What would a homeric hero/greek warrior realistically look like?
How do i into /homericmode/?
What would a homeric hero/greek warrior realistically look like?
prob skinny fat
they were fat and muscular
skinny twinks would get knocked down and killed
nah
like the traditional greek oil wrestlers, since that was something greek warriors/heros did a lot.
Not as muscular as we would imagine reading Iliad.
Looks good! I'm similarly built.
wtf, were/are they all faggots?
not like a blonde wh*toid, that's for shure
We wuz heroz n shieeet
oil wrestling was a turkish thing, you disgusting fuck
>liking turks
Nigger do you know what greeks look like?
when niggerz get tired of pretending ancient Egyptians were black.... Face it niggos, your ancestors never created a great culture that left mark in the history of man.
Achilles had red hair. Read the story.
I know they didn't look like filthy niggers. Nor did Egyptians or Romans.
It's hard to translate properly to modern language, it might also meant blonde hair. Just sayin
greece and turkey were pretty much the same culture around that time since they where both bordered by the aegan sea. troy is speculated to have been located somewhere in turkey.
there is no such shit as a "turkish thing", 100% of their culture is taken from somewhere else, 70% of "turkish culture" is the greek byzantine culture of constantinople that they adopted, 20% is islamic culture of Iran, 10% is slavic culture of the jannisaries.
turks are mexicans of europe, a mulato nation.
Ass blasted snowniggers.
You sad fucking runecoons are pathetic
No. Blondes are rare as fuck in that part of the world especially if that phenotype
>runecoons
made me chuckle. Seriously though, go kys filthy nigger.
At least i don't need to pretend my ancestors were kangz, when in reality they were bunch of primitives playing with turds in their mud huts. Pathetic. Niggas should be more grateful to white men who so unselfishly uplifted your sorry asses. But then again, i don't think niggers are capable of comprehending higher emotions, such as empathy...
I assume redheads would be even more rare? Or am I wrong?
mentioning the greeks even once turns every thread into a shit-flinging racebaiting discussion apparently. people saying the greeks are white are right though
Simple explanation: blacks got tired of pushing we wuz pharoz and now they set their sights on ancient Greeks/ Mycenaean's.
like this
is this attainable natty?
in 100% of the trolls it is a turk, albo, bosnian, croat, ukrainian and the butthurt nations in general.
I say this, because mention just one of those nations, and you effectively saged the thread.
there's no way he's not juicing
In the past, yes. Now almost impossible without trt.
Greeks were tall, well built, blonde and blue eyed.
Slaves were short, swarthy, dark haired and brown eyed
Greeks don't call themselves white. A proud Greek will spot on your face for doing so. The only ones who call Greeks white are self loathing white mutts who have no culture of their own and self hating Greeks.
Neither of which are worth much.
The world isn't everyone is white or nigger you sad waste of spunk.
>t*rk, albo, bosnian, croat, ukrainian
literal shit of europe and t*rks
Cope harder my fellow pharaoh *Snaps fingers*
White means European you mutt.
This
Neck yourself degenerate jew; your tactics are clear to me.
I'm not putting "other" for race. Race, ethnicity and nationality are completely separate.
Europe starts with Greece you fucking retard.
And Greeks were white.
Greeks = Europeans
Europeans = White
Thus, Greeks = White
Is this soo hard to understand?
>runecoons
Heh
Yeah, but modern Greeks are not white.
Ancient Greeks were.
They literally we're not.
Look at the measurements of armour from ancient Greece.
They were ottermode 5'4 manlets.
Just look at the statutes they left, and then picture it at like 70% as good at best.
A lifetime of manual labor does a lot, but nutrition was fucked. Even if they were all high test as fuck.
Ok so we're all in agreement. Greeks are the best and everyone else has been trying to catch up for all of recorded history. Christ is risen.
Braincel
They started western civilization (Athens to be more precise). Homeric epic influenced the west more than a bible.
Iberians are white too btw
> POCs
> read
lol pick one my dudeman
Modern Iberians are not white.
Ancient Iberians? Sure they were white
Before or after the reconquista?
t.has never met an iberian
i see white people everyday
why is his hand in the other guy pant??
Most of these x people, who are clearly white, posters are just jewish trolls.
Yeah I was married to one and she cheated on me with a nigger
Oil check
t. mutts
Some of those muscles don't even exist. Those sculptures aren't supposed to be realistic, they use what are called heroic proportions.
>Some of those muscles don't even exist. Those sculptures aren't supposed to be realistic, they use what are called heroic proportions.
Found weak and ugly dyel everyone!
das ist etzatla absichtliche browokation oda?
stealing test to win
I agree. We should gas the kikes.
I'm talking truth. Iberians are not white.
you cannot judge that, since you yourself are also not white.
which ones exactly?
jews are not white.
meh if you lived here long enough you would find enough examples to prove yourself wrong
I am white. I am from Latvia and everyone is white here except gypsies, but everyone hates them anyway.
Greeks were manlets due to poor nutrition. The impenetrable walls of Troy were only about 10 feet high. They also looked down on large penises, because they believed it was an external manifestation of a oversexed, bestial (and therefore irrational) man, which is why Greek-inspired sculptures feature micropenises.
He prolly said no homo so its ok
When Spanish exchange students visited Latvia, everyone laughed at them because they all looked like gypsies. Srs none of them had blue eyes or blonde hair
>I am white. I am from Latvia
Zirgo galva, fellow Balt
Soon we'll be the last white countries.
They might have been laughing at themselves. Spaniards have shit ton of Arab blood, especially in the current year and beyond. No way they are more 'European' looking than Balts.
homeric is an abbreviation of homoerotic i guess
ITT: people who would lose their shit if they did a 23 and Me kit.
>Soon we'll be the last white countries.
Yep. I really hope our governments don't start pushing this refugee, pc crap on us.
Hmm. Hellenic ancestry, pale skin, hazel eyes, sandy hair, baptized orthodox. Yep, I'm white.
keep telling yourself that fatboy
gladiators were a bit fat and muscular since they had to get cut for show
The Mycenaeans sometimes wore 50kg bronze armour and they had to row everywhere which would have been hard fucking work. They've doen trials with modern athletes with some ancient greek feats like marathon and salamis and they can't handle it.
No
Latvians laughed about Spaniards because they all looked like Arab and Gipsy mutts
Yep, Aryans were strong as fuck
sparring and wrestling, also think sparring with weapons (mainly spears, but also javelins and shortswords)
To get an idea, put on a weoght vest (bronxe armour, wear a heavy kilt and strap tohse ankle weight things to your shins and forearms (greaves and bracers)... go into the gym and pick up an olympic bar by the end, jad the other end into a punch bag for 3 or 4 hours (thats your spear training) then put that down and pick up the curl bar and whak the punchbag for another few hours...... while wearing all that shit, in greek temperatures 25-30 deeg c most days..... my guess is they were lean and ripped to fuck and the ultimate functional strength..... but were talking pro fighters here.... like you Achillies or Paris.... those with enough land and slaves to afford the training..... the Spartans had Helots so they were in the gym all the time ( The Agauge).....
kys powerfatty. the greeks invented aesthetics
I could easily beat any of those Greeks pussy faggots lmao
Turkey didn't exist back then, you utter retard. The Ottoman turks didn't invade until much later.
Try climbing a 10 foot wall with 50kg of armour a spear and a sword whilst bieng pelted with arrows.... It wasn't the size of the wall that made it impenetrable , it was the skill of Trojan archers..... all you need to do is slow a fucker down while you make them a walking pincushion....
>greeks
>aryan
Fuck off, german cuck. Stop trying to take credit for everything.
also the rowing.... forgot the rowing....
Das Rite. We wuz kangz n shieet
And now the bulk of people in developed nations are fat because we live in a world that rewards sedentary work and doesn't expect physical achievement from anyone middle age.
What does this pseudo-historical propaganda circle jerk accomplish besides people feeling superior to others over things achieved by others who are long dead?
>Fuck off, german cuck. Stop trying to take credit for everything.
Mr braincel, I think he used word Aryan to mean Ancient Indo-European.
>Greeks were manlets due to poor nutrition.
Yes, but that's true for everyone at the time. The "giant" vikings were 5'8 on average.
Keep crying mutt.
I will always be thankful to my ancestors for creating civilization.