What would you do if you had $500 to burn

what would you do if you had $500 to burn

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Id buy the rights to that gif

I'd buy a new computer chair.

Hedges.

I'd get an escort.

I would buy 500 anal beads and shove them all in my ass, destroying all my organs, killing me instantly. When the medics arrive, they have to deal with a anal bead filled body with its asshole sticking up in the air.

some stuff for my computer
kek

I would probably buy large quantities of alcohol and a new weight bar

one of those nigger hipoints and some cartridges, and a lot of coke

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Probably buy one of those fancy vibrators that costs $150
After that I'm not sure

Get one of those fancy gas-lift monitor arm and probably just bank the rest.

I'd burn it

>Order a pizza
>Idk after that

Buy some vidya and crypto (ETH/OMG)

For $500, you can buy a much better gun than that.

Permanent hair removal on my nape.

I'd get CPR certification so I could volunteer during the summer as a counselor for troubled youth. Any left over would go toward a second certification I'm undecided on.

Nothing, because there is nothing I really want in that money range.

Deposit into savings.

reckon it's worth buying a 1tb ssd to replace my 5 year old HDD? the HDD has nothing wrong with it according to diagnostics other than it occasionnaly buzzing against my PC case and making a fucking annoying sound

pay down my mortgage. that 500 put in now will save me like $1,241 in interest over the rest of the mortgage period

Order a burger or two
Have a fap
Put the rest of the money aside

spend it all on girlie clothes.

i would buy it if i had enough money left. having to deal with an annoying sound, would be hell for me. especially because i expend most of my time in front of the computer.
buy the 1tb ssd but don't throw away that old hdd. it may be useful in the future if something bad happens to that new ssd.

alright, I'm gonna wait until my new headphones arrive and see whether I need to buy a new amplifier to power them, if not then I'll buy the 1tb SSD as well

ty user

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Buy a synthesizer probably

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mommy made me get a job and now i have 10k. wat do?
im serious btw i actually do have 10k to burn

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You could go to Europe, maybe bring a bf. Or a gf, but they usually cost 40% more for each day you're there.

pay down my mortgage plz

save/invest it because I'm not a retarded poorfag

>bring a bf. Or a gf
if only i could find one.
I have no interest in europe anyway. That's the reason i have the 10k i just have no interest in anything and nothing to spend it on.

Put it in my checkings account and buy 50 apex. I would be so godly in Archeage.

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Get a facial (6$)
Some taco bell crap (7$)
Some high quality doggo food (30$)
An IUD (30$-90$)
Books from amazon (50$)
An IETLS-TOEFL test (150$)
DBF for my fuck buddy and a shirt for a friend (55$)
Crypto (200$)

Buy an airplane ticket.

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Whatever you do, you'll regret it, because you're a boring wanker 8=W=D

Maybe collect retro video games to get temporary highs to interrupt the misery you'll be experiencing until you find some direction.

>tfw no hodl gf

But user i have them and im just horting them

I only know one of those acronyms. Also

>buying memecurrency
Lmao

I'd probably get myself a used Glock 26 and then spend the rest on 9x19mm. I still need a good cc pistol.

what i usually spend my money on, booze n ciggs painkillers

Put it into savings for adulting

I would finally start building the hydroponics setup I have been waiting to start for the past two years.

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$300 to put towards rent
$100 for food/gas
The rest for a couple criterions, probably Repo Man and Brazil

invest it in something

buy a semi-decent pc or an olimpic white stratocaster

steam level.

8-10 onaholes, a fightstick, a few six packs of zero ultra rockstar, and 5-6 popajohns supreme pizzas. If I have any money left buy as many skyrim keys as I can and give them away on /v/.

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a plane ticket for my egf to get here

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Buy a new guitar for around $300 and put the rest in the bank

Ill be your online gf for 12 dollars an hour

Buy me some steam games please thanks.

Invest in cryptocurrencies now that it is low. I already have some money in (and a guy paid me for something with crypto), but I am only playing with small amounts...

If some millionaire chad is willing to burn money...
BTC: 1FCp8euvVz4r76JnS5ZF8YgJDJnSyUkDYs

i would spend 500 dollars just to see your disappointed face

A couple tabs of LSD, shrooms, meth, coke, various other recreational drugs and one gram of heroin to an hero at the end of my drug spree.

Save it for emergency medical or car money, im fucking broke

we've already met up a couple months ago, I just want to be with her again.

some vidya, a new daki and a new inner pillow

VR headset

if you're my online gf i'll buy you nice things and show you my juicy cock, but i'm not going to pay to hourly

Find a cheep tr-808 and buy so I can some industrial

What headphones fag?

Aww. Tell me about you and your egf user

Use it to buy computer parts. Looking on doing a new system build

I'd fix my fucking car

put in ETF and forget about it

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what fucking ETF are you investing in that returns 40000% in 50 years

HiFiMAN HE-500

Buy myself some shoes

if your ETF isnt a shitty meme it will return 10-15% a year, and compound interest is no joke

https:// www. investor.gov/additional-resources/free-financial-planning-tools/compound-interest-calculator

die

unoriginally
enzadenino

This guy shoeriginally knows.

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uhh, she took my virginity 2 months ago, we spent about a month together playing F-zero gx and soulcalibur 2 as well as fucking like rabbits. she has an insatiable libido which is fun.

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buy 140x salvia extract, a psilocybe cubensis growkit, and a new GPU

>>ctrl + f "cocaine"
>>no results

This is the only acceptable answer. Doing 3 grams today, feels good man.

Probably go on a roadtrip and visit internet friends. If you're good with staying in your car, $500 goes a long way

Read the thread next time, it's still small

500 dollars isn't shit
I'd either save it or put it towards rent

I posted it as well user.

no-u

Buy a rope and kms
>Tfw too broke

I have that much money and I blow it on anime figs

hookers and cocaine

>original reply

And what would you do with the $101 left?

I guess i'd spend $100 in drugs, like weed and lsd, the rest i'd travel around my country when i had the time, also i'd buy some books to study for college, i guess that's it.

500 dollars isnt a lot of money.

it is for a total loser

or a child i suppose

Buy some expensive kolinsky and squirrel brushes and an excessive amount of artist-grade tube paints.

>Brazil
Great movie, need to watch it again sometime.

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>$500
Wow, less than 2 weeks of rent. Buy a $2 energy drink and put the rest in the bank account. 500 ain't shit.

Spend all of it on darknet heroin

Buy me some ASS

I would buy a new graphics card and probably also CPU.

Add another hundred and buy a Maschine for shits and giggles.

crack cocaine and an all-nighter with a prostitute

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Fug, those are some sexy shoes

I know, right?
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