Anyone else here Chad in all ways except for sexually/romantically? It pisses me off...

I don't have a facebook or any social media and I haven't had a photograph taken of myself in 6 years other than my driver's license and CCW permit.

google search lysergi

Then get a few photos of yourself being outside doing Chad stuff.

Why not practice sex with a prostitute?

I remember reading about this type of legal stuff back when i was going through my /psy/ phase, never tried it though. Which one of them is closest to LSD?

I prefer not to be photographed for my own personal concerns due to my past. Like I said there are people out there somewhere looking for me.

I actually tried when i was in Europe after I failed out of the selection for the French foreign legion. I went to Amsterdam and spent three days walking around the red light district ogling the hot chicks, but could never muster up the courage to actually initiate an encounter and left dejected.

I think you could deduce it for yourself

I mean look at the names

Well I remember reading the reviews of AL-LAD on Bluelight back in the day and they all said that it was indistinguishable from acid, but based on your replies I'm assuming that 1P-LSD is the way to go.

>be poor because no edumacation
>be brainlet
>think u chad
golly feels bad to be you... *tries to hold in laughter* CHAD *laughs*

seriously stop doing meme shit like being a soldier and focus on selling out/getting money if you ever want to get your dick wet

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Assuming you're telling the truth, what the fuck is a guy like you doing on r9k?

Yeah, the thing about microdosing is that you specifically don't take so much that your tripping so much you become non-functional. You take just enough that you feel a subtle light difference. This changes the way you think in a subtle way as well. Furthermore these changes can be permanent and possibly help you with your mental block.

I have plenty of money. I made more money in 1 week than you probably make in a year. money is not the issue.

I've been here since the day the board launched in February 2008 and I've been on Jow Forums even longer.

Of course I don't use it to get laid, I just do it so I'm more productive/creative at work, but it's helped get rid of my own programmers writer's block. So I don't know if it will truly help, but it did help me get passed a mental block.

Should I not take a proper dose at least once to gauge the effects though? Or should I just jump into the microdosing.

Another option, now that you've wrote that you make good money is becoming a sugar daddy.

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The answer is FKK clubs in Germany. You just need to summon up the courage to enter one and you will be all set. You can just relax and chill in the spa and sauna stuff, and hot naked girls will constantly be walking around and propositioning you for sex.

I use 20mcg blotters, you can cut them diagonally for 10mcg. Start with just 10mcg.

Fuck man, I actually went all the way to the front door of FKK Oase outside Frankfurt when i was in Europe, but I chickened out at the last second and got a cab back to the trainstation

LARP more faggot. It's literally impossible to live that kind of life and be a near wizard.

no Im only a chad in a sexual and crazy not adverse to physical harm kind of way, financially Im normie tier, and Im not afraid of risk, but I lack the discipline to formally do any of that shit... more of a pirate type personality... like I can play a show in front of 300 people, I can approach a 10/10 in front of 10 mates, I can initiate a fight with 3 people bigger than me... but Im absolutely terrified of calling a dentists office, going into a rental office, sitting with a banker (not talking to a teller), registering for college,going to court etc.

Goddamnit you. Oase is literally paradise on earth. I was there again just a few weeks ago.

no it sounds like he is repressing his latent homosexuality

OP, I see where you're coming from. It's fine to be scared. It's your body telling you something. In the past it was natural to feel how you feel. If you try to seduce a girl and she's someone else's, you get your head pummeled in.

Society isn't like that anymore. You need to train that fear away by exposing yourself every day. I recommend just approaching 1 girl every day just to have a regular conversation with. Once you feel comfortable start making it more challenging. Make it a game.

You'll get there. I did the same but I'm limited by my small stature from making it big. Peopld are shallow and judge short and black men heavily. No matter what you have achieved or how nice you really are, people will judge you on things you have no influence over. Accept that and your life will feel better.

Peace OP, I know you can do it. Also: never ever marry, okay?

how is that even possible? All those things you listed would get woman and gay guy "wet". Show us a picture of yourself user. Body would do if you are afraid to show your face.

No. Most likely he's just a physically unattractive NEET and never did what he said he did.

Gays are sexually promiscous as fuck. They don't make it to 28 as virgin.

they do regularly you just dont hear about them, they end up here... and I know quite a few, literally almost a dozen of aquaintances or friends Ive known for 5+ years are gays who are in their late 20s/early 30s who are khhv

Theyre actually worse off than normal khhvs because they have this complex of being different than normal gays

It's because none of that shit happened. If op is 28 and joined the Marines when he was 18 he would've joined in 2008. By then we were already pulling troops out of Iraq. I highly doubt op would've been deployed and I highly highly highly doubt he would've seen "heavy" combat. Hes just LARPing

idk man I have no idea how I will ever be able to approach a girl, I couldn't even approach a prostitute

I'm kinda nervous I haven't taken a picture of myself in ages. I cleared the exif data and blocked out tattoos and identifying stuff so i think im good

I did join in 2008 and Iraq was winding down. Afghanistan was heating up in a big way at that time. The most deadly years of Afghanistan were 2009-11. I did 16 months on the frontlines of Helmand during those years.

bbc.com/news/magazine-14897977 there's a BBC article about my platoon.

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If you aren't LARPing then what the hell do expect us to tell you? You realize most of us have never even gone camping? Like seriously if you actually did all that shit and you're here asking is for advice on how to get a girl, then your already fucking doomed. Just go kill a prominent jew or something and leave this planet

Well the guy who suggested microdosing was helpful. I've got some legal chemicals on their way now.

Have you ever read those tinder larp threads where someone uses a fake profile and they get tons of numbers or addresses just by being direct, even if they're insulting or trolling them.

Just get some good pics, clearly you're in shape, and post a bio mentioning a few of those things you've done. Then, once you're getting a shit ton of matches, just do what they do in the larp threads, use some stupid one liner, keep the conversation short and distinctly sexual, and ask for a number.

She's all yours at that point.

They take scrawny dyel fags in the marines? Yikes.
Are you a bouncer at a nursing home? Even an amputee midget could overpower you, lad.

>be me
>25 year old german engineer with masters degree
>perfect hairline
>perfect jawline
>6.1ft tall
>had a relationship from 2010 to 2012
>since 2013 only attracted to asian girls
>no asian girls in my town, only white roasties, muslim hijabis (turk, arab or somali)
>no sex, no kisses since 2013.
fuck me.

Add some muscle and hit the clubs or house parties. Make sure they hear what you've done and just let it fall into your lap.

also listen to this user Also if your afraid you might sperg out, tell them you've been out of the game a while because of your war time and it still effects you..BUT not in a crazy way, just little subtle hints. ... . Chicks love a man they think they can fix.

not him but lol if you think you could overpower him you must not know much about human biology faggot

>Muh brains
ur rarted nigger

I don't know how directly comparable my problem was with yours, I'm a perfectionist so I had an incredibly tough time starting on my software projects. I used to be very diligent, but then I just hit a mental block. It got so bad that I would work 1 hour a week on the project and just browse Jow Forums for 39 hours. It's like this strange phobia of fucking things up, a tyranny of choice. After I started microdosing, however, I became more interested in just programming and it was also fun again.

I think if you have a phobia for so long it becomes ingrained in your psyche, similar to how we form a habit. In regards to a phobia it becomes a habit of the mind. Changing my thought patterns helped me conquer my phobia of starting and failing my software projects. I believe cognitive therapy works under the same idea.

Good luck.

Germany was a mistake oro

eh i kinda deserve the ribbing I'm not as fit as I used to be, let myself go a bit last year. I'm hitting the gym hard the past few months and now that I have this security job it's given me more motivation to bulk up again so I should be good in a few more months

>I think if you have a phobia for so long it becomes ingrained in your psyche, similar to how we form a habit. In regards to a phobia it becomes a habit of the mind.

I can definitely relate to that. Thanks for the help friend.

I can, I am double his size. Unless he has considerable martial arts or cqc training.
I have been in the army too, lad.

35m-Op40 here
Im probably shorter and thinner than any of you, 5'9' 185lbs here but I guarantee I could likely kill any of you INCLUDING OP with my bare hands
Martial arts are for losers... growing up getting jumped living in a nigger/spic neighborhood does wonders for training the body to respond to martial threats
yeah... Idk why you or think thats smol... also
>equating size with power and fierocity
idc if youre goliath sized... you anons know as well as I that someone who's spirit refuses to be dominated is a bigger threat than some faggot with all the training and no spirit to fight

These guys you just called out are trained to kill while being calm and emotionless. You would lose for the simply fact that you would let your emotions dictate what you do.

I seriously doubt you could kill me. Unless you're some kind of emotionless soulless husk who has no problem killing an innocent loser.

Yeah and with the power of friendship you will unlock your true potential.
Fighting niggers on the street is not the same as getting beat up daily by your instructors, staying awake for 5 days straight and getting doused with cold water whenever you enter microsleep during your 10 minute break standing up and then having you drown in a pool and resuscitate you. All the while having to do all the regular exercise and trials that the average marine has to go through in basic.

I am most likely at least 10 years your senior, keep that arrogance in check, it wont serve you well.

>responded with self-validation
>calm and emotionless
>MOS literally designed to dig into anyones mind and gather intelligence for my reports, and be able to sleep like a baby later that night
yeah faggot...
>I know what Im talking about despite not being in the service: The Post
shut up larpyboi
>emoshuns r bahd n geht u keeled
u watch too many movies

are you the marine dude who posted pictures of child soldiers he killed a few weeks ago? that was a sweet thread before the mods deleted it.

you retarded LARPER bro
stolen valor claim here... Im CONFIDENT as fuck youre not even a serviceman
identify why youre incorrect in your assumption of why I wouldnt somehow have had the same experience as you, based on both your and my posts and then let me see if you know what the fuck youre talking about

yknow what fuck it
its the first line of my comment in

you are stroking your dick saying you can beat up guys who've had training..... You have had none!

What is your major malfunction?

didn't know there were so many veterans on Jow Forums

>all these fucking larpers arguing about who's the biggest badass
Apparently the average robot is a 6'2 navy seal, who would've known

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OP here, goin to sleep now that this thread has devolved into dickwagging. Thanks for talking to me robots.

no that wasn't me

HURR I QUOTE VIETNAM FILMS I KNOW DA MILITARY

hey were they meanies in basic?

>implying I am american
Some countries have mandatory military service. t. 22 months service.

why the fuck do you think Im calling out the two faggots who called out OP in as being able to kick their ass

then this nigger says "muh calm and emotionless" the idea of sociopathic emotionless navy seals is a myth, everyone experiences fear, it doesnt matter how many times you scrap have someone shoot at you in Qandahar or whatever

fuck these two scrubs
what a bunch of jokes

learn something about the service before you start acting tough

What do you get out of this? You're trolling and everyone knows your trolling. So what's the point? Does people telling you how wrong you are get you off?

Is this how you spend your nights? Your life is that sad you need to troll. Not trolling like you've got a point but trolling for the sake of proving no one wrong but making yourself look like an dick.

I just don't get this type of trolling, it's sad and not even amusing.

>roastie wisdom
this doesn't happen for men

I SERIOUSLY hope you dont claim Israeli DF right now... BRUHHHHHH I was in Gaza for 14 months nigger, you may have picked the worst burger to claim that clear bullshit against

btw this GOYIM fucked about 25-30 of your precious kohanim servicewomen kike with my uncircumsized cockkkkkk

>learn something about the service?

You started all this because you said you could kick anyone's ass who is trained to kills ....... WITHOUT ANY FUCKING TRAINING!

>Imagine having this type of alinsky-esque ciclical logic and being this borderline
nice gaslighting attempt faggot
try again

>implying
I am greek, you dysfunctional crybaby.

I literally quoted my service and came to OPs defence because you faggots made up somebullshit about "i was in da army too user" without providing any facts besides saying "you haz no training" shut up faggot

>trolling
gtfo out of here redit trash before I find you and kick your ass. I have been trained to kill, to be an emotionless killer and I have been trained to find punks like you. I will find you and I will kill you. I have been trained in the sword and no man has ever defeated me. Be afraid because I am coming

You did all that and didn't pick up any strange along the way? An array of experience that wide should equip you with the notion of starting an endeavor of your own aka a business. You will find joy,love and bliss once you embark on that journey, because it will require networking. Also, if you are hetero then go do some hetero things like NOT marines/oil rigs/etc...

You will do well as a fire fighter

Don't let these faggots fool you, you know where you stand.

Hand to hand, all that matters is size you fucking idiot. Engine knows this, you probably just watch to much anime with skinny bois using "technique" to take out big bad guys. Fucking lol at you, go fight a bear with you "training" and see if you can win.

yeah what said
except I wasnt "trained to be an emotionless killer" that doesnt exist

Unless you're looking for just a hookup i would avoid tinder. It's full of toxic hoes with leftover kids.
I think for shy people its just easier to meet people online in a neutral place not necessarily meant for dating. It makes it easier to establish common interests and ideals and often times you find people with similar anxieties.

this as fuck>... even if you are looking for a hookup, the common country dive is significantly better for that, the 35-45 year old cougar is like 2 - 3 x more likely to appreciate your values as a robot than some judgy cunty tinderthot

THIS^^^^ orgiamoo