/britfeel/

that doesnt sound very healthy to me
going 2 days whole days without eating is a bit mad init lad?

got a maccies brekky. This toffee latte is a bit gash but also it's kind of nice

i wish a boy would peep up my skirt and *SNAP* my knickers
fucking ungrateful roasties REEEEeeeeee

any of you lads listen to the radio, just bought a radio alarm clock, want something to listen to the news on, what station is best for early morning news?

I heard the best station is /britfeel/ radio

>, what station is best for early morning news?
LBC radio

is this a meme lad, got no problem listening to farage and the lads talk about getting them out as long as it gives me world news

They to talk shows about the news and the news also debates and shieet

I'll give it a listen lad

What are some things that sound like compliments but are actually insults?

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you know normally I don't like ripped jeans on short guys but on you it's looks good

Buy Guns fag here again just want to try this one last time here with an image and hoping it succeeds lads as hardly any brits go on Jow Forums if it doesn't I won't post this again personally.

>Purpose of this post
To Promote the Discussion of and Encouragement of legally owning firearms in the UK

>What type of shooting will I like and where should I look?
pastebin.com/T4p915y1

>How to Obtain a Firearm
pastebin.com/8B7rQZQc

>Additional Information (Reasons to own a firearm and how long it'll take your local police to grant your certificate etc):
pastebin.com/KDz0tjSg

>FAQs
>What guns can I own with my FAC or SGC license?
pastebin.com/CntgEC8r

>I suffer from/used to suffer from X will this affect my application?
pastebin.com/kwCc2jX7

>Where is the Pastebin for the OP?
pastebin.com/FeztYgzY

>Other Topics
Increasing the community's size is the most important thing to focus on.
>Good shooting resources?
Youtube is one of your best friends here.
youtube.com/user/EnglishShooting (government got to him)
youtube.com/user/srspower

>Anything else?
What Guns have you bought recently /Britfeel/
Spoken to anyone and turned them on to shooting

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listening to it online now, seems good, just mentioned weed and said they'll be talking about the positives and negatives which is good cause most outlets are just praising it as a wonder drug

bit gay m8

nah lad, not a bent

James O'Brian is a twat tho

sound bent

nah lad it's what a girl said to me last weekend

for me, it's hydration

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I spend all my time physically alone and hate most of my immediate family I feel like I'm going to eventually go insane.

How do I fix this

ok whatever u say m8

Thing is lad I just have a ludicrous amount of podcasts and pick whichever suits the mood as most stations where I live may have decent hosts but other than some of the BBC stations none of them debate anything those that do you realise that you might as well have just read the guardian
>t. Harry Crane
>I'm a giver not receiver I'm not a faggot
Patrician taste.

Make frens
>inb4 how?
I dunno ats why am here

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lol same
roped me into their business plans, getting me to put in money (i got a place to stay out of it at least) and its looking like its going to shit desu. i dont really care anymore, i just want it to hurry up and be over so i can get back to the neet life.

tfw woke up at a normal time for the first time in months
tfw too depressed and miserable to go to party I am invited to

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>Booo woo am too meme depressed to go partying

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I know it sounds normie af desu but you dont know me
Fuck it
Fuck you

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Just go to the party lad, who knows you might get your end away

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>Gets invited by other weeb losers to go "partying" ie watching anime shows

kys

my friends dont watch anime but whatever m8

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i was working out for a while and i got a bit of muscle
but then i stopped and lost some muscle now my wanking arm is bigger than my other arm
hw2fix

>you dont know meFuck it
I do Mr.Gay Clubber

Swap wanking hand

>I wish I was self-assured like you, user. You know what you like. You like to stay inside and make your little songs, and you don't care what anyone thinks of that

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Everyone knows me Baka deSu

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Lads just consumed a cup of tea wtf roflmaooooo

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!
big

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yeah mate your life trying to motivate yourself to go partying sounds so unbearable mate

He wants you to think he's a normie.

Nobody invited him to a party.

if it's true he's a fucking loser for pretending to be depressed like a turbo normie
if it's bullshit he's a fucking loser for lying about it
unlucky for him I guess

Its a friends birthday. Does not make me no normie

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You're absolutely correct. No normies over the age of 18 invite people to 'birthday parties' lol, imagine the social embarrassment.

>cares about being seen as a normie
youtube.com/watch?v=7H94_cTbFgA

it actually is
imagine trap posting here all day and then trying to fit in with the normies

yeah pal your biggest problem in life being deciding if you want to go to a party isn't a normie thing at all

you don't try to fit in with normies, you do fit in with normies since you get invited to parties

only because i have just enough iq points to know how to act in a social situation and make people sort of like me.

>liked by normies
>able to act like normie
>gets invited to parties
>high iq
>knows how to socialize
how are you not a normie again?

This weeb really is same fagging hard.

They weird me out.

Did you take nametag off to be a incognito normalfag?

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uncomfy bickering. see you lads later

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I never take my name off. That is someone else.

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because im a mentally ill crossdressing retard
i barely know how to socialise, i think most of my friends keep me around because i say/do weird shit and its funny.
ya

Your waifu is shit matey

Not had a maccadaccas breakfast in so long mate. What you get?
I'm going into work early today. They provide free breakfast in Fridays apparently. So gonna check it out.

That sounds decent lad. My work doesn't provide free food. An ice cream van parked outside our building yesterday and it was funny seeing adults run out their all excited to get some like a child would do.

What should I have for breakfast lads? Just finished wage slaving for a night and kind of just want to get rat arsed but can't buy alcohol until 10

>I don't care what everyone else says, I think you're alright

>Minecraft
>While admiring my house I walked backwards and fell into a ravine full of lava, losing my map and my bed

lmao

Classic one user good shout

baka this never should have happened

Dippy eggs ladm8

I even knew it was there, just forgot about it for the few seconds I was marveling at the roof I had finished. lol

Wakie Wakie, who's ready for a bright sunny Friday

>i barely know how to socialise
>can make people like him
>has friends
>gets invited to parties
also being trans is incredibly normie these days

What ice cream did you run outside to get?

Being trans is not and never will be normalfag behaviour.
It's a terrible mental illness and I feel sorry for them.

if it's not normie why was bruce jenner seen as a hero by the masses i.e normies

Good point, it's been normalised
being abnormal doesn't make you a robot or non normie

And what gives he the authority as gate keepers to decide who is and isn't robotic? Genuine question.
And in terms of the Jenner thing. I think it's because it isn't normalised that it is a big deal.

I'm too scared to go in early and get this free breakfast lads. Don't wanna sit awkwardly and not talk to people.

>And what gives he the authority as gate keepers to decide who is and isn't robotic?
no one does, my point is I see nothing that makes him (the party lad) a robot and a few things that make him seem like a normie

virtue signalling isnt the same as acceptance
do you think a middle class lefty would accept refugees moving in next to her despite how much she tweets about it

>virtue signalling isnt the same as acceptance
I agree, but every normie I've spoken to in private actually thinks he's a hero also what about all the "virtue signallers" who went across the border to have sex with migrants to help them deal with stress?

>First delivery attempt. Another attempt will be made on the next delivery day.

Fuck sake, I've been sat here all day. Driver must have knocked lightly and fucked off.

if you often miss deliveries it gets logged and some drivers just basically skip you and leave a note because they know you usually miss them at this time

>private actually thinks he's a hero
everyone i know laughs at him. are you at university by any chance?
>"virtue signallers" who went across the border to have sex with migrants to help them deal with stress
what about them? they are just hippie weirdos.

>everyone i know laughs at him. are you at university by any chance?
nah lad just a normie
>what about them?
it shows virtue signallers are willing to take action

>willing to take action
Take dick more like

cross the border and drive to them, that's action

i haven't worked out properly for a year and somehow my muscle mass has remained, just doesn't look as pumped and less strength

virtue signallers have many different reasons for virtue signalling. sometimes weird hippy sluts just want to suck ahmeds cock, sometimes they are just trying to fit into the group and keep up with social trends.

not even that user, stop making thread uncomfy

i think i must lose muscle easily. naturally have poor muscle tone. seriously i might post a pic later the difference in my arms is kind of funny

>someone coming into the thread complaining about being a normie isn't uncomfy
you're right though I am making it uncomfy I'll stop since he has

fuck off you sjw tranny lover

as long as you don't eat at a deficit it takes 2 weeks before you start losing mass

Had a dream where I shagged Lana Rain but then get really scared she gave me an STD afterwards

i was probably eating at a defecit
my diet is kind of fucked, i just binge on junk food and then dont eat anything for days

In the staff room lads. But too scared to grab a bacon sandwich.
Guess I will leave it until my 2nd week.

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just do it lad, what can go wrong