I'm 6'3, 240 pounds, and i hit the gym

i'm 6'3, 240 pounds, and i hit the gym

tell me why i couldnt kill you with my bare hands if i wanted to?

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You're too tall and fat. Your bone structure doesn't allow for an efficient distribution of muscle. Stick to womens volleyball u faggot. Tall people are for handing me my breakfast cereals get to work

Because in reality you're actually just a 5'2", 340 lbs manlet with zero fighting expertise, a pin dick, and are mentally retarded. Oh, and you're also a cum guzzling faggot who refuses to brush his teeth because it would mean washing the taste of cock out of your mouth. Those are the reasons for why you couldn't kill me with your bare hands. Now get the fuck off my board.

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Try me faggot. Ill go super sonic on yo ass

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Kek, which is totally possible btw

>tell me why i couldnt kill you with my bare hands if i wanted to?

Firearms exist

Checked and verified. Turns out. Op=faggot

Because you've never been in a real life-or-death fight. They aren't cool. They're traumatising.

Because pepper-spray will make you wish you were dead. The better man wins, not the strongest.

I'm far faster than you. You cannot keep up to me do to your size and weight+ my experience in Track and MMA. My nails are sharp. Using my quick speeds, all it would take is a quick poke to the carotid artery to end your lanklet life.


Nothing personal.

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> (OP)
>Because pepper-spray will make you wish you were dead. The better man wins, not the strongest.
Pepper spray lol show tits or gtfo

I'm 6'5", 3?? pounds (trying to lose weight), and I was often praised for my strength in a warehouse job I had a year ago0

you'll probably win the fight, sure, but you won't do it in one piece

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>ITT: faggots who think size will automatically win them a fight

Don't let me catch you on my block, cuh

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because size/weight doesnt mean you can punch or take a punch. theres alot of technique and if youre fighting someone with good defense, footwork, speed and timing, youre getting dropped like a sack of potatoes. and your probably a low fight success, confrontation avoiding pussy.

>tell me why i couldnt kill you with my bare hands if i wanted to?
Because by the time you try to, you'll be crushed under your own weight, tall boi.

its always retards who've never actually fought that think size means everything.

this.
we're not in the medieval ages anymore.

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6'5 3 hundos isn't even in realistic fighting range. That's like a fat kareem abdul jabar, don't let the ladies trick u into getting permanently disabled big guy

Yeah cuz ppl typically shoot ppl in a day to day street fight. Id rather take an ass beating than kill a man over some trivial street fight issue. Not worth my life you pussy

>muh size and lift heavy things.
>muh speed and ninja skills.
>muh technique and expensive YMCA marshul art classes.
>Muh I own a gun I hardly carry never drill with and definitely am not prepared to fire in anger at another man.

Either by nature or nurture some people just have murder in their hearts. I've been around and seen lots of men who have everything going for them on paper get destroyed by a man who shouldn't have won but just has a mental edge that makes violence look thoughtless fluid and easy. It's like comparing someone self-conciously manually walking to the graceful stride of a dancer.

Are you guys for real or have no idea how much weight is put into effect into an actual fist fight? in a fight with 2 people that are equally trained the one with the most weight will obviously win, now if you put a lardass and turbomanlet yeah it'll probably be close but still how much a fighter weights its really fucking important in a fight.

>he'd rather lose an internet argument than kill a man
ha get wrecked

Size does play a factor, but fight iq, speed and downright agression/killer instinct win fights. like the post above, some just have warrior in their hearts

>Are you guys for real or have no idea how much weight is put into effect into an actual fist fight?
>implying I'm a subhuman monkey nigger that gets into fist fights
>inb4 hurr durr what about someone attacking you

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cuz i carry a gun you fucking retard. my 9 mm hollow points would blast your smol pussy AND you smol brain

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how tf do u think Ted Cruz still lives? Speed>strength 100/100 times niggers

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Because im 5'10 360 pounds black and ive been using the same pair of shoes for threw yeara try me fucker ill go ape on you in seconds and even if you kick my ass its a hate crime

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Because guys are not supposed to beat girls.

same user....not to mention my skills with a katana.

I would teleport behind u so fucking fats...nothing personnel, though....

>juts self defens...

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>. Id rather take an ass beating than kill a man
found the weak nigger whomst wont plant his seed into a female ever...heh...

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Because I'm not afraid to unload on a fat fuck in a self defense situation. Just give me one reason you giant, fat tard.

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missing the point real hard

>he fell for the 556/223 meme

Lol, have fun getting raped in the coming race war, nigger

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Fatty if you dont have any fighting knowledge or experience even after years without training id just run laps around you

Because I'm bigger and stronger than you. I would just pick you up over my shoulder and throw you out the window.

Were not saying the punches wont hurt, but that guy killing me with his hands just cause he weights more than me is a stretch

you can kiss your female privilege goodbye.
#equalrights

Because your a lying fatass who hasent left his room or seen his penis in about 4 years

because you browse r9k and i womp niggas who are 5'10 and weigh 190

>implying your point matters in this day and age

>never been in a real fight

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Bunch of tough robots on this board, what happened to the niggers shoot ppl cuz they are afraid narrative? Ain't no men on this board

Itt
>hurr durr, I have a gun so I win all situations
Get real kids, there's not a boy here to even get in a real fight let alone take a mans life

>I fight people im a man
You're a nigger lol. But let's be honest you never have gotten in a fight which makes it even more pathetic you fantasize about it.

>Ain't no men on this board
faggot, trillions of gallons of seed have been spilled to cartoon women, as a direct result of this board.

Tell me, anatomist? Is it men or women who shoot seed from their dicks?

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Jesus christ this board is suicide

Lots of women cumming to frogs here, good luck boyos. The edge is as real as the self denial here

I've only fought 7 times in my life, most of which were dudes 6'+ feet tallfags who were way over confident but not even a minute later bawling their fucking eyes out crying "why did you do this bro chill bro i was only fucking joking"


>5'8 btw

Nigger what can the guy with more weight/size do if he cant even touch me? You think being a smaller guy I'd be retarded enough to let him grab me? That's what you big guys do. Your size allows me to see every fucking obvious move you make. In any street fight you are my bitch. If you have no weapon I will completely anal rape you and you cant do shit.

6 footers are easy pickin. Good job. Same for any guys in the super heavyweight category, sluggish and incredibly slow. The strength doesn't translate

Your fat ass won't be able to catch me lmao.
>parkourist for 4 years
>do rallycross and drift compitions
>did a bit of mma but kinda out of it
>rely on kinetic recycling to win fights.

Even if you beat me up I can take your ass to court. You'll be my bitch for life. I got lawyers breh

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because I carry a glock?

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if you're fronting while unarmed and they pull a gun, who's gonna blink first?

Nigga you couldn't kill me cause I got a nine

5'7, 452 pounds here.

tell me how I couldnt just take my fat lard ass and sit ontop of your lanky frail shit body and watch you suffocate as you plead for help

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Cuz I have a gun

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>parkourist
>tries to flip over fence but gets paralyzed
LOL. youre no match for me.

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>Yeah cuz ppl typically shoot ppl in a day to day street fight
This post just confirms most of you fags haven't seen much of the world outside of your upper middle class suburban neighborhoods.

Quick and high addrenaline type, I can literally go gear second.

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Because I'd bust your kneecaps and torture you to death if you tried.

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because i am also a big guy who hits the gym. added bonus in that i know how to wrestle.

choke me daddy

lanigiro

Because you probably throw haymakers and don't know what a jab or pivot is.

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laws n shit retard :^)

I'm almost 120 lbs and 5'8, you probably could.
But so could most average people, I'm considered very weak.

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This is Murica homeboi u gon get a cap in yo ass

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Him after hitting the gym for the first time in 3 years

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It's actually one of my dreams for a guy like you to challenge me to a fight in the street. Bonus points if they've got a Stacey girlfriend to witness his emasculation. I'll win because I'm faster, more powerful and probably even stronger than you white boi, despite the weight disadvantage.
My superior genetics will never, ever allow me to lose to a white boi.