold is higher than the sex threshold. Fat is not a special kind of unattractive, they all count.

she is so fucking retarded... and thats how you radicalise land whale feminists. Im afraid when i think about what will happen with woman in ~20 years, they have changed so much for the worse.

total moped

>australia

where the fuck do you think you are?

she's not overweight, she's obese

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A shitload of women genuinely have no clue that what this user said is true, or they know on some level and delude themselves into thinking otherwise. They think that since some dude wildly out of their league said "Eh, you'll do I guess" at some point, drunk off his ass and deciding that on that particular night a hole is a hole, that they can lock guys like that down.

Haha sounds like me. Had a list of big titty fatties id slam out but we dont want to be seen outside with them. Its obvious why its not a good look to be dating someone that cant stop eating. They are usually demons in the sack though.

i used to think banging a porker was gonna be fucking awsome until i actually smelt ones asscrack

Speak just for yourself. I know it`s unhealthy but exactly my fetish.

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the head was on point tho

i wouldn't mind that fatty sucking my dick or hitting it from the back but actually looking at the folds would make me hurl

shes gonna dump out a condom in her snatch at trap your ass.

Who is this Lard Lady?
Who is this Fat Female?
Who is this Pork Princess?
Who is this Queensize Queen?
Who is this Burger Babe?
Who is this Sugar Sweetie?
Who is this Calorie Cunt?
Who is this Large Marge?
Who is this Bulk Betty?
Who is this Twinkie Tina?
Who is this Corpulent Carol?
Who is this Massive Marriage Material?
Who is this Slam Ham?

The girl pictured is a just a cow.

However, I have done this with THICC girls, there are a couple that I demolish in the sac, get me hard as diamonds, but I would never date them because of what other people I know would say.

They are a sexual fetish, I don't want to just be going to the movies with my girlfriend or whatever and just think about how disgusted I am with them.

Pic very related.

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Oh well, more braphogs for me

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>The first and fiercest punishment ought to fall first on the traitor, second on the enemy. If I had but one bullet and I were faced by both an enemy and a traitor, I would let the traitor have it.

Fatties = enemy
Fatty fuckers = traitor

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It's half the reason we have to put up with fat bitch shit - they can get laid anyways

Absolutely haram

Its funny to see the butthurt about this considering that women will do the exact same thing to beta males except minus the sex.

It's hilarious that the author compares that guy using her for sex to gays so far in denial that they date women. That is serious delusion and a complete lack of understanding of the male sex drive. I've slept with plenty of women I never wanted to look at again let alone have my friends see them. I did it just because they made themselves convenient, like a nearby sock when you suddenly have the need to rub one out but don't want to get up and find a tissue. That's what fat chicks are, the human equivalent of a dirty sock.

hardest i've laughed reading an article in a while

>she wants kids in say no
>she breaks up
>still wants to bang
You are not a smart nigger.

>Men want to fuck many but will take seriously a few

MORE SHOCKING NEWS AT 11

hard to get pregnant when her PCOS and being too poor to afford IVF means that every attempt is failure. Plus

Why is it only fat bitches have PCOS?

PCOS puts you at a higher risk for dyslipidemias and the 'beetus.

The extra benefit is that she didn't have female-typical hormones shaping her brain, so she behaves pretty much like a guy. No women bullshit.

It's a forbidden pleasure for me.

I like big, BIG tits so sadly I often have to compromise on other features to get at them.

Such is life.

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>fat means she has access to resources
>resources mean you can spend 5min and 200kcal to impregnate her and then bail and your offspring will still have a good chance of surviving
from an evolutionary perspective fucking -reasonably healthy- fat chicks is a "why not"

>REEEEEEEEEEEE
>Fit men are ashamed of fucking fat women

AS THEY SHOULD

*blocks your path*

>I heard you refuse to date BBWs like me, mind explaining yourself you fatphobic bigot?

What do

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>dem jugs bigger than what can be found in the fruit aisle
mother of god

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>every now and again get a massive boner for soft belly girls
>have had a fwb arrangement with a fatty years ago
>struggled to stay hard
>wasn't really into it
>didn't want to be seen with her
>still want to fuck one occasionally
What does my brain mean by this?

I love fat bitches with PCOS. Higher test levels, higher sex drive, and a clit like a baby cock.

Beautiful. Best fuck toys I ever had were chubby bitches with PCOS.

You’re desperate

Nah that ain't it.

Neither of these girls are super fat. I would happily date both of them. Nice Faces, Big tits, belly doesn't extend would berry.

It means exactly what said

Lmao chunky girls should know their place, really isn't hard to understand the hierarchy of women.

all that matters is bone structure, features, and persona. fat is irrelevant throughout life, and so i'd easily date a heavy set chick.

There is no sexual health thread up, so I ask this here.

Why are women supposed to arc their back when being fucked doggystyle?

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It sets the vaginas in alignment.

I too believe in Cthulhu and that he will rise when the stars align correctly but what?

I knew I wasn't the only one
They get so mad when you say you're not looking for a relationship.

If I don't love a woman, why would I want to date her?

Sexual attraction without love gives me absolutely no reason to date a woman. It's just embarassing, esp. if gf is significantly less healthy (including mentally) than me.

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>walks past her at a moderately fast pace
pshh nothing personel kid

virgin detected. it's simply because it looks a lot hotter compared to if the girl is slumped over like a dog

>All fit men want to have sex with fatties
No.