Went to subway for the fourth time this week

>went to subway for the fourth time this week
>"hi, footlong steak and cheese on italian, right?"
>howthefuckdotheyknow.mp3
>"u-uhh-uh no hehe-he i'll have a footlong BMT"
I can never go back. I like subway :(

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there's probably other subways in your area

That's what you get for being a faggot who actually goes outside

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I'm sorry why can't you go back? I'm lost here

Can we upvotes on this?)

If you're that scared then go to the next subway 2 blocks over, they're fucking everywhere

Or embrace it. Getting the same exact thing at Subway every time you go there is a sign of autism and robothood, and you should be proud of it.

He doesn't like being type-casted. I know the feeling.

i've been getting the same thing at subway for 5 years. don't be a bitch

>go to subway
>have them make my sandwhich
>as I go to swipe my card remember that I got a new one and this is my old cancelled one
>"hm, I dunno why it isn't working I'll have to call the bank"
>walk outta there
It was a bit embaressing but the look on the face of the girl who made it was pretty funny because she was obviously frustrated, even though it wouldn't have made a difference to her pay schedule.

She shouldn't have to deal with your bullshit card negligence. People like you make food service worse than it needs to be.

I really enjoy getting recognized by my local Noodles And Co people

there's two subways near my house
I switch off between them to make sure i'm not a regular

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Omg you had to make a sandwich while working at subway god forbid

I know this feeling all too well...

>Be me sophmore year of high school
>Family owned pizza place opens by my house close enough to ride my bike to
>Pepperoni Stromboli is half the price of whole pizza for just as much food
>So you're saying you just roll the whole pizza up, put the sauce on the side and it's half price?
>Might as well be free
>Ride there and order a pepperoni roll multiple times a month all through high school
>Son works the cash register and the daughter buses the tables
>Flash forward, 25 years old
>Use online dating app because the loneliness is killing me inside
>Pizza place daughter messages me
>Chubby bitch, and every girl that messages first is definitely crazy, but fuck it, she's got big titties and weed
>She comes over and we make out and smoke in my backyard
>She's basic as hell and has shit mainstream taste in music
>I dislike her very much
>Better than fapping and playing skyrim all night though, I guess?
>Actually, no. It's really not.
>Week later she invites me to a keg party at her friends house
>Fuck it... free beer.
>Let's go, pizza wench!
>Her pizza place, wannabe chad, brother is there and answers the door
>Takes one look at me...
>"Hey, I remember you... PEPPERONI ROLL!!!"
>No the fuck he did not just call me Pepperoni Roll
>He calls me Pepperoni Roll for the rest of the night
>Boiling with rage
>howdareyoubesmirchmyhonor.wav
>Devise sinister plan
>Pretend to enjoy myself
>Spaghetti successfully concealed in pockets all evening
>Maximum GBP accrued
>Pizza wench wants to go back to my place
>Drops her panties on the couch, wet as fuck
>Slip my personal pepperoni roll inside her
>TFW Pepperoni Roll just fucked your sister, bitch
>Extra sauce
>Shame sets in
>Completely ghost her after that night
>I can never go back to the pizza place.

A few years later I saw pictures of her online on a mutual friends page and she now has freakishly huge muscles as a competitive female body builder. I'd like to think I was her rock bottom.

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> blogpost
> 9gag watermark
> rare frog poster

Yeah I ain't readin that

Don't they literally have rubber buns? Nasty

Why the fuck would you not want to be a regular at subway? Thats by very far the best place to be a regular. Just for staters among many reasons, no special requests. They just do it. Want extra black olives? Guess what, it's already on there before you could even ask.

Never change a running system.

I do this for drinks, food, music, cloths and so on..
If i found something i like; i consume it till i nearly hate it, or something else cathes my attention.

I really hate Subway btw.. i just can't decide want stuff i want on my sub, because i haven't had all possisble compositions. I get rly triggered by this

young girls in food can be absolute cunts. They're immature and annoying as fuck to be around.

this.
they'll start hooking you up if you visit the same one all the time
in college I boned a girl who worked at a campus food place after doing literally nothing but ordering chicken fingers from the place about 3 times a week for a semester or two
this was before all the tendies posting too
disclaimer: i am attractive

Everything but cucumbers and jalapenos. Almost always no sauce because the meat I get usually has sauce like chicken terriyaki. Otherwise banana peppers and pickles already have enough vinegar. I had a Philly cheese steak thing recently and I got some type of orange spicy sauce. Ranch is an old favorite too.

Being a regular is comfy as fuck if the staff's nice.
Was a regular at a kebab booth for a while, the giant turkish bro always gave me an XXL sized meal for the price of an L one.