Thing's I've learned about heterosexual female desire from decades of reading

Thing's I've learned about heterosexual female desire from decades of reading

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Women only love men with CROOKED SMILES, a man who smiles with his mouth in a straight line might as well be dead

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And that's only the stats for the women who ADMIT it.

most women can't distinguish between the feeling of "love" and what happens when a young male has floppy hair that falls over his eyes

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men are most attractive when they have a MINOR cosmetic flaw such as a scar

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a woman can forgive a man for anything except having freckles, a weak chin, or being shorter than her

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99% of women want to have sex with a man who embodies the fox version of Robin Hood ala his accent, swagger, general build, demeanor

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sometimes women love a man when he's a LITTLE sweaty or a LITTLE sleazy

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whenever possible, a man should have a cruel mouth particularly if he has blue eyes.

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when he can hurt you, and/or if he hurts other people, but makes an exception for the girl in particular

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don't shave at all, most women like men with a little hair. especially out back.

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Out back? You mean the ass?

yep. you'd be surprised. there's a lot more too.

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Stop it, I'm not ready for this blackpill overdose

I think this is actually true, I noticed that I got significant more "likes" on OKC when I switched my profile pic to a crooked smile one.

give example plz. I'm having trouble visualizing a crooked smile

What the fuck us this thread on about. Delusional retarded faggots only posting pictures of hot girls while typing some low iq line to cope with their insecurities. Go away from my board and stop spamming this garbage.

fine, but you're the one who's gonna have a hairless asscrack while the rest of us are going to have the objectively better and more aesthetically pleasing unshaven crack.

>example plz. I'm having trouble visualizing a crooked smile

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continue, this is interesting. over the years ive realized how primitive women really are. Also, post a crooked smile because im having trouble picturing it as well. ALSO, about robin hood fox, think dicaprio in the titanic. this pills hard to swallow

so it's just smiling with one half of your mouth and leaving the other half neutral?

no, wtf this isnt a crooked smile

Go on then anonymous user.

guess I'll keep it going with how the male body is viewed in general. don't have "sissy hands", frail hands and wrists are viewed as being too similar to the female body.

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i have a disgusting weak chin and am khv. thank my mother for feeding me fast food/frozen shit ONCEa day for my whole life. thats right, i only got to eat once a day

women don't nessecisarily want to see the buffest Jow Forums guy in the world, most just want to see the average man. think a construction worker.

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continue, sir black (pill) knight

re: the body hair. women are really primitive, just like the other user said. any and all body hair is perfectly fine, and if you are lacking in one area just shave it down a couple of times. it will grow back fuller.

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>gotta get them hand gains now
maybe not though, I've been told that I have hands like a farmer. Big, lightly scarred, and callused

take a step back and imagine a world where women weren't selective with who they breed with

farmer hands, worker hands, all the same type of thing. ruff yet gentle.

women are selective, just not as much so as many anons suggest.

>ruff yet gentle.
how does that work?

just like stubble, on the face or ass.

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Fucking beautiful desu tragic I live in this universe

Yes it is stupid. If not give your example