How do I get a gf robots? I'm 6 foot even, go to parties, don't act like a shut in...

How much money is needed? I've got a six figure salary and net worth over half a million. I'm still a kissless virgin.

Why is it literally every time I ask someone who posts he has a lot of money for evidence, they always run away? You're going to do the same.

brainlet please don't post when you're out of your depth and don't even understand what you're replying to. thanks.

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most girls get wet over anyone who can comfortably buy $200 shoes. if you drive a mercedes, you can have any girl you see in a normal club.

What sort of evidence are you looking for?

i understood. you're underage or a reject.

Where are most of your assets and what documentation do you have of them or what plain evidence do you have of net worth that reflects them?

I've just come to this realization. I'm going to try lowering my standards when I go back to Uni. See if I have any luck then. I'm 0 for 10, atm

Not the guy you're answering, but he's right - you're retarded. And this is coming from someone who's happily married.

>oh oh I need to fit in!
Retarded manchild or highschooler. Fuck off, you 15-year-old.

>dress nicely
>drive nice car
>tell them about your awesome job when they ask what you do for a living
>use them for sex when they attempt to gold dig you
>they eventually dump you when they catch onto the fact you aren't going to marry them
>rinse and repeat with someone else

Why do robots pretend to have high standards in order to impress strangers? We don't care lmao

>need
where did i say you need to do anything? fitting in makes meeting people easier. le special reddit straight edge pussy can have a girlfriend too, it's just less likely.

>how do i get a job?
>try getting a degree and meet people in the industry
>WHAT! THATS STUPID! I SUCK COCK FOR A LIVING!

I'm cool with someone who isn't all the way up there; that's like upper tier. But I'm flexible.

>Make jokes
Yep
>Hug girls in my league
Not sure when it's appropriate, usually let them go for it first.
>Drunk/High
This happens occasionally
I feel like I'm just too standoffish
Also:
>Forever
That's a long ass time, mang.

Assets mostly in home and bank, with some in 401k and other investments. Here's all the proof you're going to get. Hope it satisfies you.

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I mean, I would, but its not like every other non-fat (and even some fat) women are not at least as attractive as she is. Most women are hot, and there is nothing exceptional about her

>6'2 - 6'4 is ideal
We should start one of the campaigns about height acceptance
>#GuysCanBeShawtiesToo

Brainlet you will address me as "Sir" when speaking to me.

You did not understand at all. I was asking a sincere question about an issue I actually want to understand. Why is a drug which didn't even exist for most of human existence necessary for most men to find a mate?

For some reason you took this as a slight against your personal honor which tells me you are a severely socially impaired spastic who cannot function without alcohol.

Lol. The college boy who needs to kiss ass and network for a job calls other people pussies. Absolutely hilarious.

Get fit, get your shit together, and aim for someone lower than you. The rest is pure fucking luck. Just accept that guys get fucked over and end up alone no matter how hard they try, and be happy if you don't.

Why do you think there were monks and eunuchs in the past, after all? You think they were chads?

i used to go to parties a ton and was moderately attractive but was so confused as to why all my friends were getting action and i wasnt. i realized that i thought i had game and was showing girls i was interested in them but i actually had no idea what the fuck i was doing and my 'flirting' was just talking to girls. after i finally got laid due to a stroke of luck something changed and i became much more forward and able to read sexual nuances. its likely that you are the same, girls dont think you are interested in them or they show interest in you and dont pick it up. i honestly dont know how to explain/help you out with words but try to think about how you interact with girls at the next party you go to. if yu also party with the same girls that might be a problem too

>appropriate
saying hello/bye with a hug is normal. after flirting for a while you can tell if she'd be comfortable with you touching her in general. if you have the autistism then go for verrry low class girls

>can't understand why people do certain things for fun
>tries to insult anyone
hm

Like I've made out at parties but its always just weird luck. Being in the right place at the right time. Girls have even kissed me randomly. But I can't make it happen on my own. I'm shit at reading signals but I'm pretty persistent unless I get a definite 'not interested' vibe. I just want something consistent.

Her name is michelle jenneke if anyone was wondering

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Have you tried asking some girls out for some coffee or something?

Thats the thing. I think I put off a pretty closed off kind of vibe. Like I don't mind but sometimes I feel like I don't want to get hugged. I rarely ever initiate. Maybe its autism or something.

yeah it sounds more and more like what i experienced. do you do anything with your hands while you make out? just try and touch her back/neck/hips and then tits if she seems okay with it. thatll usually be a good hint for girls to take it to the next stage and get a room

Once. Got turned down. Haven't tried in a while, because I've been bogged down with school and haven't been to too many parties. I'm not opposed to it but I have a shit radar when it come to telling if its the right time.

You gotta try more than once. Even the best scientists fail an experiment a hundred times before getting the formula correct.

Yeah, just watch out for asking girls out who are really good friends with you. Whenever you ask a girl out, assume she will most likely break contact with you and stop being friends.

Like I said, not opposed to it. However, this years been kind of shit so I've been out of the party scene so I've run into fewer women.
Do people still run into chicks at libraries and stuff? Do people even go to libraries anymore? I'd be into that.

Yeah that's the shitty part. People who I meet and have frequent contact with typically end up being my friends so then its all weird and I can't ask them out because I wasn't sure before

Then she's just just another burnt out match in the book and I gotta go back to the convenience store at 3:00 AM

Just for the first meeting, tell them they're pretty and that you want to meet somewhere. You don't even have to say that you want to go out, you can just say you want to talk to them, and then see where it goes.

I'll give it a shot. seeing it written out makes it seem a bit more clear
Danke schon

b-but one drink makes women complete babies and can't consent. FUI (fucking under the influence) is rayp