/r9gay/ - #351

Find a new cute guy who will forgive you for whatever stupid thing you did and leave those paracetamol alone.

>Being gay isn't natural.
Then why are animals?

The compulsion to breed. That's about it. Sex is such a core part of nature though.

take the paraceameatlmol user

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>Unusual, unnatural behavior doesn't occur in animals

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Are bicurious people allowed in this thread?

I have a big penis
Its big and original

hello fellow eurofags ^___^ I hope youre having a great day today!

as long as you don't mention w*men

>being gay isn't natural
so?

Some animals have gay sex often. It's not unnatural.

What did i do wrong? what made me undeserving of your love when i would have done anything for you.

It literally is, by definition.
>Contrary to the ordinary course of nature
i.e. heterosexuality

psyche.
apparently i need to pick up my brother in 5 hours.
if i go to sleep now i'll never make it. so this is great.

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How big user? O

Some animals literally do this often so much so that it is the standard.

Please provide me with peer reviewed studies saying as much.

2 bigs and a half

Nature doesn't have an ordinary or inordinary "course".

Okay, that's reasonable.
Also, nice trips!

Nice to know there are other euros here aswell!

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only if you're a disgusting PERVERT

>it is not standard for animals to have heterosexual sex
*Brain falls out*

Its very bigge benis
Bigge benis make go OOF

>when did you realized you caught the gay?
I think it comes with realizing that women can't/don't care for you and never will for anyone but themselves ever.
I'm not really that into butt stuff, neither giving nor recieving and I'd guess as long as I can cuddle someone and maybe give/recieve a hj or bj from time to time, I'll be fine for life.
It's not the virginity that hurts. It's the years of falling asleep alone and awaking anew into this nightmare I call an existence.

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>Its very bigge benis
Bigge benis make go OOF

What did they mean by this?

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I'm not quite so perverted. There's a time and place for that. I want enjoy my time with someone without being sexual.

I concede, because I'd rather not try to find something.

But will it make me go "hnnyaaah"?

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Am I still gay if I'm only attracted to 'cute' boys? Masculinity really doesn't do anything for me.

If it has a dick it's gay user.

prisongay piece of shit

Very elaborate bump
It wont make you go nyah
Only OOF and UNF

But it will make me laugh at the fact that some retard got mad and reported my original post kek
I got warned in Jow Forums for saying "I have bigge penis" heh

Whoever gets mad at thus needs to go choke on a big penis right now
I even volunteer to help

Many organisms indeed don't have genders and don't mate, heterosexually or not.

There are some members of the animal kingdom that don't, yes. But many, many more do.

I don't know, do you count bi's as "gay"?

for the purposes of the question, yes

Never sucked cock user, let alone a big one. But it looks really fun and hot.

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So, it is incorrect to categorically say that all animals do or should have heterosexual sex.

I don't believe you if you don't provide pictures of it.

Then, this exact same year (18)

name one thing wrong with being prison gay

I never said that, though. Nice try.

i moreso meant the moment you realized, not the timeframe

>arguing about whether or not being gay is natural
>caring about what's natural and what isn't
Why are people so easily baited into this discussion?

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Guaranteed to break some guys heart?
If by prison gay you mean someone who will want a wife later on and not grow old together with another man.
If you mean someone who likes cuteboy, femboy, traps, twinks, then I can't name anything.

I guess i just got a boner while i was browsing a trap and boipussy thread
Then i stopped filtering them out and embraced the urge to suck cocks

True, you never said anything remotely coherent. You were mostly just referring to "nature", which is possibly the most vague idea in existence, without ever clarifying what is and what isn't natural.

In this case I was talking about animals. I did clarify

I do have a huge dick but my post was just a way to bump the thread
And it seems some people are really fucking autistic when it comes to that

If I post a pic they will probably go on a crusade to report me to their janny frens

Good thing I intend to love them to my dying breath then.

>tfw no androgynous qt3.14 bf
f u g g

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How dare you like a different type of guy then I do. You filthy prison gay, you'll leave him when he's 25 and find a new young cuteboy. You can't continue to love him as he gets older and his looks deteriorate, just like women and all other type of people, you bastard!

then post an imgur link like all the champions before you

>i have 42 paracetamol pills downstairs
>threatening suicide to get someone back
sounds like you deserve whatever happened desu

i need to stay up, but i've already been up for almost 20 hours.
i need assist

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*assists u*

Have a nice day at work everyone!

thank you.
i need to keep myself occupied but i have nothing to do

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Write your a fantasy bf experience here.
God I love when the random IP you get on the phone is banned for some weird thing someone else have done. are there easier ways to renew IP then turn on flymode for 45 seconds?

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Sigh

imgur.com/a/yJFqRJo

Seen that pic before somewhere. How much you weigh?

Around 160lbs
But Im 6'4" so I look like a skelly

ideally i could meet someone who's around my age, in the same city as me, but i think that's pretty vague and also probably something everyone wants. i don't really think of what i want my bf to ideally be. just that i can be assured that he likes me back and that he's easy to talk to.
oh, i remember you.
don't think you've beaten me.

>is cute, straightforward and friendly
>helps me feel better about myself
>gives me a reason to care about self-improvement to be the best I can for him

fuck I wanna die

Beaten you over what?

i don't remember.
i just feel like i was trying to win at sometime last time you were around.

You sound upset desu go listen to music and calm down

Oh
I dont even remember what I did last time I was here
Think it was 4 or 5 threads ago when the avatarfagging wasnt as bad

By fantasy bf experience I mean a scenario with you two. Maybe a picture of how an average day would be.

i remember now. nevermind it was stupid and a way to stealthbrag, like most things i do.
now you're going into advanced creative writing user. i'd be happy just being in the same room and occasionally exchanging glances.

Agree with this user wholeheartedly.

I'v been disgusted at myself for years now. I want a bf but I don't know if i could mentally be with another man, it just seems so wrong and disgusting. Being gay fucking sucks.. shitty thing is that I'v been trying to be ''cute'' for a while now also because there is still a part of me that wants that bf.
Guess living alone ain't that bad if you get like 3 cats, cats are nice.

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Why are most gays so boring?

Thats a big bepper OwO

Why are most humans so boring?*

am a prison gay if i only like really fem guys but i think vaginas are gross, like they look like stab wounds.

if it has a penis its gay

it depends how feminine desu, if your standards are femininity are unreachable by 99% of guys you're probably prison gay

no go away biscum oregano

Then get going with the writing

mad faggot lmao, keep being stuck with only dicks.

there isn't any space for sluts here

>Proud, protective and cool.
>Terribly attractive through his provocative behavior toward society.
>Probably lewd when together in bed.

Oh, those trips....
I guess i'll have to leave...

Literally everything that any living being does is natural.
>>gays are more lilely to kill themselves
yes, homos are more likely to be mentally unstable, doesn't make it unnatural, though.

What if I'm a skinny twink and mainly attracted to other skinny not-so-masculine guys?

You're narcissistic.

user Now you know the meaning of unnatural.
Now, are you saying that if i was to stick a light bulb up my ass while shooting gays at a pride festival, that it would be natural? Can't believe there are people more dumb than me out there.

Not the user you replied to btw.

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unironically high probability this is true desu

Then you are a male lesbian
Congrats~!

Gaynons whats your ideal first date look like? When your dream guy finally sweeps you off your feet, or if you sweep him up, where do you go to fully enjoy your new passion?

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