I am a full time NEET who has never had a gf who lives in my parents guestroom by the garage. From my window I can see my Chads neighbors house. He has a hot blonde Stacy gf I would give anything to be with. Well the past few weeks I have seen different girls coming to his house and it makes my blood boil that he has the perfect gf and is cheating on her.
So I wrote this letter and want to put it on her car. She is here right now and I am scared to do it. What should i do? Please help.
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inb4 she laughs in your face and tells you they have an open relationship and then cucks you right before your eyes in an orgy with every single one of those girls
Just tell her directly OP. And if you still want to give the message, remove the part where it says "like the beautiful princess you are" because it almost sounds like you're making this up to go out with her.
Otherwise, I think you're doing the right thing. She's better off without a cheating scum of a bf.
First, use your printer and computer and make that letter legible. Your hand writing is absolute shit.
Then once you've printed out the letter use a lighter and burn it because it's none of your business and chad may come over and fuck you up.
fucking kill yourself you beta just mind your own business.
This. This is whats exactly going to happen
This, or she doesn't even fucking believe you and thinks you're just some jealous sicko.
this
not
this
this is just straight up rude!
This is a good idea, also might be good to take pictures of the other girls.
Kek OP you could take pictures of all the girls and stick the pictures of the other girls on his car. Could be that all of them think they are his gf.
if you want to. I wouldn't do it, simply because I don't care either way.
Lmao this beta cuck thinks he can cockblock Chad and get a used up roastie as his reward
Of course tell her and make both their lives miserable. If you don't you're a moralfag lol.
>trying to help roasties
>in this the year of our lord 2018
>Not making roasties miserable
>2018
>Not giving such notes to lots of women in relationships just to kick their paranoia up to 10
>He thinks hes a robot
Holy shit i just did it. My heart is racing a mile a minute.
I would have printed it but I dont have a printer in my room and i don't want to use my parents they could find out what i did. I am staring out my window now and will wait till she comes out and sees it. FUCK I'm shaking so hard
Yeah this is more likely than you think. It's honestly unbelievable
hahaha holy shit please post back for the lulz
Re-write/type the letter without calling her princess then give it to her. The poor girl deserves to know. Don't listen to people telling you to ming your own business. It;s the right thing to do
Hey well good job OP you did something that requires some bravery. Keep us posted
>Beautiful Princess
Bad move to leave that there, you should watch for when she leaves to see what her reaction is.
That heart on it is going to get your ass kicked.
Well OP at least you can die happy knowing that you got dubs.
Holy shit keep us updated man
supremely devilish
OP, that better be your own fucking car.
The last sentence is kind of creepy. Don't call her a beautiful princess jfc. Get rid of that heart too.
nice spelling and grammer retard
>like the beautiful princess you are
yeah alright this is what this board is all about, good job OP
Its actually a broken heart
Btw I don't think her boyfriend will know it was you so idk what is with people saying he's gonna kick your ass
>Its actually a broken heart
I know. It's still cringey.
>grammer
>retard
Lol, the real retard is you.
Im on the edge of my seat,not because Im intrueiged,just my screen is small
That's just fucking pathetic and creepy. She doesn't know you and you don't know her. This is some serious incel shit and you only want to fuck her.
>like the beautiful princess you are
S U P R E M E
She's a fucking whore not a princess. I don't mind the note but scratch that shit out man holy fuck
This is getting interesting, i don't think Chad knows who you are so i think ypu're safe.
OP, maybe some people are right and you're doing the right thing. Maybe others are right and you're a beta cuck. In any case, you better damn well keep watch and tell us what happens
Whatever happens keep us updated. I got to see how this turns out.
OP the cops are gonna get you nigga
Holy fuck OP you absolute mad man. Your lack of self awareness is about to make some meme shit happen. Keep us posted.
fyi Op girls are not the fairy princesses mainstream cinema has told you they do not like being treated like a princess. She'll hate someone who treats like that over someone who treats her like shit because guess what, girls know they deserve to be treated like worthless shit.
This. Type it up and remove the beautiful part. Take pictures and attach them to it as proof next time she comes over.
UPDATE
I'm still staring out my window and have a clear view of her car and his house.
I started to have a panic attack because what if he has cameras? How fucked am I??? Could I go to jail for doing this? I should have worn a mask
I dont have photo shop can someone make this paper say some dumb shit lmao
no way you can go to jail for this lol
and I doubt they will have cameras
>implying thats not his moms car
>implying OP is not a faggot
Don't get involved
This isn't going to turn out well for you, the best case scenario for you is that she breaks up with him, you never see her again and no one sees that you were the one to put the note in her car. The worst case is that they see you doing it, call you a fucking creep and a weirdo for getting involved, Chad and his gf(s) laugh at you and go back inside to have an orgy. She made her bed when she decided to ride Chad's cock, whatever fallout happens from that is on her
Drop the last line and replace it with something far more neutral like "thought you should know" and sign it "a friend". As things stand that last line is fucking creepy since your a stranger and fact you saw means you're obviously watching which together gives serious stalker vibes.
Tell her in person. She might fuck you in revenge.
Unless he's paranoid or something probably doesn't. Though if he does you should make peace with death and if you're Religious a god of your choice.
Most people don't have cameras so I wouldn't be too worried unless you're in a rich neighborhood.
>mfw she calls the cops on OP for stalking her and Chad denies everything
If its an open relationship then maybe OP can get in on it.
na you can't go to jail what you did was not illegal. Slightly creepy only because the letter implies you watch your neighbors and the ending of the letter was a bit cringe but other than that dont worry about it man you did a good thing.
>She might fuck you in revenge
Revenge sex is great unless she goes dry and gives your junk rug burn.
On the other hand a pink glove is interesting to watch.
God's work, OP. Fuck cheaters, thots, and fuccbois. Seriously.
Most people would want to know about this stuff. OP is doing a stranger a favor.
>Revenge sex is great unless she goes dry and gives your junk rug burn.
But isn't that equally likely with all vaginal sex?
This is real life, not your doujin moron. She'd probably be creeped out, call him a stalker and get a restraining order.
Hes not a stalker hes like a vigilante whos identity is secret and has a crush whos in danger of heart break,GO SUPER user!
i love reading virgins talk about sex
I really hope this is your car and the entire thread is a LARP becuase that beautiful princesses line is creepy AF.
>Chad sees the note and beats his gf out of frustation
>Knocks on every neighbors door including yours demanding to know who wrote it
>Some neighbor saw you do it, Chad kills you
The End
It might be libel if you
1) got recorded
2) he's a huge, vindictive cunt
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Lol no, I don't think you're violating any law by creepin like this, one time. Still, you should lay low for awhile because you're about to make chad very mad.
If he has cameras, you'd better be scared. If you had any sense you would have looped around the block back to your place after you placed the note, instead of straight up directly going back home.
Consider that you could still take the note back, but you'd risk possibly being seen twice by cameras (if there are any) and arousing even more suspicion, which could lead to a direct confrontation with the guy if he figures out where you live.
Take photos, write a letter on your computer and print it together with the photos.
And then move cities, because CuckStacy will go cry to Chad that the ugly creep next door is trying to destroy their relationship by spreading obvious lies.
And Chad will kick your ass because you snitched on him and spread a secret.
And CuckStacy will love Chad even more because she'll think the ass kicking was all for her.
Nope. Anger isn't conducive to lubrication. But it is conducive to her not giving a fuck and just enjoying the discomfort'
Speak for yourself. I'm an old man who has been sexually active for 40 years.
Seriously how damn afraid are you boys of chads? He comes to your house. You come out with a golf club and beat him for being on your property. Then call the cops and Resident's Welfare and inform them of the shit and see Chad take the opposite street home everyday.
This is not a school yard. Chad cant bully you here folks
Can't believe you kept the princess part. Should have left that out, and printed it so your handwriting won't be there.
Not sure why people are calling you creepy? Your across the street, and its not hard to notice loud ass cars parking up to neighbors houses, or driving down the street.
Regardless, keep us updated OP. I want to see Chads clothes on the front lawn, or her storming out the house in anger.
>beatuifil
>broken heart
>you deserve better
>princess
>a concerned citizen
>he gave her a deep kiss
>outting yourself as both a stalker and massive beta orbiter to a girl that doesn't even know who you are, literally drying her pussy up before you two even meet
This is some major, top tier autism. I hope to God this is just bait but the retards on this board surprise me every time with their lack of self-awareness. Sometimes I think I don't deserve a gf, but posts like this make me see I'm not as bad off as freaks like this.
You said it yourself, you're only doing this because you want to fuck her and pet her like your very own gf. That's so sad. She won't know it was you, you'll sit there forever feeling like batman in the dark pretending you're all noble and righteous but the reality is you still ain't getting between them walls man. She won't use your shoulder to cry on so you can abuse her vulnerability for sex or a kiss. You won't win her because she isn't someone you win like that.
The best way you could have gone about this was to make friends with her and after about 3 weeks just mention you happened to see her friends visiting a lot and when she says "my friends?" You say "yea they come around quite a lot, some girl with brown hair and a flabby arse, your boyfriend kissed her once actually" and then left it there while she deals with it then comes back to you and tells you what happened.
Compare yourself enough, and you'll become what you see.
come on OP you had your fun time to declare the LARP
Guys hush I hear chaddy daddy killing him from here
Do it. You can keep the concerned citizen part. Remove "beatuiful". Type it. Make it appear as if a woman typed it so as to not send her creep vibes (a very arbitrary feeling, regardless). Remove the heart. Don't call her princess.
This is a good troll thread.
don't listen to the people saying this was a bad idea, user. you're doing a good thing here (albeit photos and removing the princess line would have been good, those people are right about that, but its already done, so wait it out)
originally nice digits of originality
You know their address, send it by mail first. Get footage of the incident before you send the letter as it could be intercepted and Chad will ty to to hide his crime. Hope that she is the one thatcfinds it finds jt
DUDE I HOPE HE COMES OVER OP, FUCK HIM UP IF HE TRIES ANYTHING.
Or at the very least get your ass beaten with dignity. Be on your feet, not your knees.
What if this is an arg will abunch of codes and a hidden website
His gf does not live there he does.
I have given this alot of thought guys. I just needed the courage to actually do it. Some of you guys provided it (the ones who didn't call me creepy). She usually leaves around midnight or 1 so just a few more hours. So many thoughts are going through my head right now...
You're creepy. If half the thread saying this is stalker behavior didn't dissuade you, then you were just gonna this from the start.
Ruining a Chads life is not a bad thing.
the gf is probably going to be too freaked out about some wierdo in the neighborhood watching her to even think about the letter being true
Atleast OP has fucking nads
the note rather implies he was watching chad
What if it's his cousin or sister? or even a non sexual friend?
i guess but if i got a letter like that id be creeped out that he's watching me too
How the fuck will this ruin Chad's life? If he's cheating on his girlfriend, then he doesn't give a shit about her and can get pussy any time he wants. If anything, the only person affected by this is the Stacy who now has to learn that she's a cuck if she believes the letter.
Doesn't help that OP is a shallow autist doing this out of a pure desire to fuck a random bimbo he doesn't even know. If OP did this purely to spite Chad, you'd have a point. As it stands, he's outting himself as an autistic, beta-orbitting stalker who can't spell the word beautiful.
>can't spell the word beautiful.
kek thanks wouldnt have noticed if you didnt point it out. op you are creepy as fuck dude
You still won't fuck her.
Oregano?
Nah, this wasn't that big of a deal. For all Chad and Stacy know, OP could have a hobby of chilling out on his porch, and OP could have been watching these things happening all the while. Initially, I too would be creeped out before receiving a simple explanation like what I said above.
Good job, OP. Even though you won't end up getting the girl to some 80's classic rock song and you and Stacy won't live happily ever after. The end. You dun good.
It's not to say you're some moral superhero, because you aren't. I know what it's like to be cheated on, and I appreciate what you did here, even though you did it with the delicate touch of autism.
that's because you are a fucking norman and you need to get the fuck off of my board
That could easily happen
>Stacy finds the note
>reads it
>is more freaked out that someone is watching them rather then Chad cheating on her
>tells Chad about the note
>asks if he's cheating on her
>"Nah babe I would never do that, probably just a prank or someone trying to start drama."
>"Your right Chad, I'm sorry."
>they focus on trying to find out who is stalking them
You may be double fucked if they are in an open relationship, and she doesn't care. Then she'll really not care about the note, and just wonder who wrote it.
would love this to happen and either chad goes around the neighborhood demanding who wrote the note. op's stuttering/shaking would give him away immediately
some of you anons are too pessimistic. have some hope that chad will receive a little punishment
This. Fucking kek OP, you fucked up by inserting your own motive into the letter. It could be interpreted as a manipulative attempt to make her dump him instead of just being a concerned letter. Good fucking job OP.
>My chad neighbor is cheating on his Stacy gf, do I tell her?
Ever heard the saying "Mind your own business"?
If she asks, you can tell her. Don't make trouble where there is none. There's a very good probability Chad will successfully lie about it and then Chad will anally rape you for trying to snitch.
>Chad will anally rape you for trying to snitch.
this was OP's endgame all along
Don't be stupid. People don't like to hear bad news and usually react badly when attempting to give them real advice.
This changes everything