I love NEETs so much. they're so adorable and messy and cute I especially love group fapping with them its so unfffff~
>I love hearing/watching them cum on their figures and waifus
>grunting and moaining
>the dry/squelching sound of them rubbing their dicks
>splattering their phone screen or pillow or mousepad with a thick wad of cum
>hear/watch their yellow, thick, creamy, lumpy, semen get lobbed or dropped on a sexy piece of merch. I need that in my life again.
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>I need that in my life again.
where do I send my application form?
I dunno, drop your discord and lets talk dirty.
sof figures and cum tributes need a good tongue cleaning
thomas is that you
originally?
nope
who was he and what was he like?
lick lick lick
hmnngg
surpised this isnt a more popular topic hmm
I want to cum on an anime girl figure and have one of you fags lick it off.
Nobody is buying it, retard.
I think it would be cool to fap to fig and then trade and lick them clean swappy swap
So horny now
buying what?
dont be mean
why arent there any girls into neetboyz, it's all weird guys
Are you a trap? This question was entirely original.
yessssssssss
Yes, completely straight, as I can see from your flamboyant typing manners and obsession over NEET cum.
hell yeah homie. I love girls AND guys wooooooot
I don't really care how many cum covered figurines you lick clean, but the way you type makes you a huge faggot. kys.
>no one yet
nice
for what it's worth, i'd let you lick my cum up off of an anime figure
yeah the guy typing "kys" is reviewing me and giving me advice. hold on lemme write this down. I cant let myself forget this moment.
hoott thank you
I've gotten into stuff just because it turns other guys on
o-only if you're cute
oh i'll be cute for you alright
How cute exactly are we talking here?
well im not actually "cute" desu, just horny and kind
Well, I'd only ever fap for you if you were cute for me
lol too bad
Oh really? How do you accomplish that? ;p
mutual masturbation, or encouragement, or guiding them.
guys and girls. Girls are more fun when you tell them what to do though. I love telling girls how to masturbate till they cum
oh god more of this
you could be a little more descriptive~
i just have pictures of mouths
describing it is too hard because im horny and typing with one hand- just know that i pay close attention and know what to say in the head of the moment
I love girls who scoff when I say I'm gonna make them cum or say things like "I can never cum". Never failed with me. Not once
*heat of the moment.
nice error
well, do you wanna help me with my erection or not
nope hahahaha
why can't you just stop at adorable and messy AUUUGHHHH I HATE YOU
>AUUUGHHHH I HATE YOU
why babe
well, you've already helped me with all of these figures~
...
>hot glue
Can't just settle for being the soggy waffle?
Saw this thread got horny as fuck, fap. Refresh see it again wanna fap again you are ruining me
I fapped to this vid
it uniroically triggers me that i haven't got a little crossdressing femboy to mess around with
OP I'm a shy and ugly 26 year old. You seem friendly so here's my discord glopro#0056 . Dunno if I'll be up much longer.
>it unironically triggers me
Go back to R e d d i t
>saying go back to l e d d i t
go back to fucking middle school
hmpf leave us alone
>hear/watch their yellow, thick, creamy, lumpy, semen get lobbed or dropped on a sexy piece of merch. I need that in my life again.
>hear/watch their yellow, thick, creamy, lumpy, semen get lobbed or dropped on a
>hear/watch their yellow, thick, creamy, lumpy, semen get lobbed
>hear/watch their yellow, thick, creamy, lumpy,
>hear/watch their yellow, thick, creamy,
>hear/watch their yellow,
>yellow
the fuck
hell yeah
the fact that this happened today made the thread all the more worth it
i guess i was asking why you would say yellow
you realize thats the product of malnutrion and disease mostly?
theres nothing "cute" or "messy cute" about literal cheetos excretions in your pehdo neet LARP you know.
say that 2 my face
yellow semen is the best semen
are you oringinal male or female or female (male)?
im male male... male.
Do you have same issue as me? Consider himself as straight, but like traps and cute fembois so I guess I am BI.
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yeah but i hate the term bi; i dont hate it, i just dont identify with it.. its kind of a stupid term. Who the heck doesn't like traps and cute fembois- there's nothing unappealing about them. Unappealing traps or fembois have the same qualities I would find unappealing on anyone.
Does anyone here want a fap buddy? I'm kinda cute and I love receiving jerk off instructions. We can change roles too if you'd like. And if I like you then we can talk about other stuff too once we're done being lewd.
StardustCrusader#9381
i dont fuck with gay shit or discord but nice name bro
youre here lookin for k1ddies be honest.
youll get got one of these days you fuckin nigger
>despicable fag joblo name
fuck offf. your shit taste in anime makes you invalid.
get lost
please get lost with your piece of shit usename no one wants to add you.
>cumming on a mousepad
hahahhohoho funny ass reddit gif bro