Help me guys

I'm getting into a fight with some kid my age in about a month. He's responsible for crippling my self confidence and turning my friends against me. He's a pretentious cunt. Any fighting tips?

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>fight in a month
yeah it's not gonna happen.

You should be lifting until the fight. Everyday.

Any routines you recommend?

Do research/get help from people you know on the correct stance to take, how to correctly hold a fist and throw a punch.
Basically cover the basic shit man.

Just kick to the balls and punch his jaw.

>Punch his jaw
Can do
>Kick his balls
As much as I hate him, that's just dishonorable

Don't do it. If you have to, don't do it in front of others, don't hold back, and don't be "honourable". Use weapons, hit him in the balls, scratch him, pull his hair, etc. You really shouldn't fight out of ego, though. Only good reasons are survival and protecting someone else.

put him in a kimura lock and drag him down, that should do the trick.

Bring a gun and drop that motherfucker

Don't stop moving your head. Make yourself as a whole a moving target

Basic: Keep your guard up. Backstepping - Weak foot/hand infront so you have more space to hit with your strong hand.
Fighting is easy

Master Wong says grab da nut.

Is the guy you are fighting experienced? Are you?

Id be watching some shit on youtube.

Look up some mma shit like Bas Rutten or Master Wong.

Just fucken headbutt him and knee to the guts.

This is probably what I should do, but I can't
Thanks for the advice.

The only thing the guy does is wrestling, which could potentially be a threat for takedowns

Do the ancient techniques of the duckacuckasucka where you duck,Cuck him in the balls and then do step 2 but the c is s

lift
then practice throw punches.

you want to be have knuckles of iron

punching people can hurt so you need to train, so go punch random shit like bricks or something, but dont break your hand. get a punching bag. watch videos on how to throw a proper punch. eat lots of protein to make good gains.


honestly start browsing ALSO

when you go to fight this fuck head, be aggressive, don't let him make the first swing. If you have done your training right it should only take a couple good sucker punches to knock this fucker out.

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unironically try and get in with a bunch of body punchs if he cant hold them hit his head proceed to curb stomp if he tries to move back throw big swings with your arms at him while hes moving back only problem this wont work if hes autiscally quick or your a bitch and cant take a punch

So? It's a fight, fuck honor.

>body punchs
[sic]

uh... really? I figured going for the head would be a faster way to KO? most ppl arent smart enough at fighting to realize that the head is important to protect.

Thanks for your help, dude

heads hard to hit good to rush in with body punchs than when there fucked throw shots at he head i can send you a fight vid i had with a friend if you hit up my email [email protected]

oh yeah this is kinda autistic you can learn how to punch just by shadow boxing you want to achive a fast snap with your punches if you know what i mean try and find some of mindsmashs vids where he talks about punch form

Guns beat karate. Every time.

Wow Ok listen here Faggot.

First thing i need to know the Physical difference between you two. Whos bigger and that shit.

second i need to know How many guys will be on your side and how many on his side

Go to any martial arts school.
practice fighting. they'll make you do push ups and stuff so you get a little bit of strength.
Prefer MMA because it's a mix of martial arts in one place.

Experience fighting other people will get your mind ready.

Look at Musashi Miyamoto, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Imi Lichtenfeld (the guy that made Krav maga).

You'll notice these famous guys, in the end, just went to different martial arts school and gain experience from fighting people.

if you know where he lives then burn his house down, if he has a car then fill the tank with the wrong kind of fuel (diesel in a petrol or vice versa)
if they have a sister then make a fake escort ad with her facebook pics, stab him in a crowded hallway with a shank covered in your own shit, leave dead animals on his doorstep.

He's a half an inch taller than me and 30 pounds heavier. No one's going to get into this fight with us. It'll just be me and him. My disadvantage is that he's a wrestler.

There's a youtube channel called FightTips, watch the most important videos, practice and when the day comes, do some stretching and remain calm no matter what

>befriend him
>become workout buddies that motivate each other
>have the duel of the century as friendly rivals

you gotta go to a boxing/mma gym and spar, no youtube videos are going to help you

Guy who can actually fight here.
1. Don't. You have time to de-escalate. Do that.
2.
>Shadowbox and get the muscle memory for punching down. You're useless without it.
>Hooks are thrown with your core, not by swinging your arms.
>Keep your shoulders high and tight and your guard up or you WILL get rocked.
>Throw elbows.
>Grab the back of his head, drag it down, and knee him in the face.
>Throw headbutts. Don't wind up or telegraph it. Just hit a flat part of his skull (eye socket, ridge of nose, cheekbone) with the curved of your skull. Don't hit teeth or you'll get cut.
>No big WOOORLDSTAAAR haymakers.
>No flashy kicks. Stomp shins and feet instead.
>If he's bigger and tries to crowd you, throw bodyshots and DIG.
>You're probably going to end this with a cross, an overhand and, or a hook.
>Stay a moving target.
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I've watched his videos before. I've tested his tips out on my punching bag and found them to be really helpful.

Let him come at you from behind, then elbow him in the face and kick him in the balls. I'm a 5'2 woman and did this in the only fight I've ever been in with a male and won. There was blood coming out of his nose and he cried like a little bitch. It was great.

Oh well you done good son.

Just rush over him. He is heavy but wrestlers are all massive faggots (says the Huge fucking viking looking asshat but hey). Just go Full swinging at him and Trample him. Knock him down and kick the Shit out of him. DO NOT GET INTO A GRAPPLE MATCH. if he tries to grab you just Kick him Or Spit or anything to get him Away from you. Just dont get grappeled and Keep Beating on him and hes out

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>He's a wrestler
Lmao sorry pal you are fucked

If they're bigger than you you want to avoid getting taken down at all costs. If you're at a size disadvantage and can't grapple then the moment you're on the ground you're fucked. If your around the same size just learn a simple take down, get on top, and lay the fuck into him. If you're bigger you can just tackle the fucker.

Since you're asking r9k for fight advice and obviously scared, you are going to lose. Let it sink in. Accept it.
Now either decide to take your humiliating beating, or pussy out. your choice.
stop even asking about techniques or "muh honor"

If you manage to get him on the ground (and if your dirty enough)
elbow that fag in the sternum (middle of the chest) as hard as you can.

You'll automatically win the fight because of the severe pain in his pressure point

Im 6'5 and 190lbs i Can literaly Trample anyone in my path and thats how i fight most of the time. the only asshole who ever gave me trouble was a skinhead i hung out with when i was being a skinhead. Anyway even then i Just Beat the shit out of him after i realised he couldnt do shit if i Just applied full mass at him. and i have beaten the fuck out of wrestlers before

These are conflicting statements here.

Yeah but im not Trust worth on this. Im a fat fuck and the other guy seems to know a lil bit more

Get really drunk, then drink like 3 5 hour energy bottles. Thats what i did before i got in a fight while i was back in highschool i fucking steamrolled the kid.

hit him as fast and as hard as possible as if your life depended on it

AIM. FOR. THE. DICK.

bring a knife and stab him to death

Wish I could have gotten into a fight but I was never particularly bullied in school and can never really start shit since I'm at a higher risk of retinal detatchment

Depends. is he a bigger guy or smaller?
Strong lifts 5x5. You'll be rip in about a year if you are a manlet

Can you continue yet?

Learn how to grapple and get him on the ground. Brazilian jiu jistu.

Look up boxing stance and always keep your hands up

>Go for the first swing bro

Yes goy and let him take you to court for assault btw. Lawyer up with Goldberg group btw

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>30 bounds heavier
>he's a wrestler.
You're pretty fucked. Grappling the the most important part of real fighting. You might be able to keep some distance with front kicks but if you don't know what you're doing he's just going to grab your leg and it will make it that much easier to take you down where he will dominate.

>he's a wrestler

Mmmm yes my favorite. This niggers main objective is to get you in a hold. Dodge and weave. Wrestlers dont really know how to fight so kite him. Aim for the chin always

>Don't just throw individual punches. Mix it up high and low and throw vicious combos. Stomp his shins and feet at the same time. Make yourself hard to guard against.
>If this goes to the ground, go for a ground-and-pound, an armbar, or the rear naked choke. You don't even have time for anything fancier.
>If he wrestles, he's probably gonna go for a low tackle or a hip toss and a submission. You're going for cranial trauma.
>Your targets are the nose, eyes, ears, temples, cheekbones, jaw, throat (seriously, punch him in the throat), the back of the head, the groin (seriously), the liver, the solar plexus, the shins, the kidneys, and the instep of the foot.
>Rabbit punch him.
>Grab his ears. He has to go where you want.
>Bite. Really. And don't hold back, your jaw is a powerful weapon.
>This is gonna be over in like 5-30 seconds. It's not a sparring match and there are no rounds. Be explosive.
>Karate chop to the throat. Really. Use the inside, bottom, hard part of your hand by the wrist, not the fingers.
>If somebody has somebody in a rear naked choke and they fall back with them, necks can break. Be aware of that and avoid it.

Cha.

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It's a fight and OP doesn't know how to fight. He's going to get his skull suplexed into the pavement

So, you were a S.H.A.R.P. members, eh.? that's cool.
Anyways, I think experience is important.
With so little time, OP needs to experience because I fought someone stronger than me but was a little scared to take a punch.

However OP fighting a wrestler so...

This website is for people over the age of 18.

And if you are over 18 and you're seriously going to fight some faggot because you have beef with him and he's bullying you that's retarded. You don't have to associate with anyone you don't want to who is being an asshole. Just let go of it and don't worry about petty revenge.

Keep your hands in a fist infront of your face. Fists slightly at an angle, this is to protect your face from impact. Keep moving. Waste his energy. Just breathe, you'll be nervous but so will he. Be patient and wait until the one moment to land that perfect punch, and hit hard. It's better to land one beautiful punch and end the fight right then and there than to throw a bunch of weak punches that don't do anything. Keep your knees slightly bent. Try to make yourself a small target. If you can, spit in or poke his eyes. If he can't see he can't fight. Throw dirt at him. Kick his shins. Stop his feet. Use the curve of your thumb and index finger to slam his Adams apple. You'll feel shitty but dirty fighting is how you win a street fight. This isn't martial arts where it clean and there's rules. I want you to research these few sources I'm linking.
And for God's sake, get pissed off. This guy ruined your life and you need to make him pay. Fighting is 10% physical 90% mental.
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Good luck and God's speed. I'll be routing for you.

I really appreciate the tips, man

He doesn't need to fight. Literally all he has to do is dance move around the dude until the guy is tired out. Wrestler fags have shit stamina( assuming op is still in hs)

>This scenario can break teeth, digits, wrists, and also literally kill you. Don't get suplexed into asphalt or concrete.

No problem.

>op shows up to fight
>a-alright be warned, i got help from my fwiends on r9k!!
>bully laughs
>op gets into gay boxer stance
>misses several dumb swings
>immediately gorilla slammed into the pavement
>guy on top wails on his face until unconscious
>ambulance shows up
>skull cracked open, dead on scene
>no funeral

or he could just show up with a gun and tell him to fuck off

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Bring a lot of friends.
Ever watch a basketball game or any sports game.
having a large crowd cheering for you will motivate you to keep on fighting.

Yeah, I'm the same guy that says experience is important. but morale is secondary important.

Nigger this aint no anime. There is no power of friendship ass pull. If op gets his ass whooped he's done

>fighting dirty
THIS, 100%.
It's not a fucking movie. It's not a sanctioned match. This is gonna be brutal and over in under a minute if it goes down. Fuck pride.
Also yes on being angry. Adrenaline helps.

Punch sand every day for 5-10 minutes to harden your fists

Talking about sports is not anime couch monkey

Fill a sock with some heavy stones and use it as a weapon.

I unironically did this in middle school, except I started with phonebooks, then rice, then sand, then shot, then just hard surfaces like metal.
Also, I used my fingertips and other surfaces of my hand than just the knuckles for it. By the end, I could hit telephone poles repeatedly with my fingers and not even wince.
Looking back, this behavior was literally insane. My hands are probably damaged forever and I'm amazed I never broke something.

go to a good mma gym and take normal lessons and private lessons

Okay Okay, Cheating Asian style. say you want a boxing rules match.
Wear baggy jacket
buy forearm guard and wear underneath jacket.

arms up and box away.

Also, if you do this unironically, you don't start with sand and you don't do 10 minutes errday. That's insane. Wolfe's Law only comes into play when bones are subjected to flexion and microfractures. You're gonna fucking break something if you put microfractures in your hands every day from fucking sand right from the get-go

Hit somewhere about under his ear he'll get unconscious.

Why do you organise a fight a month in advance like its a fucking dinner reservation. The next time you see the cunt just hit him. Don't overthink it.

Also why would you ask incel virgins that have never had a confrontation in their lives

Pepper spray him an then beat the shit out of him with a chair/bat/anything thats easy to swing. Fuck honour. Its a fight.

>dishonorable
Quit being a fucking faggot. The goal of fighting is to win, not be "honorable".

How much do you weigh and how tall are you, this is a deciding factor in a fight, not so much the height part but the weight part matters the most.

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Probably won't happen, otherwise bring a gun, though probably just drop it and shoot you self by mistake.

Either get a bunch of friends to come with and then ambush him so there's no chance of him even getting a hit in, or don't go.

Or be stupid. Your option I guess.

just kick him in the balls

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weights dont fight back. Join a BJJ gym. Take his back and choke him out.

avoid the fight. You'll lose.

So what level are you

Make sure you throw the first punch. Aiming for the adam's apple works well. Uppercut to the chin works wonders. Haymaker to the ear works perfectly. And as always, you cant go wrong with busting the nose, the eyes water instinctively and you get a huge edge.

First tip: Do not fight people voluntarily. Its a stupid thing to do from a self preservation standpoint

Second tip: Absolutely do not fight a person who is larger than you and has some form of combat experience while you have none.

Third tip: Most fights devolve quickly into some sort of grappling, wrestling thing. People aren't very good at engaging in a prolonged pure striking fight. In real fights the larger person who is better at wrestling generally wins and people get thrown around until both people become tired

Last tip: Do not fucking fight a larger person who is a wrestler. You may literally die.

Quite simple really. Leg kicks. Leg kicks all day. Just kick his inner thigh as hard as you can repeatidly and his leg will give out if you dont kick like a puss. If it takes more than 2 or 3 kicks then switch to quick jabs to the throat(doesnt take much force) or counter punches to the chin/jaw. Also, if youre kind of flexible, try some front kicks to the solar plexus. Basically just put all your body weigt forward into a straight kick right above where the stomach begins at the base of the rib cage. If you can connect itll 100% knock the wind out of him for a good 30+ seconds

Samefag here just noticedYoure essentially fucked, but if you can keep distance you might survive. Make him go for take downs and raise your knee into his face. If he does take you down, it might seem gay but go in and hug as close to his chest as you can, with one arms tucked over his dominant arm's shoulder to pretty much lock it and your other arm around the back of his head. Tuck your head against his. At this point you pretty much just last him out and switch this stance to his other arm if he tries to punch you with it.

sucker punch him before he sucker punches you
at least thats what I learned from watching tons of fighting webms

Watch YouTube clips on mauy thai, boxing, bjj and street fight defence.
>go to a gym, train upper body and spend 30 min a day on boxing bag practicing what you see on YouTube

>As much as I hate him, that's just dishonorable
You're a fucking faggot.

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Yeah, no.

Until you actually practice fighting, you won't be able to do shit. Watching youtube videos on techniques won't fucking work, because as soon as that adrenaline starts pumping, you'll forget everything and swing wildly.

t. training in muay thai for past 2 years

The guy you're fighting isn't a trained fighter and you're adrenaline is going to kick in as soon as you get in your stance and all this shit is gonna go out the window. I'd recommend shadowboxing and looking up a proper boxing stance and how to throw a punch so when your adrenaline kicks in its hard wired into you. If he tries to grab you kick your feet out and put all your weight on him then fight for control throwing elbows and looking to kill. Even if you lose you'll be more of a man for it you're probably not gonna have much control your first fight though it's gonna be your body doing most of the fighting and you'll have so much adrenaline in you you'll probably barely remember what just happened until you see the video the next day assuming you're in public and there's someone there.

Just remember try to literally kill the guy with your hands but you're body is going to do it for you anyways

go for the legs so that the little cunt hobbles for the rest of his life. use low kicks

Youre a dumb ape man, go swing your fists at someone's son like a good goy you fucking idiot. I'm so sure unathletic anons can give you helpful advice for a fight.

Here is your reply I guess.

Most faggots just swing with wide open hooks. So practice your one-two (jab followed immediately by straight right) down the middle. Use your left hand to measure up, and obscure his view and follow up with the right straight away. Your right is your knockout punch.
Remember, power comes from the ground up. Use your rear leg to push off the ground, and twist at the hips- don't just punch from the arm. Unless youre significantly smaller, you should at least knock his ass down. If you're bigger you should be putting his faggot ass to sleep.
Good luck user.