Mirin stories

Just go to the gym. It will make you feel better.

This girl's 16. She lives in my city. She's dating some 20 year old arab. It's a shame, i know.

This chick is 16 delete this.

>be woman
>make small talk with a random nondescript coworker
>have dry lips
>accidentally lick them
>ohfuck.raw
>coworker now thinks I'm "miring" him
>always comes up for chats
>have to put up with awkward flirting and barely repressed jealousy
>he isn't picking up on my hints
>will probably get killed in my sleep once he figures out I don't like him back

I agree with this user, you could talk to her and not do any advances, just have her as a friend. Then when you break up you can possibly fuck her, kinda like making a reservation

You wouldn't have done shit either way faggot

>Meeting up with my sisters friends
>I spent some time with them in the past, and gone a trip with them but wouldn't call them more than aquaitenaces
>Sisters friend shows up later, absolute 10/10 bombshell
>Comes up to me and hugs me
>"Long time no see user, woah holy shit!"
>starts feeling up my arms and shoulders and back, literally touching me all over
>"holy shit user you got ripped, when did this happen?"
Last time she saw me was when I lost all my gains from an injury and was small as fuck, I've since been back to the gym and I'm big again.
>"oh you know I've been going to the gym a lot recently
>Now everyone is sitting around listening to me talk about my training
>mfw

Man it was awkward.

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based

>calm down and realize that while talking to the girl would obv not be cheating, the things that would logically progress following that, would be.

friggin' LMAO

do you honestly think your girl doesn't talk to other guys? Do you actually think shes some pakistani bride who is forbidden from interacting with the opposite sex? I've got news for you bud, she talks to guys. Not only that, she already has her backup plan and with who when shit with you goes downhill. The normal response would be to make a friend with the female gym regular, the autist virgin response is to roleplay as a jihadi who can only look at his wife

>be me, 18
>senior prom
>been lifting for about 2 months, started out in athletic shape and went straight for hypertrophy so already noticeable gains/musclarity
>turbomanlet 5’8” bring 5’10” date, she’s in 4” heels so she’s at 6’2” when we walk in
>photographer from local newspaper is taking pictures of every pair as they walk in
>getting into photo stance, date assumes typical prom pic position
>mfw my chin isn’t even at her shoulder
>she notices but does nothing to fix it, seems irritated/disappointed, everyone staring, hear a few laughs
>feels bad, pretty much motivation for whole night goes down drain
>get inside, get food, chill with a few bros at my table because date is ignoring me
>music starts, people move to dance floor
>can’t find my date, oh well
>starting to feel really bad
>find my way to group of dateless bros, night starts picking up, few good songs play, im breaking it down
>do a 180 soon kinda thing and shoot finger guns at what I think is my friend, but is actually an 8/10 Asian qt
>fuck autism mode initiated
>just stand there, don’t even look away or play it off
>she looks me up and down and does a half smile kinda thing
cont.

>stunned by the obvious mire
>startin to sweat, rush to bathroom
>4-5 dateless faggots inside vaping
>wipe off face with paper towels
>look in the mirror to check myself
>didnt realize with the jacket on that my shirt, which was fitted back before I started lifting, was ready-to-burst tight, showing off my pecs tris and ceps
>confidence overload
>do a quick flex then head back out there
>find 8/10 qt
>start dancing with her, too loud to say shit so I figure she gets the memo
>10 min later one of the vape fags from the bathroom slaps me on the shoulder
>can’t understand what he’s saying, probably telling me I dropped something in the bathroom, whatever, turn around and start back with Asian qt
>she isn’t dancing, instead she’s saying something to the le vape behind me
>turn back around
>le vape shoves me
>confused, don’t shove him back just gesture to meet outside
>apparently it’s Asian qt’s bf, apparently he was in the bathroom for 20 min while I picked up his gf, now he wants to fight
>shoves me again, throws a wild punch and it connects with like my shoulder, deflected
>school administrator walks up with security, kicks him out and walks him to his car
>leave with qt later, le vape was her ride so I offered, fuck her after I drop off my date
Fuckin her again tomorrow lads, we made it

you aren't wrong about having here as a reservation
but I really don't have any desire to make friends with women.

Nice LARP.

she obviously talks to other guys, I'm saying i dont believe she talks to other guys with the intention of fucking them. and I know how hypergamy works, and how women often have second options lined up. that's common sense shit. I just haven't been cheated on and have some faith still left int he female sex.

regardless, you won't convince me to engage in infidelity, schlomo. go ahead and fuck off with that.

regardless, you won't

never talk about your training unless someone is also into it. In a casual setting, you just go to the gym casual to get a good workout and you play wii fit and lots of sports.

>Picking an "8/10" asian girl over a 5'10 tallgirl
>fighting a vapist
>senior prom
sort yourself the fuck out mah man

i got asked for a threesome out in public by some gross sluts. does count as a mire.

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>tfw too autistic to reject women tactfully

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depends, was it in exchange for money?

thats actually super good advice that my dumb ass would never have thought of

>6’2, decent facial asthetics
>finally cut enough to feel confident in wearing tank tops again
>gets mires from old dudes and other guys
>girls dont acknowledge my existence
>get drunk one time at a night out with bros
>get a hot blondes number dont even remember what she looks like only she was blonde
>she never texted back
Gonna just forget about girls for a while shit is too much man

Children are deteriorating at a rapid pace user, it's infuriating and terryfying.
>t. freshly graduated

she is fucking dating this palestinian guy.

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I finally have a post for this thread hooray

>Be 6'4" and slightly fat 225 because fuck summer cutting
>Go to work party in kinda tight black shirt
>Cute blonde from work hanging by me all night bringing me drinks, it was a kegger
>Taking pictures with short qt 3.14 asian
>35 yo milf comes over at the end of the night and hugs me
>I grab her ass
>She gropes me all over
>People are staring, fuckit.png
>Her sister joins in
>Get her number and make plans to bang

A-am I finally making it Jow Forums?

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yeah, now the pill..

the guy is not some rich arabian guy, he and she are from bradford and he works in 7skewers as a waiter.

>meet girl at some outdoor party
>get drunk, she asks me to go home with her
>get to her place, take off clothes
>she's miring so god damn hard, licking me, biting me
>I cant get hard

WHY

Yeah if you guys think she's going to stay with him when they get to college...think again

no.

>lol just pushups and oreos I guess haha

Is what you should've said

Honestly this. A girl wouldn’t think twice about chatting with the friendly hunk at the gym, even if she had a boyfriend.

when someone asks if you lift just say something stupid like
>i do 20 push ups before i go to bed
>i do pilates mondays and tuesdays
>i just started taking zumba classes, they are really working for me

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Sauce on her Instagram?

based white girl realized brown cock is superior

>started lifting young
>active lifestyle as a teen
>be Jow Forums at 16
>go take driving test
>examiner says "wow you've got big muscles"
>say thanks, casual small talk
>talk about fitness the entire time we take the test
>pass first try
felt good mam

Who else /neverbeenmired/?

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I only get mires from high school students, am 3rd year into uni. Anyone knows this feel? What does it mean?

high school girls are VERY open with older guys, it seems. they become more reserved once they're older. Its a risky game though because they lie about being 18 ALL the TIME

Just say you are a competitive strength athlete or shit. Is it so hard to acknowledge that you put in effort?

>Is it so hard to acknowledge that you put in effort?

nobody gives a flying fuck that you put in effort

here

But reading all the mires makes me think one day I will be mired too

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How do you know if you are being mired?

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>wow user your shoulders are getting big now
Thanks mommy

It's all good my man, age of consent is 15 and I have no fear for social repurcussions

Sorry to break it to you, you have low test

>at bar with friends
>put my hand on the bar around this qt3.14
>handlebar mustache guy doesn't like that
>fuckin grabs my arm and pushes it away from the bar
>the girls are paying attention now
>put my arm back on the bar
>he does it again
>tell him that's the second one, see what happens the next time
>put my hand back on the bar
>nothing happens
>ended up going home with the girl he wanted

Nervousness and whiskey dick. It happens to all of us

Reporting in. I just come to these threads to one day dream of a story happening to me.

user who hurt you?

i think for the first time ever i got the so called "fuck me" eyes at gas station by the cashier girl

She just seemed so dreamy.
Idk maybe im delusional, but have never seen such expression on anyone but some horny girls towards their bf's.

Secondly
>be on metal concert
>front row on barriers
>turn around
>7/10 girl stands behind me
>look her into eyes and smile briefly
>she looks for split second and looks down on her shoes, smirking
>her what i assume bf was standing next to her
>turn around again
>hope she mires my posterior chain development
>few minutes later puffs of cig smoke coming my way (fucking hate this shit)
>turn around slowly again, just look at girl, not even making any expression
>girl is smoking, and the moment she looked at me started waving off the cig smoke with her hands and handed out half of cig to the guy

Not a mire but ive found it interesting

also
>at work
>some cute small chick is coming to work for us and shes getting tour around facility
>our eyes meet
>she looks for split second and then founds something incredibly interesting on ceiling

lmao

>looks like pic but with pigtails

I haven't seen a girl with pigtails in forever unless she's

Making a reservation when you are at dinner with someone else is quite rude.

>it's against the rules and/or illegal to appreciate the beauty of a 16-year-old girl

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How do I cure it?

confidence and sobriety, what the fuck do you think?

fpbp

when ur penis goes into her vagina

>ma instructor
>holding punching mitts for 4 year olds
>one says 'wow, it looks strong' about my forearm
He's kinda retarded so I'm not sure if its a quality mire.

>intense direct eye contact for a moment, then smirk and look away
>then smirk

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YEAAAH BOIIIII

>shoot finger guns
kek
>my friend, but is actually an 8/10 Asian qt
why is your friend adorable?
>do a quick flex then head back out there
fucking kek
>deflected
even keker

this story was hilarious
thanks for posting

it counts; from the mouth of babes, user

My most recent bc honestly I can only remember the ones that seriously embarrassed me
>be fresh out of a 12 week hard gain program
>3rd year of lifting
>went from 6’0 175 lean to 185 lil bit higher body fat, but my size went up a lot
>arms/neck/traps/chest grew considerably
>go to pool party
>group of friends we hang out with at least 5-6 times a year
>everyone talking per usual
>I take my shirt off to get in pool
>a moment of silence
>my bud immediately recognizes what happened
>”wow user i think your shirtless bod just broke everyone huhuhu”
>get embarrassed
>try to change the subject
>everyone resumes normal activity
I think a girl was trying to be alpha female/ overly flirtatious after that
>go inside to piss
>get cup of lemon water
>”hey user we haven’t talked in a while, how is your sister”
>small talk until she decided we should go on beer run
>ends with her grabbing my wrist and pulling me to our line of vehicles
>bitch’s new fuckin mercedes is dinged
>I’ll drive
>she starts talking about random shit and asking me about things that I’m totally unprepared to talk about, like family and personal life
>I can tell she’s really looking for interaction because she puts her phone in my front console and doesn’t touch it the whole time we’re driving
>starts talking about herself for awhile which makes it easy to just uh huh, oh yeah, that sucks
>Decide to be spontaneous
>just lean over and kiss her out of nowhere
>she reveals her inner thot
>”oh user i was wondering how long you were gonna make me wait”
>sense her impurity
>immediately lose interest
>driving back to party
>she wants to hold my hand
>reluctantly allow it
>wonder if I’m gonna smash the thot

Long story short, I didn’t smash, it turns out one of my friends that I respect a lot had a history with her that I didn’t know about, so I left it be. I ended up texting her about 3-4 days later telling her I was moving to another state, which was true

So's this girl

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>go to grocery store post work out Friday
>grab some stuff and go to checkout
>6/10 Asian qt that I kind of know is working that line
>small talk while she scans my stuff
>finish, pay, grab my bag, start to leave
>turn to say bye and catch her staring so hard she didn't even notice me turn my head yet
>"oh uh.. bye!"
>wake up
>realize was a dream
>feel sad but also determined to get that first mire someday

Let the anger fuel you

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that doesn't sound like anger
I'm sure there is some buried in there, though
we're all gonna make it
stay hungry, user

>losing all your strength gains in a month.
admit it user...are you a /fraud/?

>install tinder
>show 2 facepic, one pic at beach
>swipe only 6+/10 girls
>got 15 matches before first limit
>chain copy same message that im looking for casual sex
> blonde 7/10 already agreed to have casual sex
Didnt think it would be THAT easy

>friggin' LMAO

Come back when you've actually banged her and she didn't ghost you.

>lifting for women

So is mat.i but she's on here 24/7

You have to go back Ahmed

>training
WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TRAINING FOR THEN YOU IDIOT?

Unless you're trying to get into shape to hike Everest or something , it's just exercise.

>haven't been lifting for too long, 2.5 months max.
>wasn'ti a stick to begin with but starting to make some good progress in my chest and arms and shoulders.
Went from 6'2 185 to about 192 in that time.
>at my wageslave Amazon job processing returns
>helper called an ambassador asked for my help with a computer thing
>she needs help navagating the computer
>show her how, small confined space, she's like 1 ft away from me
>she's short and thin eye level with my bicep
>giggles to get other ambassador friend that my arm is as big around as her head
>I kind of laugh it off and get red.
She's like the only cute girl in the department but I'm 20 and she's like 25. I'm also leaving in a few weeks so I prolly won't be able to hit that

The dude is actually a Jew. And so is she

As time goes on you'll get less matches. Tinder fucks with algorithms depending on how old your account is. That being said after about week two if you're pulling 15 now you should pull 4-5 a day.

man i wish i were 6'2+

Go read 48 laws of power. One of them is something along the lines of "always undersell your effort". The less people think you did to achieve your body, the more impressed they'll be

Fucking smash homie. At 25 they start poaching young because they starting thinking they're past prime.

Source; >fucked 25yo studying nurse after calling her "Mummy" at a club on Saturday.

I might see if I can get stationed close to her and talk. The problem is we're usually on different sides of the department :/

you're a fucking retard. some woman expresses gratitude for finally picking up on her flirting you dismiss her as a thot

He’s training to lift bigger weights, m8

Honestly this is how every """"mirin"""" threads are like
>post
>girl looks at me
>several lines implying that girl wants2fuck, implied by that one (1) look
>that act of one (1) look gets exaggerated as to duration and intensity
>reality
>girl looks at me
>girl just looks at me and it, in all likelihood, meant nothing
It's all in your head

>be me
>working in bank
>hot Jow Forums coworker
>she is a muslim, doesnt believe tho
>still was never been out drinking because of her parents
>loves muscular guys, always mirin Jow Forums clients
>started lifting a while ago
>she starts to notice
>"wow user, ur arms are getting bigger"
>she now wants to hang out every break with me
>eventually she starts to show me her gym pics
>only shows me the most sexy ones
>shes got the best ass i have seen forever
>doing the dishes in the room for breaks
>she comes in
>feels my biceps
>"wow"
That was yesterday, her father allegedly has some criminal contacts, should I risk it?

>cut hair
>trim beard

bitches be mirin instantly

says the man with zero experience with women

>I did poppers with a group of girls and the one 11/10 all the town wants to fuck passed me the canister.
See you later virgins

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>holy shit eye contact so i smirked and looked away
>didn't talk to her because i'm too much of a wimp

fathers never do shit