Ideal BF thread

What the actual fuck is the point of making the same thread multiple times a day? Fuck.

>likes nature
>okay with black people
>reads
>gives a shit about something
>has values
>understanding
>not degen
>cares about health
>always works towards bettering himself
>knows what nuance is

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195 cm
Muscular
Sharp jawline
Hunter eyes
Blonde hair
Blue eyes
German/Austrian
Strong willed
Dominant
Will end up making 6 figures so that I can be a stay at home mother
Well spoken
Never yells

Is non-fiction alright, m'lady?

>has a good paying job, doesnt have to be rich, Im not picky
>doesnt live w parents
>taller than me, even a little
>white, Mexican, black
>decent music taste
>no too fat, a little chub is fine
>long hair is a plus

Im so lonely I really dont care at this point

>okay with black people
Why is that requirement? Are you planning on cucking him?

Yo imma predict every list

>white

ITS OVER

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Does anyone care about musical taste?

You can be my cute black gf and we can go hiking while holding hands.

Yes i cant date someone who listens to black metal or electronic music all day

Is it the music itself, or just the fact that most people who listen to that stuff are autistic?

More the latter desu

I think it is a cute contrast considering I am short and thicc, I guess. The thought of sitting on a cute bony lanklet while he touches my squishy thighs and butt is so cute.

>real niggas
>real niggas
>real niggas
>real niggas
>real niggas
>real niggas with fat dicks
>real niggas

Basically Dan Avidan but shorter (5'4"-5'8") in terms of looks. I love guys with long, dark curly hair.
>Intelligent
>Sweet
>Doesn't want kids
>Likes anime and videogames
>Isn't muscular or obese
>Not asexual

Ideally I'd like a guy who can support me while I work from home. I have debilitating anxiety and doing so much as leaving the house quite often sends me into a panic attack.

That sounds great user, lets go

why would you want to be bullied

Physically, I like 'em tall and thin. Skelly guys are the best. Don't care about penis size, face, or income. Just want a slightly muscular, low bodyfat % belly to lick.

Personality-wise, I prefer someone introverted who likes to spend time outdoors and indoors--not an extreme shut-in. Someone who will go rock climbing or hiking with me, but also enjoys vidya and cuddling at home.

Is 6'0 tall enough?
Originally

>tall and lean
>speaks more than one language
>has interesting features
>will let me dress him up in nice outfits
>lets me lick his veins and bite him
>enjoys cutting each other

my gf is actually 5'0" and its pretty interesting how we have to make things work. she's not thicc but gained some weight recently and its nice having some ass to touch. hang in there femanon hope you find somebody soon

>has interesting features
Like what?

Yes
sounds very cute! That is quite the height difference

This is exactly me except I am not interested in dating a female"bot"

What about me? Are my standards too high?

Maybe something like eyebrows that seem invisible due to light hair, lots of freckles, marfans, heterochromea, sunken in cheeks, crooked teeth, it could be anything really it just needs to fit the person

Are you an American fembot??

>Love nature, the environment, ect
>black people can be cute. pic related is my dream relationship
>dont read as much as i should, and don't read to be smart. cheesy sci-fi shit
>strong left-wing political beliefs
>see above
>i dunno if im that understanding but u can find out easy
>dont think im degen. not into anything weird or done much sexual
>trying to care more abt health right now but its a major shortcoming
>yo yo i love self improvement
>is this 8th grade?

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Hey look, describes me perfectly. How did that happen

Oh I thought you were talking about Mad Mikkelsen cheekbones or something but nice

Not the person you are replying to, but not wanting kids can be a deal breaker for a lot of people. The dream for a lot of guys like myself is to have a family one day.

Why write it when I can just post him?

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You seem pretty chill

pls stop posting this bugman everywhere

Ian Curtis was a Chad actually.

Originafff yes

>khhv
>non-drug user
>ugly or average
>taller than 5 foot 4
>skelly
>insecure
>obsessive
>socially autistic
>friendless loser
>romantic
>low sex drive
>likes to cuddle in silence
>open to new foods
>lives near me

I don't see the appeal of it, especially if you're a robot.
>Finally get waifu
>Get married
>Life is good
>Suddenly baby
>No more sleep
>Wife no longer loves you
>You don't have a life anymore
>The only thing that matters anymore is raising the tiny human
>By the time they reach school age you have little to no control over their development
>Kid grows up
>They become a robot
>Feminists have taken over
>If male, they get fucked over
>If female they become a roastie
>Once you're old they throw you in a shitty nursing home and never visit you.
What a life.

I might fit the bill. Are you still here on this thread?

Hey hello! Well thats a nice surprise. I didnt expect anyone to reply back to me considering my very specific and odd standards. Anyway, where are you from?

Are you dummy?

I wouldn't call myself much of a robot, but personally I would want nothing more than to have kids with the woman I love. And I wouldn't raise them half-assed, I'd do my best to instill good values into them such as responsibility and independence.

The problem with modern families is they don't raise their kids properly, they just give them devices at the age of 5 and expect them to raise themselves.

You bout to get catphished.

Oh sweet. Where are you from?

Let's go
>above 5'3
>underweight
>biologically male
>not overly suicidal, won't use me as an emotional tampon
>white or asian, asian preferred
>not very sexual/doesn't watch porn
>not into anal or any shit like that
>wants to wait until marriage but not religious
>no facial hair
>decent fashion sense
>likes music
>no drugs or substance abuse
>social outcast
>likes physical contact
>loves me

"No!"

Not really a Chad, he was a normalfag for sure though. But not a Chad, he could've been though, he was tall and really handsome.

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>Strong left wing beliefs
Shot

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Hah. Good luck with that. You have no control over your children once they're in school. They'll gain 99% of their values from their peers and the brainwashed liberal teachers. They're inclined to rebel against you and it's illegal to discipline them.

I'm from socal but honestly I'd just like a female friend. Email [email protected], we can decide on a platform

i fit all these except the long hair...unless you are freakishly tall
cosmiccow#4398

why does this sound exactly like me?? Anonette, are you here?

>electronic music
that's retarded, user. it's an entire genre of music, with literally hundreds of sub genres. why reveal to everyone who close minded you are?

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Thanks fren. I've been trying to get myself to be less of a shut-in piece of shit so thats a new attribute! Do you have contact info?

Southern Arizona

Enjoy the fucking gulag, faggot

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implying you're able to fit the last part

>tfw I finally found someone that lives near me and meets my exact standards, but got friend zoned in the process
I dont know how to feel about this.

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In no particular order:

~6'0
attractive face
average weight (not obese or skeleton)
white/mixed
dark hair
pretty eyes
has money
last name doesn't sound stupid
not a NEET
treats me well but not a doormat
dominant in the bedroom
makes me laugh

I'd realistically settle for half this list but this is the ideal

Do you girls... not like fit guys? Everyone's ideal is skinny and underweight and I'm just sitting here feeling like a gorilla now.

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times have changed i reckon. there will always be a market for cut dudes but the trend now is twinky sleep-deprived skelly men. it's not that your body type is generally unattractive but it can be a bit intimidating for girls.

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I will send my discord through here

[email protected]

You are forgetting that these are fembots mostly, not stacys, they were never into super fit guys

6'4
5/10 face
average weight
75% white
brown hair
long eyelashes
50k a year
last name autistic
not a neet
will dominate you
will dominate you
autisticly funny

>hates niggers/other invaders, communists, trannies etc
>blue/green eyes
>blonde/copper hair
>wants kids
>will talk to people for me and tell cab drivers where to go when were outside and stuff so i dont have to
>wants kids
>works out
>white
>does something cool like archery or hunting or something maybe idk
>wants to live in the countryside with me and lets me have as many kids as i want

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Where around?
Origi

>loyal, protective, and a bit possessive
>monogamous
>a good amount taller than me
>blue/grey/green eyes
>light brown or blonde hair (dyed is fine as long as it looks good)
>animal lover, specifically big dogs and cats
>willing to stay up with me
>cuddler
>nice hands
>nice voice

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you'd be surprised.
friendships can become relationships.

I'm genuinely serious when I say I'd appreciate a nice femanon to chat with.

>short
>thicc (obese)
worst type. i dont get why girls dont understand that short=eat less or be a cow

>loyal, protective, and a bit possessive
yes very
>monogamous
yes very
>a good amount taller than me
Maybe not. 5'10"
>blue/grey/green eyes
Naw, brown
>light brown or blonde hair (dyed is fine as long as it looks good)
Dying is gay, black hair.
>animal lover, specifically big dogs and cats
Doggos and cats are cool.
>willing to stay up with me
Like, once in a while? Probably. But every day, or even once every few days? No, I hardly get enough sleep as is.
>cuddler
Yes very
>nice hands
Uh, they're skinny and well defined, my friend said I have "piano hands", so I guess?
>nice voice
I can't sing if that's what you're asking.

That kind of sucks though. I'm not interested in stacies. I like art hoes and girls with actual character. Sucks that this is apparently intimidating considering I really could care less about a girl's body weight save for obesity.

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Do fembots like quiet skelly guys? Not a creepy quiet but just really introverted

Not only do I fit this criteria quite well, I'm told I have a pretty good voice, too. When's our first date?

you sound like a pretty cool guy! please get some more sleep my dude

good point.
what would you figure the odds are of meeting a fembot in the wild?

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in oregon, where are you?

woah there. let's get to know each pther first.

I fit all of these, my hair is lightish brown, blue eyes. Is 6'0 enough taller?

thanks. I am pretty lonely though. I moved so I don't have friends here, and I don't like commiefornians.

want to have a nice friendly platonic friendship? (or more if *you* want)

perfect! 10/10 height

Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Here's a little bit about me:
>loyal, protective, and a bit possessive
>monogamous
>a good amount taller than me
>blue/grey/green eyes
>light brown or blonde hair (dyed is fine as long as it looks good)
>animal lover, specifically big dogs and cats
>willing to stay up with me
>cuddler
>nice hands
>nice voice

Mailed
Sorry for the late reply.

I'm in MN. Oregon is pretty cool, I've actually been out there along the coast before.

i'd hold you and kiss your bones in silence introverted skelly user.

seems to be the trend based on all their posts on this thread. take it with a pillar of salt tho.

i wouldn't take it to heart. all attractiveness is subjective. it is very possible you could come off as mate material to a girl despite not perfectly alligning with her standards. you've probably got a good start being a fit boi and all.

I made this thread but I haven't been able to chat with a femanon :(((

you guys are welcome.

hmu baby

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My hair is actually similar to your picture, normally have it a bit shorter though

Yeah, I guess so. Thanks for being kind but I've unfortunately still not had the experience of even holding a girl's hand, so I'm not exactly hopeful for the future.

oh wow, i hope you're able to make new friends soon. best of luck in cali (you'll need it)! and sure i'd love to be buddies.

you cheeky bastard lmfao. you seem fun

well it's a pretty good hairstyle for guys imo. i'm sure it looks great on you!

[email protected]

I await your email.

peter dinklage desu senpai

Im just gonna post my self and see if someone cares

>Male(Male)
>6'5 aka 193
>86kg Aka 190 lbs
>Black hair (growing it out cus fuck it i can)
>Like Animu
>Vidya doesnt do it for me as much
>Prefer to stay at home but do have friends i hang out with
>Like drinking some strong stuff (home made vodka and Congac)
>Like metal
>High pitched Voice
>steady finances (tour guide)
>hate niggers and have beaten Brown people up before
>used to be a skinhead