Post your kryptonite

Post your kryptonite

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Bread. Sticks, slices, buns, loaves, bread is my weakness. I've unironically made toast sandwiches and enjoyed them.

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these and nachos

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That shit is good.

This is mine.

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>1.3 fucking KG of cereal

Man, Americans really are living the high-life

I was looking at this stuff at the grocery store today, wondering if my wife's son would eat it. What are the eggs made out of?

I fucking love pizza
It's the one thing, no matter how much willpower I channel, I just can't resist

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You need to sit down & eat pizza til you get sick. eat nothing but pizza for a week. Your asshole will be begging you to stop, but keep going. Eat pizza until your asshole is in so much pain you can't even get out of bed.


I did this. Just the sheer thought of pizza makes my stomach churn now.

Cheeseburgers and French fries.

Especially when the restaraunt across the street makes this.

Full on Reuben with corned beef, sauerkraut, thousand island, Swiss cheese, and a fucking burger patty in the middle. Served with garlic fries.

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I had a dominos the other night and it was legit gross, felt slow and tired for hours after eating it.

I've regularly eaten pizza until I was so full I had to vomit. Puking up pizza is exactly like shitting out of your throat, because the puke is so thick. Pizza has never harmed my asshole no matter how often I eat it and I've never tired of it.

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>Pizza has never harmed my asshole
What about that time you were raped at Chuck E Cheese by one of the costumed guys?

times*
and that wasn't the pizzas fault

Discovering that peanut butter and honey went together well was not good for my binge-prone ass.

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>Letting the sandwich sit in the fridge for a bit after making so the honey crystallized
Yes.

>measured in KG
>american
were you born retarded?

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I'll raise you one user.

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I can't get enough of that shit.

Sometimes when I need to bulk I'll just say fuck it and down an entire Costco pizza.

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My Hawaiian nigga...

these with milk and eat them like cerael, never again though

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a,dlaawwajpwa im going out to get some rip my cut

Don't do it, user.

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Dawg, those are mad bad for you

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Seattlefags will know these.

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Fucking aaaaaaaaaaaah I need them right now.

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Any ice cream really, but these are the devil's work.

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could get fucking high off this shit...

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My grandma wipped these up the other day. They were fucking amazing.

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whats in the middle there cookie dough?

Peaunut butter, regular butter, brown sugar baking powder mixed together

>Kg
>Americans

Make your own pizza. At least then you can control how much salt and other shit goes into it.

I am so fucking lucky I was born in australia and not america I would be 600 pounds.

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They have a week's worth of sodium, but god damn, these things are so good.

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Fuuuuark yes, my seattle nigga.

This and ellanos greek yogurt. Hnnng

>They have a week's worth of sodium
>Tfw just came back from a bro's BBQ and ate maybe three racks of these
Ha, you're kidding, right?
Right?

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sodium is the best diet tool in the world lol